Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME

He's the one that said prostitutes should have to work for a ten dollar flat rate if the man is a virgin, isn't he? Which just further goes to
show how much 'respect' he actually has for women. Or how little concept he has of real-world money. Or both.

Edited to fix odd paragraph break issue.

A troll made a sarcastic post making fun of Chris's art style and bad writing. Of course, Chris doesn't understand sarcasm. His response:

Quote :

And I do feel that I AM a disturbed creative genius; between my life
with Autism, real life events and people when and who have taunted and
tortured me, the Online Internet tortures of the Encyclopedia Dramatica
page, ALL of the Trolls deceiving me with pretending to be Women and
Friends just to get the Naked Content they have conned me out of,
Having trouble separating True Person from Troll on the Internet
through Typed Letters and such... I am a Very Complex Person; Avant
Garde, as Dr. Cthulhu puts it.

And his martyr complex:

Quote :

If I did not have to deal with such tortures, I would be as Bland as
Alec and his bunch. How Bland would my comics be if I had not have to
suffer from all of MY OWN Trail of Tears.

Chris wrote:

If I did not have to deal with such tortures, I would be as Bland as
Alec and his bunch. How Bland would my comics be if I had not have to
suffer from all of MY OWN Trail of Tears.

*plays the World's Smallest Violin*

I just read his 'News Dash' and laughed really hard when I read that he actually advised for a guy to do a Donald Duck impression to a girl to break the ice. Chris-chan giving dating advice is funny on its own, but that is hilarious to me because I can imagine the poor girl's expression.

Keith Fraser wrote:

Hot Cancer wrote:

Picking up "random" girls who are just looking for a bit of fun in bars requires that you have some level of social aptitude and maybe have to go as far as being able to tell a joke or something (shocking, huh?) . I think that's beyond most LS members.

Agreed, but my point is that if they were *that* desperate to get laid, you'd think they'd try to develop the necessary social skills, ergo they in fact are not that desperate and they might be better off if they admitted that.

Maybe they're holding out hope that some young lady will take pity on them and fuck them without them having even to try. Would certainly go with the "sex is a right" thing some of them were espousing.

Or maybe they prefer to wallow in their own misery.

Or both.

knightwithoutacause wrote:

I just read his 'News Dash' and laughed really hard when I read that he actually advised for a guy to do a Donald Duck impression to a girl to break the ice.

Yeah, everyone knows that you wanna go the Uncle Scrooge route if you really wanna mop up the chicks.

Delcat wrote:

knightwithoutacause wrote:

I just read his 'News Dash' and laughed really hard when I read that he actually advised for a guy to do a Donald Duck impression to a girl to break the ice.

Yeah, everyone knows that you wanna go the Uncle Scrooge route if you really wanna mop up the chicks.

Ducklings. And the odd cygnet.

Delcat wrote:

knightwithoutacause wrote:

I just read his 'News Dash' and laughed really hard when I read that he actually advised for a guy to do a Donald Duck impression to a girl to break the ice.

Yeah, everyone knows that you wanna go the Uncle Scrooge route if you really wanna mop up the chicks.

However, I do not recommend using "money bin" as a penis nickname.

In b4 Chris-chan shits himself

Damn it, Mafiosa beat me to it. I was just coming over here to post that. Can't WAIT to see his reaction.

Especially since several Aspies I know in fandom who are 50-100% more sane than Chris-chan are already foaming at the mouth about how THEY'RE NOT AUTISTIC DAMN IT!

Quick, someone send him an e-mail about it and try to get answered in his mailbag!

The CWCipedia's been removed because one of the people he ripped off decided to SUE TO THE EXTREME, but once that gets sorted out, I plan to write about how Chris is obviously transgendered and see if the response is lulzy enough to start a new troll bandwagon.

Am I the only one who first read BLACHU as BLACKCHU or something like that?

Mafiosa wrote:

In b4 Chris-chan shits himself

Not like that is anything new.

The article is interesting, though.

In which Chris confirms his belief that cartoons are real.

(In part 2 of this conversation, which won't load for me right now.)

Sarin wrote:

The CWCipedia's been removed because one of the people he ripped off decided to SUE TO THE EXTREME

That whole thing is fucking stupid. Evan's making a fuss about a rip-off of a rip-off and more importantly is depriving us all of lulz. Also there were way too many angry, trollish letters flooding into the Mailbag. They're gonna scare him off.

Sarin wrote:

The CWCipedia's been removed because one of the people he ripped off decided to SUE TO THE EXTREME, but once that gets sorted out, I plan to write about how Chris is obviously transgendered and see if the response is lulzy enough to start a new troll bandwagon.

Wait, what? I did not hear this story. Link me? (If it is earlier in this thread, I must have completely missed it.)
*Gets popcorn ready*

Chris threw a bitchfit when someone drew Rosechu with a dick. Then, he took someone's fan character, whopped off it's dick, and introduced it as a new female character. The original guy (Evan) asked him to remove the female version, and Chris was an asshole about it. The trolls that ran the CWCki took the page down to teach him a lesson in not stealing, but this will go right over his head and will deny us the funny in the mean time.

A troll sent him a letter introducing himself as a girl, then showing off his penis in a followup letter "by accident." This didn't seem to phase Chris as much as you'd think. He seemed to be very interested as to when the operation was going to take place. Make of that what you will.

... So they're STILL bitching about Simonchu or whateverthefuckit is, or is this a different fight?

And I agree, Chris is incapable of learning anything Chris doesn't want to learn. Taking down his page as a lesson will be about as effective as arguing in the Love-Shy thread.

Huh, it only took 5 years for someone to sue Chris' pants off

.... not that it was that hard to get them off in the first place. *shudder*

Is it just me, or does it seem massively hypocritical for the Asperpedians to shut him down for ripping off Simonchu when they themselves are ripping off Chris's rip-offs?

Not that Chris is in anyway an innocent victim, just... you know, stooping to his level is lame.

Chaltab wrote:

Is it just me, or does it seem massively hypocritical for the Asperpedians to shut him down for ripping off Simonchu when they themselves are ripping off Chris's rip-offs?

Not that Chris is in anyway an innocent victim, just... you know, stooping to his level is lame.

I think they're trying to get him to understand the hard way that people generally don't like being ripped off, and especially how frustrating it could be to get ripped off and then have the thief deny it, like Chris or, subsequently, the Asperchu guys.

At least, that's the impression I got from those phone conversations over the past few days.

They're trying too hard now.

Yeah, seriously. Trying to make Chris-chan learn a lesson? Never, ever going to happen.

I guess on some level the fact that Chris's... er, work... rips of Sonic and Pokemon doesn't bother me because not only do I write fanfiction, but I have aspirations to write fanfiction professionally in the form of working for DC Comics.

Even if Chris removed all the copyrighted elements, it would still be awful comicbookery.