Movies That are Going to Suck: Part Deux

Electron Blue wrote:

4shadowedice4 wrote:

I only watched Transformers 2 for Skidz and Mudflap, seriously those two are kick-ass.

WHAT.

I never want to be anywhere near you in my entire life oh my god those two were the most irritating things I've ever seen on screen

Insulting i'll give you, offensive also. Irritating? No no no, that Honour goes to the nausia inducing camera angles from battle field earth. Even thinging about them amkes me wanna throw up.

Somath Cegem wrote:

Electron Blue wrote:

4shadowedice4 wrote:

I only watched Transformers 2 for Skidz and Mudflap, seriously those two are kick-ass.

WHAT.

I never want to be anywhere near you in my entire life oh my god those two were the most irritating things I've ever seen on screen

Insulting i'll give you, offensive also. Irritating? No no no, that Honour goes to the nausia inducing camera angles from battle field earth. Even thinging about them amkes me wanna throw up.

Sorry for insulting you two, Skidz and Mudflap were simply my kind of humor I guess. The movie as a whole wasn't to bad, it's just that those two were really the only ones that stuck with me

4shadowedice4 wrote:

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

4shadow, KELP is a better actress than Megan Fox.

I know I'm just hoping that they chose who actually knows how to express emotion this time.

You need a competent writer and a director who cares more about story than OMG EXPLOSIONS!!!! EXPLOSIONS AND ARMY GUYS EVERYWHEEEEERE!!! JACKING OFF TO THIS TANK EXPLODING RIGHT NOW!!!!!! for the quality of the acting to make any kind of difference.

Seriously in the second one they killed Optimus Prime and I felt NOTHING.

ps fuck the pair of you who were all "omg skanky bitch" because eat shit that's why

pps I sat there in the cinema looking at skids and mudflap going "oh my god he has a gold tooth and they talk in ebonics and they don't like reading how is this even allowed oh my god"

Jay/Cris wrote:

4shadowedice4 wrote:

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

4shadow, KELP is a better actress than Megan Fox.

Also just call me Shadow, it's what I usually go by.

I actually meant that as a general comment, but awesome song

Cyberwulf wrote:

ps fuck the pair of you who were all "omg skanky bitch" because eat shit that's why

You're late. In any case Megan Fox has less emotional depth and range than Keanu Reeves, and knows it.

4shadowedice4 wrote:

Jay/Cris wrote:

4shadowedice4 wrote:

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

4shadow, KELP is a better actress than Megan Fox.

Also just call me Shadow, it's what I usually go by.

(Jay pointing out something sick and wrong, you bastard, now I need to scrub my brain)

I actually meant that as a general comment, but awesome song

Oh honey, you have no idea.

Dress up as a hedgehog, "shadow", and you might get laid.

Cyberwulf wrote:

4shadowedice4 wrote:

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

4shadow, KELP is a better actress than Megan Fox.

I know I'm just hoping that they chose who actually knows how to express emotion this time.

pps I sat there in the cinema looking at skids and mudflap going "oh my god he has a gold tooth and they talk in ebonics and they don't like reading how is this even allowed oh my god"

RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT
I just couldn't believe my fuckin' ears
Insanity.

Michael Bay has got to start casting women instead of Barbies. They're nice to look at, I suppose, but can't act their way out of a wet paper bag.

The Scientist wrote:

Michael Bay has got to start casting women instead of Barbies. They're nice to look at, I suppose, but can't act their way out of a wet paper bag.

That's kind of the point. Being pointless eye candy was perfectly fine until she personally offended the lead producer (Stephen Spielberg, known Nazi-obsessor) by comparing working for Michael Bay to working for Hitler.

I atually didn't mind Megan Fox's acting in Jennifer's Body I just think she wasn't eady for something as big (and emotional) as the Transformers movies. She just needs to work on expressing actual emotion.

4shadowedice4 wrote:

I atually didn't mind Megan Fox's acting in Jennifer's Body I just think she wasn't eady for something as big (and emotional) as the Transformers movies. She just needs to work on expressing actual emotion.

You're being ironic, right?

Penguin wrote:

The Scientist wrote:

Michael Bay has got to start casting women instead of Barbies. They're nice to look at, I suppose, but can't act their way out of a wet paper bag.

That's kind of the point. Being pointless eye candy was perfectly fine until she personally offended the lead producer (Stephen Spielberg, known Nazi-obsessor) by comparing working for Michael Bay to working for Hitler.

Considering her lead producer is Jewish, that was a really stupid thing to say.

Lady Anne wrote:

4shadowedice4 wrote:

I atually didn't mind Megan Fox's acting in Jennifer's Body I just think she wasn't eady for something as big (and emotional) as the Transformers movies. She just needs to work on expressing actual emotion.

You're being ironic, right?

Mostly (but I do think she was alright in Jennifer's body.).

Lapin wrote:

Penguin wrote:

The Scientist wrote:

Michael Bay has got to start casting women instead of Barbies. They're nice to look at, I suppose, but can't act their way out of a wet paper bag.

That's kind of the point. Being pointless eye candy was perfectly fine until she personally offended the lead producer (Stephen Spielberg, known Nazi-obsessor) by comparing working for Michael Bay to working for Hitler.

Considering her lead producer is Jewish, that was a really stupid thing to say.

Yes. Especially considering he was not only Jewish, but notably obsessed with Nazis to the point that every one of his movies that doesn't feature a huge monster/alien as the antagonist used Nazis.

Penguin wrote:

Lapin wrote:

Penguin wrote:

The Scientist wrote:

Michael Bay has got to start casting women instead of Barbies. They're nice to look at, I suppose, but can't act their way out of a wet paper bag.

That's kind of the point. Being pointless eye candy was perfectly fine until she personally offended the lead producer (Stephen Spielberg, known Nazi-obsessor) by comparing working for Michael Bay to working for Hitler.

Considering her lead producer is Jewish, that was a really stupid thing to say.

Yes. Especially considering he was not only Jewish, but notably obsessed with Nazis to the point that every one of his movies that doesn't feature a huge monster/alien as the antagonist used Nazis.

And there was no way in hell she didn't know that. Maybe she was trying to get fired on purpose? I would.

Lapin wrote:

Penguin wrote:

Lapin wrote:

Penguin wrote:

The Scientist wrote:

Michael Bay has got to start casting women instead of Barbies. They're nice to look at, I suppose, but can't act their way out of a wet paper bag.

That's kind of the point. Being pointless eye candy was perfectly fine until she personally offended the lead producer (Stephen Spielberg, known Nazi-obsessor) by comparing working for Michael Bay to working for Hitler.

Considering her lead producer is Jewish, that was a really stupid thing to say.

Yes. Especially considering he was not only Jewish, but notably obsessed with Nazis to the point that every one of his movies that doesn't feature a huge monster/alien as the antagonist used Nazis.

And there was no way in hell she didn't know that. Maybe she was trying to get fired on purpose? I would.

Apparently, according to what Shia LeBoef said in an interview, she was uncomfortable with Bay treating her like a sex object constantly. It's quite telling that they replaced her with a lingerie model.

Expressing emotion is what actors are supposed to be able to do.

I'm glad to see the back of Megan Fox, but I can't see it helping out if she's just replaced with new eye candy.

Azzandra wrote:

Apparently, according to what Shia LeBoef said in an interview, she was uncomfortable with Bay treating her like a sex object constantly. It's quite telling that they replaced her with a lingerie model.

That's a hell of a thing to say.

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

I'm glad to see the back of Megan Fox

So's everyone else, which is why Michael Bay draped her over a motorcycle in hot pants and shot her ass-first.

Azzandra wrote:

Lapin wrote:

Penguin wrote:

Lapin wrote:

Penguin wrote:

The Scientist wrote:

Michael Bay has got to start casting women instead of Barbies. They're nice to look at, I suppose, but can't act their way out of a wet paper bag.

That's kind of the point. Being pointless eye candy was perfectly fine until she personally offended the lead producer (Stephen Spielberg, known Nazi-obsessor) by comparing working for Michael Bay to working for Hitler.

Considering her lead producer is Jewish, that was a really stupid thing to say.

Yes. Especially considering he was not only Jewish, but notably obsessed with Nazis to the point that every one of his movies that doesn't feature a huge monster/alien as the antagonist used Nazis.

And there was no way in hell she didn't know that. Maybe she was trying to get fired on purpose? I would.

Apparently, according to what Shia LeBoef said in an interview, she was uncomfortable with Bay treating her like a sex object constantly. It's quite telling that they replaced her with a lingerie model.

My point exactly. Bay is an asshole, everyone in the Western hemisphere knows that. I'm just wondering if she purposefully did something she knew would get her fired so that she could leave.

Also, there's nothing wrong with being a lingerie model. Everyone needs a paycheck.

Yeah, it was only after I wrote "I'm glad to see the back of Megan Fox" that I realised what I was also saying. So I went with it.

The thing is that the women are only in there to look sexy and take ass-shots. You could cut them completely and the movie would be the same, with just a few little details. There's a million reasons to want a car, not just hitting on a girl.

I don't generally follow news about Hollywood or anything pertaining to it, so I'm a bit lost here. What exactly did Megan Fox do?

She played a pointless role, in a mediocre movie, badly. The only thing she did right was look hot.

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

She played a pointless role, in a mediocre movie, badly. The only thing she did right was look hot.

You mean Bay fired her for doing nothing but looking hot, when that was pretty much all he hired her for?