Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME

I think Alec and friends just killed a perfectly good lolcow. Should have just kept making him rage instead of shutting down the cwckipedia. Wake me up if it comes back online.

One of the trolls has reinstated it with a single page. Apparently there's more that can be seen by registered users (e.g. Chris.)

Ah hah hah hah, here's the payoff. They made him kill one of his characters.

Chris's aversion to gore and penchant for killing people off off-camera strikes again.

Lysander wrote:

Ah hah hah hah, here's the payoff. They made him kill one of his characters.

The toilet exploded?

Way to stay classy, Chris.

I wonder how long before Wild moves on and get another girlf?

I actually laughed at that part, but I'm not sure if Chris meant for it to be funny.

What would it be otherwise? A cautionary tale about the deadly hazards of household plumbing fixtures?

http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag_55

Quote :

Yes, I do wear a bra, I am a size 42. A LOT of Men in this world, fat,
average or slender, have Man-Boobs. And NO ONE EVER WANTS TO SEE ANY
MALE CHEST IN PUBLIC. IT IS VERY GROSS. I would motion with the
President to make it Mandetory for all men with boobs to wear a bra,
and for all other males to Wear A Shirt when they go out jogging,
swimming or exercising where those people would have USED TO NOT wear a
shirt. As with Women, SOME THINGS ARE LEFT BETTER AS A MYSTERY.

Chris-Chan.

Straight as an arrow.

the asylum wrote:

http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag_55

Quote :

Yes, I do wear a bra, I am a size 42. A LOT of Men in this world, fat,
average or slender, have Man-Boobs. And NO ONE EVER WANTS TO SEE ANY
MALE CHEST IN PUBLIC. IT IS VERY GROSS. I would motion with the
President to make it Mandetory for all men with boobs to wear a bra,
and for all other males to Wear A Shirt when they go out jogging,
swimming or exercising where those people would have USED TO NOT wear a
shirt. As with Women, SOME THINGS ARE LEFT BETTER AS A MYSTERY.

Chris-Chan.

Straight as an arrow.

Wait, wait, wait. He's actually admitting he's got man-boobs so big he actually wears a bra? And he thinks other guys should be required to wear them as well?

And then he claims he can't understand why other people mock him?

Quote :

LIAR.

You are now officially a NO GOOD THIEF.

Acknowledged.

This response amused me.

Jon Crayon wins about 20 internets for his mailbag submissions. I hope he sticks around to troll moar.

Chris is back to murdering people who annoy him in the comic. WATCH OUT FOR THE HUGE SPURTING COCK AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE.

His comic counterpart is going through all the motions of a dictator. Page 94 alone is a monument to Chris' ego. "Today will be not only Mexican flag day, but also CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY! ALL PRAISE OUR WISE AND BENEVOLENT LEADER! Or else"

It would be tragic if it weren't so funny.

Cyberwulf wrote:

WATCH OUT FOR THE HUGE SPURTING COCK AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE.

Aw, I was expecting more of Chris' sub-conscience poking at him in the comic, ala gigantic drinking straw. Only with spurting cock. Not a literal one. I am disappointed.

Spoiler:

I really do wonder what Chrissy hopes to achieve by drawing the graphic deaths of his crack troll squad. Someplace inside that egg-shaped brain of his is telling him that doing so will FOREVER SHAME them and get off his back. The scary thing? He's done this before, and look how well that turned out for him.

You smack a dog for shitting on the carpet and it eventually learns that shit + carpet = not a good idea.

How much more "personal torment and anguish" must Chrissy go through before he finally quits...... either Sonichu or IRL?

Interesting that his latest hosting website appears to be gay oriented. Because we all know how Chris feels about the gays.

Rabid Badger wrote:

Interesting that his latest hosting website appears to be gay oriented. Because we all know how Chris feels about the gays.

Technically, his wiki is hosted by the same owner of the troll wiki, and they can convince him that they have to post this stuff for revenue.
In fact, this is what started much of the recent mess in the first place.

TLDR summary edit: Trolls supposedly buy long term contracts for banner ads and post all sorts of madness to offend Mr. Chandler. This coincided with a fight for Chris to kill off a character he stole off a troll, leading to those supposedly controlling the purse strings shutting down his wiki until he posted the character's death.

Then he got the site back and posted his bloody vengeance.

Tony Branston wrote:

Rabid Badger wrote:

Interesting that his latest hosting website appears to be gay oriented. Because we all know how Chris feels about the gays.

Technically, his wiki is hosted by the same owner of the troll wiki, and they can convince him that they have to post this stuff for revenue.
In fact, this is what started much of the recent mess in the first place.

TLDR summary edit: Trolls supposedly buy long term contracts for banner ads and post all sorts of madness to offend Mr. Chandler. This coincided with a fight for Chris to kill off a character he stole off a troll, leading to those supposedly controlling the purse strings shutting down his wiki until he posted the character's death.

Then he got the site back and posted his bloody vengeance.

He's still got a huge spurting cock at the top of his page. This amuses me.

Spending actual money to annoy someone on the internet. These guys make trolling a science.

brb, emailing my university chairman. Asking for a course in Professional Trolling

I just love how he rails against violence and gore, and then depicts a man being tortured to death with a drill by a child.

Chris came with his irony meter removed. Some people think it was never even installed.


What mystifies me is why Chris just doesn't get Adblock Plus to git rid of the banner ads.

Because he doesn't know what it is and no one's ever going to explain it to him - the way no one's ever going to explain to him what a "circadian rhythm" is, because it's too lulzy to hear to him refer to his "biological clock."

Also, Alec's phone calls just keep getting more and more epic.

Sarin wrote:

Because he doesn't know what it is and no one's ever going to explain it to him - the way no one's ever going to explain to him what a "circadian rhythm" is, because it's too lulzy to hear to him refer to his "biological clock."

Also, Alec's phone calls just keep getting more and more epic.

Wait, he refers to his 'biological clock?" Because the only people I've ever heard use that phrase were other women, and they were usually joking about how they had to get pregnant because 'their biological clock was ticking.'

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Biological_clock

Sarin wrote:

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Biological_clock