It's legal to... suck a cock in public?

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A Florida appellate court has ruled it is perfectly legal for a man to
sit in his pickup truck outside a convenience store in the presence of
a child and wave and insert into his mouth a long, cylindrical plastic
sex toy commonly referred to as a dildo.

That’s what David Lowe
was doing in December 2008 outside the Shop N Save on Ponce De Leon
Boulevard in Brooksville, according to police records.

And it’s what got Lowe, 47, arrested on charges of lewd or lascivious exhibition.

That
makes it a felony to, in the presence of someone under 16, commit a
“sexual act ... involving the simulation of any act involving sexual
activity.”

They were called after witnesses said Lowe was sitting in his truck
around 5:40 p.m. on Dec. 28, 2008, waving the plastic, skin-colored
device at women emerging from the convenience store and then placing it
in his mouth.

The mother of a 7-year-old girl who watched from an
adjacent parking space called police after she and her daughter
witnessed the behavior and the child asked her what the man was doing.

According
to the reports, police stopped Lowe in his truck as he tried to leave
the convenience store, and he denied having the sex toy. The officer
noted Lowe smelled of alcohol and was wearing sweatpants that were wet
and evincing an erection. A search of the truck turned up an open Busch
beer can and a lubricated dildo within reach.

Okay... pretty much fail all around, and the guy's a certifiable perv and/or nut. But what say you about the ruling on the legality of sucking off a dildo in public, WGW?

Ehh, why not? Anyone who really wants to go sucking a dildo in the general direction of bystanders will find a way to get into the spirit of the thing no matter what laws are passed against it.

Sutremaine wrote:

Ehh, why not? Anyone who really wants to go sucking a dildo in the general direction of bystanders will find a way to get into the spirit of the thing no matter what laws are passed against it.

This, plus the fact that * technically* it's not really a sex act per se to suck on a dildo. Is it disturbing to see? Yes. So are sweaty hairy man tittys. Lewd? Kinda, but so is the oral signal. (two fingers and a tongue, for those that don't know what I mean. Thats not its official name, thats just what I call it.) which i'm pretty sure is technically not a crime either.

Point being it sort of makes sense. Disgusting though to do it infront of a child, but if he's *that* drunk, thank your lucky stars that's all he did.