It was only for white kids anyway...

Chris91 wrote:

I resent being referred to as "it". [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Spoiler:

EileenK98 wrote:

I'm staying out of this. I already tried to talk to him.

Don't worry Eileen, as soon as we find what blackmail he's using to keep you with him, we'll come rescue you!

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Eileen: I know you're trying to help, but being nice just doesn't work with these guys. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Aren't you two dating? Why do you have to say these things to her on the internet? Why can't you just say these things IRL?

I have, but she naively thinks I can afford to back off in this situation.

Chris91 wrote:

horf horf horf horf horf horf

DID YOU MISS ME, MOUTHBREATHER? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Chris91 wrote:

I have, but she naively thinks I can afford to back off in this situation.

I... why are you saying this about your SO on the Internet? On a forum that she also frequents, no less?

...I think Eileen should stop dating you.

Chris91 wrote:

I have, but she naively thinks I can afford to back off in this situation.

FFS. I don't particularly dislike you, Chris, but this is fucking retarded. You've done this exact same thing before. You know how it ends. You're letting yourself be drawn into a confrontation that you know you
have no chance of winning. This is not "honor," this
is "stupidity." If you're dead set on framing this in terms of e-honor, though, remember what the better part of valor is, sit down, and shut up.

Malganis wrote:

...I think Eileen should stop dating you.

I think Eileen is Chris.

Mystique wrote:

Malganis wrote:

...I think Eileen should stop dating you.

I think Eileen is Chris.

Then I think that his sockpuppet should stop dating him.

Malganis wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

I have, but she naively thinks I can afford to back off in this situation.

I... why are you saying this about your SO on the Internet? On a forum that she also frequents, no less?

...I think Eileen should stop dating you.

Nobody cares what you think you annoying fatty.

CHRIS. BUDDY. PAL. You say not doing, uh, this, results in a result that's ten times worse. I have a question then. When was it that you let something on the internet go and it had such catastrophic results? Really, I could understand standing up for yourself if someone was heckling you in RL, at least if you could fight or run away. But you give the impression of Chris-Chan. So much so, that if I didn't know your real name due to your own idiocy, I'd think you were him. As such, you're probably too weak to fight, and too fat to run away.

Lapinina wrote:

You're not special. If anyone is getting the worst of her fury, it's Mikey.

It's so sweet that you think of me.

Chris91 wrote:

I have, but she naively thinks I can afford to back off in this situation.

Low Cyber Self-Esteem, with some Online Intermittent Explosive Disorder on the side. There's always hope for a cure if the patient acknowledges the symptoms.

Chris91 wrote:

Hot Cancer wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

Hot Cancer wrote:

You just don't fucking learn do you?

Actually, Cancer, I'm a pretty quick study, especially when it comes to unprovoked verbal assaults. If I'm using dirty tactics to fight, it's only because you guys used them first. I wish I could believe there was another way to deal with this situation, but there isn't.

There is. It's called ignoring the jibe and not making a total exhibition of yourself. Has it occured to you that people prod you just to get one of these LOLarious episodes out of you?

No, I suppose that'd be beyond your limited world-view whereby the internet is serious business and any tiniest affront to you must be met by post after post of vehement defence (ie. crying and bitching). Still, whatever makes you happy, fuckwad.

I've tried the "ignoring the jibe" technique both here and in other spots, Cancer, and I can assure you it never works. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

When?

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

CHRIS. BUDDY. PAL. You say not doing, uh, this, results in a result that's ten times worse. I have a question then. When was it that you let something on the internet go and it had such catastrophic results? Really, I could understand standing up for yourself if someone was heckling you in RL, at least if you could fight or run away. But you give the impression of Chris-Chan. So much so, that if I didn't know your real name due to your own idiocy, I'd think you were him. As such, you're probably too weak to fight, and too fat to run away.

Life must be bad when you're being tooled by Mikey.

Chris91 wrote:

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Hey, Chris.

You're not the illiterate cat that eats IAMS. You're the dog who can't count and eats IAMS. Woof woof.

Also, you smell.

Chris, I know you've irritated the fuck out of me in the past, but you're right. This is just unreasonable. Thankfully, I have found a group of very special people willing to show you sympathy during trying times.

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I hope you appreciate this heartfelt gesture.


...what? Piecing together the replace-name out of single C&P letters instead of being lazy and using a similar font is a VERY heartfelt gesture that shows EXACTLY how devoted I am to this project.

Just Chipper wrote:

Your vendetta against other members does nothing but shit up threads [inb4 'hurr contribute yourself - feminist arguments aren't my strong point, although I do enjoy reading some of the discussions that go on here WHICH YOU ARE RUINING do you see where I'm going with this?] and your posting is horrible. Instead of trying to pin blame on others ask yourself if you're contributing to the topic at hand. Are you? No? Then get out!

Earth to Chipper: I'm not the one who has a vendetta against other people--THEY have a vendetta against ME. And in case it's slipped your mind, Cyberwulf started this whole mess in the first place.

And incidentally, the fact that people are still taking cheap shots at me even though I haven't posted here in almost 24 hours proves that I was right about two things: (1)I can never afford to keep silent when people attack me and (2)there's no point in being nice to your enemies because it never does any good.

Oh Chris, go back to bed and have more IAMS.

Chris91 wrote:

there's no point in being nice to your enemies because it never does any good.

Turn the other cheek mah big, black ass! That Jesus Christ was a fucking idiot. Clearly, the only way to settle our differences is to RAAAAAAAAAAGE!

Lysander wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

there's no point in being nice to your enemies because it never does any good.

Turn the other cheek mah big, black ass! That Jesus Christ was a fucking idiot. Clearly, the only way to settle our differences is to RAAAAAAAAAAGE!

LYSANDER.

YOU'RE BLACK?

Bamshalam wrote:

Lysander wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

there's no point in being nice to your enemies because it never does any good.

Turn the other cheek mah big, black ass! That Jesus Christ was a fucking idiot. Clearly, the only way to settle our differences is to RAAAAAAAAAAGE!

LYSANDER.

YOU'RE BLACK?

Nope!

Lysander wrote:

Bamshalam wrote:

Lysander wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

there's no point in being nice to your enemies because it never does any good.

Turn the other cheek mah big, black ass! That Jesus Christ was a fucking idiot. Clearly, the only way to settle our differences is to RAAAAAAAAAAGE!

LYSANDER.

YOU'RE BLACK?

Nope!

Oh. Then stop using Our Phrases^TM.

Bamshalam wrote:

Lysander wrote:

Bamshalam wrote:

Lysander wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

there's no point in being nice to your enemies because it never does any good.

Turn the other cheek mah big, black ass! That Jesus Christ was a fucking idiot. Clearly, the only way to settle our differences is to RAAAAAAAAAAGE!

LYSANDER.

YOU'RE BLACK?

Nope!

Oh. Then stop using Our Phrases^TM.

Ahahahahahahahaha.

<3<3<3 bb

Bamshalam wrote:

Lysander wrote:

Bamshalam wrote:

Lysander wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

there's no point in being nice to your enemies because it never does any good.

Turn the other cheek mah big, black ass! That Jesus Christ was a fucking idiot. Clearly, the only way to settle our differences is to RAAAAAAAAAAGE!

LYSANDER.

YOU'RE BLACK?

Nope!

Oh. Then stop using Our Phrases^TM.

I should have said yes. I think I'd make a good black dude.

I bet I'd have more sex if I was black.

Not really, everyone would be too scared of you.

Oh, well that would work too.

Lysander wrote:

I think I'd make a good black dude.

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