It was only for white kids anyway...

Mafiosa: Hello! Earth to Blockhead! What part of "This is all Cyberwulf's fault" do you not understand?

Cyberwulf: Stop trying to make me the villain here...you're the one who (A)accused me of not being able to read and (B)constantly and intentionally goes out of her way to lump good men in with child molesters. You started this war-- it's up to you to end it.

Nihilist: The problem isn't me, it's her.

In b4 Chris flips the fuck out over being "hacked" and having his avatar changed

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Hello! Earth to Blockhead! What part of "This is all Cyberwulf's fault" do you not understand?

TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR SHITHEADED-NESS. THIS IS WHAT BIG BOYS DO.
e: call me mafiasshole again mmmmm that's how i like it
ee: Are you going to threaten to kill Cyberwulf because that would be the icing on the hilarity cake

Chris91 wrote:

Mafiosa: Hello! Earth to Blockhead! What part of "This is all Cyberwulf's fault" do you not understand?

Cyberwulf: Stop trying to make me the villain here...you're the one who (A)accused me of not being able to read and (B)constantly and intentionally goes out of her way to lump good men in with child molesters. You started this war-- it's up to you to end it.

Nihilist: The problem isn't me, it's her.

Well, you must remember that for a large part of our country's history church and state were effectively one. This spiritual bureaucracy is reflected in the severity of monastic orders at the time. Under the terms of his oath a Benedictine Monk, for example, could not only never have sexual relations with a woman, nor did her ever talk to a woman, nor even approach within 50 yards of a woman.




That's you on your 18-30 holiday, that is.

Chris91 wrote:

Nihilist: The problem isn't me, it's her.

Ah, she declared a Koon-ut-kal-if-fee! That means she doesn't want you, dude. You're going to have to fight the forum to the death.

Or wait, you already are doing that. Again.

BREAK THAT BLOOD FEVER.

DivShare File - 22 The Ritual _ Ancient Battle _ 2nd.mp3

Chris91 wrote:

Mafiosa: Hello! Earth to Blockhead! What part of "This is all Cyberwulf's fault" do you not understand?

Cyberwulf: Stop trying to make me the villain here...you're the one who (A)accused me of not being able to read

That's right! And my point that you DIDN'T read (which I notice you don't dispute) stands!

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and (B)constantly and intentionally goes out of her

ABRUPT PERSON SHIFT

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way to lump good men in with child molesters.

As I tell my Shep when he's getting too rambunctious - "Liiiieee!"

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You started this war-- it's up to you to end it.

HO HO HO HO

Mafiosa wrote:

ee: Are you going to threaten to kill Cyberwulf because that would be the icing on the hilarity cake

HE HOPES MY DOG RIPS MY THROAT OUT

Cyberwulf wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

ee: Are you going to threaten to kill Cyberwulf because that would be the icing on the hilarity cake

HE HOPES MY DOG RIPS MY THROAT OUT

BUT YOU'D LIKE THAT WOULDN'T YOU, YOU APPARENTLY AND ALLEGEDLY SICK FURRY FUCK

btw Chris why are you not also offended that I implied you were a cat that eats IAMS catfood?

Hey guys, what's with all the ruckus around here?

Chris91 wrote:

SULK SMASH!

Ah that explains it. Well, don't say I didn't warn you buggers.

Mafiosa wrote:

TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR SHITHEADED-NESS. THIS IS WHAT BIG BOYS DO.

The responsibility is hers, not mine. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

[Nihilist]: I'm going to show you the real meaning of humiliation if you don't learn to wipe your own ass soon.

You just don't fucking learn do you? Can't wait for the "Cyberwulf must die" thread followed by a retraction and period of reduced activity on the boards before you come back and do it all over again.

Hot Cancer wrote:

SCARY INTERNET GUY!

I edit modded that.

Nihilist wrote:

Hot Cancer wrote:

SCARY INTERNET GUY!

I edit modded that.

Yes, I should pay more attention.

Hot Cancer wrote:

You just don't fucking learn do you?

Actually, Cancer, I'm a pretty quick study, especially when it comes to unprovoked verbal assaults. If I'm using dirty tactics to fight, it's only because you guys used them first. I wish I could believe there was another way to deal with this situation, but there isn't. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Chris91 wrote:

Hot Cancer wrote:

You just don't fucking learn do you?

Actually, Cancer, I'm a pretty quick study, especially when it comes to unprovoked verbal assaults. If I'm using dirty tactics to fight, it's only because you guys used them first. I wish I could believe there was another way to deal with this situation, but there isn't.

There is. It's called ignoring the jibe and not making a total exhibition of yourself. Has it occured to you that people prod you just to get one of these LOLarious episodes out of you?

No, I suppose that'd be beyond your limited world-view whereby the internet is serious business and any tiniest affront to you must be met by post after post of vehement defence (ie. crying and bitching). Still, whatever makes you happy, fuckwad.

Okay then, Chris. We're in the thread. Show me the post that I made that I deserve to die for.

Cyberwulf wrote:

EDIT: OH GOD CHRIS'S NEW AVATAR BRB SCREAMING LIKE A WITCH

I lol'ed ^_^

I blame Chris' behavior on the lack of education for white kids.

“It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.”

~Mark Twain

*reads what he's missed while he was out having a life*

Spoiler:

So this is one of the legendary Chris BAAWWWfests that I've always heard stories about, but never witnessed firsthand? This is great!

Chris, you are right now possibly the most ridiculous creature I've ever met on the internet. I've never met anyone who defended their E-honor so fiercely. Hell, I've never even met anyone who's had a sense of E-honor! I'm just waiting for you to throw down a white glove and challenge us all to a dual.

Isn't Chris dating Eileen? Where is she? Maybe she can get him to calm down. Eileen? Get over here and change Chris's nappies, I think he soiled himself again.

Poor Eileen. She seems like such a nice creature. What did you do to get her to date you? Blackmail? Threats? Tsk tsk, she shouldn't have to clean up your messy trousers, you should start going in the potty! Like a big boy!

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Isn't Chris dating Eileen

IS THIS LEGIT

DOOBIE

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

I AM WAY TOO HIGH TO LOOK AT SHIT LIKE THAT RIGHT NOW

Sloth wrote:

DOOBIE

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

I AM WAY TOO HIGH TO LOOK AT SHIT LIKE THAT RIGHT NOW

It's something I hope haunts Chris for awhile. I hope he sees it in his dreams, laughing at him.

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IS THIS LEGIT

Last time I checked, I think. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Don't hold me too closely to that, though. I know he was at one point dating another WGWer and we couldn't figure out why. Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure it's (or was) Eileen.

Mr.Doobie wrote:

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IS THIS LEGIT

Last time I checked, I think. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Don't hold me too closely to that, though. I know he was at one point dating another WGWer and we couldn't figure out why. Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure it's (or was) Eileen.

Yeah, it's Eileen. Don't remember her "shoot me now" thread when he splooged all over GAFF?
Of course there's always the possibility that they're the same person, but if not, yeah.

Hot Cancer wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

Hot Cancer wrote:

You just don't fucking learn do you?

Actually, Cancer, I'm a pretty quick study, especially when it comes to unprovoked verbal assaults. If I'm using dirty tactics to fight, it's only because you guys used them first. I wish I could believe there was another way to deal with this situation, but there isn't.

There is. It's called ignoring the jibe and not making a total exhibition of yourself. Has it occured to you that people prod you just to get one of these LOLarious episodes out of you?

No, I suppose that'd be beyond your limited world-view whereby the internet is serious business and any tiniest affront to you must be met by post after post of vehement defence (ie. crying and bitching). Still, whatever makes you happy, fuckwad.

I've tried the "ignoring the jibe" technique both here and in other spots, Cancer, and I can assure you it never works. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]