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PostSubject: Re: Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME   Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME - Page 9 EmptySun Jan 24, 2010 8:25 pm

Nihilist wrote:
I don't know, it doesn't sit right with me to say that he had the capacity to do a decent parody a la Weird Al

If it makes you feel any better, half way through the song, he forgets that he's singing a parody, and momentarily slips into the original lyrics.



Plus, they aren't all parodies. This one is done pretty straight up until the end. The last verse contains a line about how "it feels good inside." Attempting to sing that line causes him to experience a brief bout of Gay Panic, which in turn leads to him mumbling the remainder of the song.
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PostSubject: Re: Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME   Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME - Page 9 EmptyTue Jan 26, 2010 9:00 pm

Chris seems to be in a constant state of gay panic.
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PostSubject: Re: Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME   Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME - Page 9 EmptyFri Jan 29, 2010 4:07 am

Cyberwulf wrote:
And then you have the remixes people have done of his bizarre rantings:

Damn, I got addicted to that clip. Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME - Page 9 453357
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PostSubject: Re: Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME   Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME - Page 9 EmptySat Jan 30, 2010 8:35 pm

Quote :
From: Bart Sampson

Hey Chris!

I'm just curious, I know you're a patriotic American, how do you feel about President Obama's plan to repeal the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy in the military? As an openly homosexual person do you think you're going to join the forces and fight for your country? Also, are you going to have Sonichu join the military in your comics at any point once the repeal is in effect?

A TRUE and LOYAL fan,
-Bart


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I Am Straight. I would never join the military. Let Obama Repeal the policy, then the homos can go die in explosions.

Lovely.
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PostSubject: Re: Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME   Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME - Page 9 EmptySat Jan 30, 2010 8:56 pm

What the hell? Did he not even recognize Bart Simpson's name? (Yeah, that shocks me more than the monstrous homophobia. That's the kind of person Chris is.)
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PostSubject: Re: Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME   Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME - Page 9 EmptySun Jan 31, 2010 7:35 am

Somebody should shoop him rocking out with his Guitar Hero controller next to members of the Westboro Baptist Church, because they're doing the same thing.
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PostSubject: Re: Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME   Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME - Page 9 EmptySun Jan 31, 2010 8:43 am

On page 7 I wrote:
Damn. I was just going to do something along the lines of "Pikanic and Raichamy in 'The House Smells of Shit'."

Well.

Last night...

oh god help me
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EPIC!
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Chaltab wrote:
What the hell? Did he not even recognize Bart Simpson's name? (Yeah, that shocks me more than the monstrous homophobia. That's the kind of person Chris is.)

I don't think he ever even checks the names (or at least, that's my brain's rationalization in order to retain some faith in the world) - he's gotten letters from John Wayne Gacy, Jeffrey Dahmer, Trent Reznor, Leonardo DaVinci, Ivan Drago, and multiple members of the Beatles, among many others, and the only one whose name he ever mentioned recognizing was Stephen King.
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Cyberwulf wrote:
oh god help me
Heh. But does Chris own the copyright on all Pikanics, I wonder?
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PostSubject: Re: Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME   Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME - Page 9 EmptyMon Feb 01, 2010 3:48 pm

Chris once claimed that he would outlaw "the friend zone."

Quote :
Q: If you could change the law, how would you change it? and you said you would outlaw the friend zone? why? what happened to a woman's right to choose who she wants to be with?


Quote :
A: Nothing has happened in Women's Rights; the "Friend Zone" is only the LOUSIEST EXCUSE EVER to give to someone the woman deeply cares about and trusts so she could get out of sex or a relationship.
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PostSubject: Re: Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME   Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME - Page 9 EmptyMon Feb 01, 2010 4:12 pm

Lysander wrote:
Chris once claimed that he would outlaw "the friend zone."

Quote :
Q: If you could change the law, how would you change it? and you said you would outlaw the friend zone? why? what happened to a woman's right to choose who she wants to be with?


Quote :
A: Nothing has happened in Women's Rights; the "Friend Zone" is only the LOUSIEST EXCUSE EVER to give to someone the woman deeply cares about and trusts so she could get out of sex or a relationship.

OH DEAR GOD.
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Lysander wrote:
Chris once claimed that he would outlaw "the friend zone."

Quote :
Q: If you could change the law, how would you change it? and you said you would outlaw the friend zone? why? what happened to a woman's right to choose who she wants to be with?


Quote :
A: Nothing has happened in Women's Rights; the "Friend Zone" is only the LOUSIEST EXCUSE EVER to give to someone the woman deeply cares about and trusts so she could get out of sex or a relationship.

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Lysander wrote:
Chris once claimed that he would outlaw "the friend zone."

Quote :
Q: If you could change the law, how would you change it? and you said you would outlaw the friend zone? why? what happened to a woman's right to choose who she wants to be with?


Quote :
A: Nothing has happened in Women's Rights; the "Friend Zone" is only the LOUSIEST EXCUSE EVER to give to someone the woman deeply cares about and trusts so she could get out of sex or a relationship.
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...That is astounding even for Chris. Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME - Page 9 199471
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Lysander wrote:
Chris once claimed that he would outlaw "the friend zone."

Quote :
Q: If you could change the law, how would you change it? and you said you would outlaw the friend zone? why? what happened to a woman's right to choose who she wants to be with?


Quote :
A: Nothing has happened in Women's Rights; the "Friend Zone" is only the LOUSIEST EXCUSE EVER to give to someone the woman deeply cares about and trusts so she could get out of sex or a relationship.

Because if you care about/trust someone of the opposite sex, the only logical thing to do is to shag them silly! Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME - Page 9 961878
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Chaltab wrote:
...That is astounding even for Chris. Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME - Page 9 199471

A bonafide retarded manchild with a horrifying misunderstanding on human relationships?

Par for the course with Chrissy, I think.
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DarthDarthington wrote:
I don't think he ever even checks the names (or at least, that's my brain's rationalization in order to retain some faith in the world) - he's gotten letters from John Wayne Gacy, Jeffrey Dahmer, Trent Reznor, Leonardo DaVinci, Ivan Drago, and multiple members of the Beatles, among many others, and the only one whose name he ever mentioned recognizing was Stephen King.

I'm interested to know what all those serial killers, fictional characters and historical figures wanted to ask him about. (Also, someone should send him an email pretending to be Sigmund Freud.)
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Keith Fraser wrote:
Because if you care about/trust someone of the opposite sex, the only logical thing to do is to shag them silly! Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME - Page 9 961878
Wait a second...oh my God, is SPQR Chris? :tinhat:

I wonder what becoming a member of LoveShy would do to him. I mean, he really fits in with the ideology, doesn't he?
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What puzzles me about people like Chris and the members of LoveShy is that they go on and on about how desperate they are to get laid/find a relationship, yet they apparently haven't explored increasingly undignified but lucrative (as in, they have been proven to work even for people most of us would consider pretty loathsome) approaches like picking up drunk women in bars, cunningly designed singles ads, soliciting ladies of the night, etc. Sure, they may be too socially awkward/morally upstanding to do stuff like that, or they may be looking for a 'nice girl', or whatever, but in that case, I'd argue that they're not as desperate as all that for sex and/or a girlfriend. Maybe if they realized that and relaxed a bit they wouldn't come off as so creepy and, paradoxically, might have more success in interacting with the female of the species (whether in a friendly or a romantic context).

(No, this in no way relates to my own love life/lack thereof. Nosirreebob, no.)
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Picking up "random" girls who are just looking for a bit of fun in bars requires that you have some level of social aptitude and maybe have to go as far as being able to tell a joke or something (shocking, huh?) . I think that's beyond most LS members.
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Hot Cancer wrote:
Picking up "random" girls who are just looking for a bit of fun in bars requires that you have some level of social aptitude and maybe have to go as far as being able to tell a joke or something (shocking, huh?) . I think that's beyond most LS members.

Agreed, but my point is that if they were *that* desperate to get laid, you'd think they'd try to develop the necessary social skills, ergo they in fact are not that desperate and they might be better off if they admitted that.
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Keith Fraser wrote:
Hot Cancer wrote:
Picking up "random" girls who are just looking for a bit of fun in bars requires that you have some level of social aptitude and maybe have to go as far as being able to tell a joke or something (shocking, huh?) . I think that's beyond most LS members.

Agreed, but my point is that if they were *that* desperate to get laid, you'd think they'd try to develop the necessary social skills

Or the forcible alternative, since "social skills" are obviously not their forte.
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And as for the ladies of the evening, one troll tried to get Chris to lose his virginity by soliciting a prostitute on Craigslist. Chris tried to get her to work for free by telling her about his personal problems.

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Tungsten Monk wrote:
Christ tried to get her to work for free by telling her about his personal problems.
"My dad can be a bit overbearing, ya know?"
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