It was only for white kids anyway...

Seule: I certainly do deny it. As for John Inman, I've never even met the guy(and probably never will considering he's dead).

Bam: There's a distinct line between opposing sexism and hating half the human race, and Cyberwulf cheerfully crosses that line every chance she gets. (And as for your last comment, you must go to the psychiatrist and take a pill--preferably Thorazine.)

Nihilist: Contrary to popular belief, I don't enjoy getting in online pissing matches with total strangers. But when Cyberwulf accused me of not being able to read, I knew it would be a huge mistake to just let it go.

Bamshalam wrote:

Nihilist wrote:

Again, Chris? If I didn't know better I'd say you were PMSing.

He must go to the homeworld and take a mate.

So which girlfriend rejected him and declared a Koon-ut-kal-if-fee?

So instead of fighting someone to the death, he's ranting away on messageboards again? And what kind of hybrid goes through Pon Farr every 4 months?



He has to get the blood fever out of his system, guys.

... again.

Blood fever's got nothing to do with it. I'm just trying to defend myself against yet another totally unprovoked and unwarranted online assault.

Lapin wrote:

Seule, are you a Nazi? Because Chris says you are, and we know that he is always a beacon of what is right.

Oh my God, Chris has discovered my dreadful, horrible secret... This is me IRL:

Spoiler:

Chris wrote:

:blowjob:

You see those sailing ships with those huge white sails on them? And them billowing mast main top sails?



Those are your mum's knickers, those are.

Shouldn't you be re-organizing your kiddie porn collection, Seule?

Chris91 wrote:

Gaijinguy: while protesting personal attacks on this board might have bad results, the results of letting them go unchallenged would be ten times worse.

Are you high? Do you have some kind of brain damage that's destroyed your pattern recognition skills? This exact thing happened a couple months ago, and the end result was you making a complete ass of yourself. Why do you think this will go any better for you?

Gaijin, if I were truly stoned I might actually be inclined to let Cyberwulf's(and Seule's, and Bam's) personal attacks against me go unchallenged. I didn't want to engage in mudslinging, but Cyberwulf and her co-conspirators left me no other choice.

Zeiss Manifold wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

With all due respect, Zeiss, you're about as useful as a broken second-hand watch.

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Smarter than anything you could come up with.

Seule wrote:

(No, I'm a posh student from Berkshire, South England who supports the Liberal Democrat party and who is currently on a gap year, attending lectures and doing part-time volunteer work for the BHF.)

Oh please. You're a fascist and everybody knows it.

I was eating quiche, what did I miss?

Chrisrisris wrote:

Oh.

You know men who put fruit up each other's bottoms?

Leave your personal hobbies out of this, Seule.

Chris, want me to show you the real meaning of humiliation? Being as you don't know what it means.

Nihilist: Are you kidding? After hanging around here for so long I know the real meaning chapter and verse.

Zeiss: Stop trying to be funny. You're no good at it.

Chris91 wrote:

Leave your personal hobbies out of this, Seule.

See a pair of 3-D glasses which you get free with TV Quick? And they've got like an orangey bit and a green plastic bit on each eye, and they don't fit properly. And there's some writing on the side where someone has tested a biro out.


That's your Ray Bans, that is. That's your cool shades. "Oh, hi girls, Tom Cruise here." That's you.

Translation of Seule's last post: "I deserve to have my skull bashed in by a tire iron."

Chris91 wrote:

Nihilist: Are you kidding? After hanging around here for so long I know the real meaning chapter and verse.

Oh, you're really asking for it now.

Chris91 wrote:

Translation of Seule's last post: "I deserve to have my skull bashed in by a tire iron."

Tonight's discussion, on the perennial topic of Romanticism and Industrialization, will be a most rigorous investigation into this always provoking issue.
I wonder if we may begin by talking about the ways in which this period saw the beginning of social disintegration. The collapse of the extended family meant that, for literally thousands of women, the only way of supporting themselves was to turn to prostitution. There are several accounts of this but perhaps the most harrowing is My Life As A Prostitute, a first-person account by a woman who, being very very ugly and suffering from Scrofula, could not charge very much for her services and so was compelled, alas, to perform all sorts of degrading sexual acts with over one hundred thousand men.

It's Weidenfelton and Nicholson. Second Edition, price twenty-seven pounds and ninety-nine pence.



That's My Life As A Prostitute by your mum.

Nihilist: Hey, don't blame me, blame Cyberwulf and her partners in crime. This whole drama is totally their fault in the first place. I mean, if somebody accused you of not being able to read or being stoned, or took cheap shots at your mother, you wouldn't just grin and bear it, would you? Of course not-- you'd let your enemy have it with both barrels.

Keeping silent would have made me look like a coward.

Seule: Burn in hell, you fucking liar.

Chris you fuckfaced, inane, piss shitting horsewad why do you always get angry at people that have shit all to do with the conversation at hand.

p.s. go start a forum wide shit storm again
p.p.s. your sweet sweet tears are going to short circuit your keyboard if you keep it up

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Of course not-- you'd let your enemy have it with both barrels.

OH CHRIS YOU SO MANLY
TAKE ME NOW, INTERNET WARRIOR, I SHALL BEAR YOUR MANY GREASY BASEMENT DWELLING CHILDREN

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Keeping silent would have made me look like a coward.

Opening your mouth makes you look like a moron.

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play

Chris91 wrote:

Nihilist: Hey, don't blame me, blame Cyberwulf and her partners in crime. This whole drama is totally their fault in the first place. I mean, if somebody accused you of not being able to read or being stoned, or took cheap shots at your mother, you wouldn't just grin and bear it, would you? Of course not-- you'd let your enemy have it with both barrels.

Keeping silent would have made me look like a coward.

Seule: Burn in hell, you fucking liar.

See that Michael Bolton?

That's your haircut, that is.

Chris91 wrote:

Hey, don't blame me if this thread went off-track, blame Cyberwulf. She's the one who accused me of not being able to read...what was I supposed to do, let it slide?

:roflmao:
AH HA HA WE'RE MOVING BACKWARDS THROUGH TIME

Chris91 wrote:

Bam: OK, you want proof Cyberwulf's a man-hater? Here's People's Exhibit A:

Cyberwulf wrote:

OH GOD STARDESTROYER.NET

(fond memories of me and danAlwyn pwning the fuck out of Majin "BUT YOU CAN TREAT STAR WARS LIKE ACTUAL FOOTAGE SHOT IN REAL TIME" Gojira back on GAFF)

The forums are so delightful! "I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO USE A CONDOM EVERYONE!!! MAN IT SUCKS THAT MY MOM CAN'T FERRY ME EVERYWHERE, STUPID CRIPPLED BITCH AND ALSO I PISS IN THE SINK"

MY MR. NECKBEARD YOU SOUND LIKE QUITE A CATCH!!!! HOW SAD THAT I AM MUCH TOO FAT FOR YOU. PERHAPS YOU COULD TELL ME ABOUT HOW YOU SHIT INTO SOCKS JUST TO KEEP ME GOING WHILE I PLEASURE MYSELF IN MY LONELY LONELY BED

BRB EATING EVEN MOAR SO THAT YOU NEVER EVER HIT ON ME EVER

Exhibit B:

Cyberwulf wrote:

But gee, maybe if that girl had said Jesus told her to kill you'd be all for her rehabilitation. After all, this guy is completely telling the truth, and there's no possibility he's a cruel, abusive asshole who's simply lying about the "voices" so that the authorities (who, after all, let him go the first time he laid hands on his mother) will be lenient with him.

Exhibit C:

Cyberwulf wrote:

How do we know the girl was the ringleader here? The kind of asshole who'd date an ELEVEN YEAR OLD might be the same kind of asshole who'd suggest killing the "evil" mother with fire.

And I can probably find more where those came from...but these give you a general idea of her mentality. In her oversimplified view of the world, men are all scum and always in the wrong anytime they have a disagreement with a woman.

Chris's definition of "men":
Guys who openly admit to pissing in the kitchen sink
Guys who whine about how tough their mother's broken leg is...for them
Guys who beat up their mothers
Fifteen year old guys who date ELEVEN YEAR OLD GIRLS.

Chris91 wrote:

Lapin: She treats you with kid gloves...I'm the one that has to bear the brunt of her worst attacks.

This is the first time I've interacted with you in MONTHS

Chris91 wrote:

Nihilist: Contrary to popular belief, I don't enjoy getting in online pissing matches with total strangers.

I believe you, Chris. That's why this is so much fun. For me.

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But when Cyberwulf accused me of not being able to read, I knew it would be a huge mistake to just let it go.

I was wrong, Chris. You CAN read! You're just too fucking lazy to actually read! Because if you HAD read the thread, you would see that the initial post was a fantastic distortion of the actual facts by a disgusting creeper who wanted to whine about poor oppressed white children.

OH WHY DO I HAVE TO MAKE THE DINNER I WANT TO SIT HERE ALL NIGHT ENJOYING THE LULZ



EDIT: OH GOD CHRIS'S NEW AVATAR BRB SCREAMING LIKE A WITCH

Chris91 wrote:

Nihilist: Hey, don't blame me, blame Cyberwulf and her partners in crime. This whole drama is totally their fault in the first place. I mean, if somebody accused you of not being able to read or being stoned, or took cheap shots at your mother, you wouldn't just grin and bear it, would you? Of course not-- you'd let your enemy have it with both barrels.

There are times when I have been mad, yes, but every time I found it was better to just get off the computer and go outside instead of defending my e-honor. Now... are you accusing me of not being able to read, or being stoned? Whatever man, I don't care. Still think you need to be better at choosing your mates with this Pon Farr business.

Lookit yer avatar, Chris! I found a picture of you on the internet.