Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME

Cyberwulf wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

On page 7 I wrote:

Damn. I was just going to do something along the lines of "Pikanic and Raichamy in 'The House Smells of Shit'."

Well.

Last night...

oh god help me

I...I have problems.

I like it, subtle without being subtle, if you get me.

In other news, I looked at some of Christian's DSi animations and...



Although it's not like I had expectations over and above completely crap.

Hot Cancer wrote:

In other news, I looked at some of Christian's DSi animations and...



Although it's not like I had expectations over and above completely crap.

He got banned from uploading anything to Flipnote Hatena 4 LYFE

for reuploading banned flipnotes

No doubt the world is a better place as a result.

I can't believe Nintendo Power actually printed this.

DavidH wrote:

I can't believe Nintendo Power actually printed this.

This guy also made his own version of Nintendo Power, which is equally fail.
Seriously though, that image you've posted was published in 2005, and he still hasn't changed. And I highly doubt that he will ever change.
This guy is just the epitome of failure.

the wiki seems to be down, any idea if it will/when it will be back up?

Which one are you referring to? I just visited the CWCki home page two minutes ago and it's working fine as far as I can tell.

Chris91 wrote:

Which one are you referring to? I just visited the CWCki home page two minutes ago and it's working fine as far as I can tell.

seems to be the ones I've bookmarked, which is nearly all of them(I cant stop clicking links )


I'll look again, maybe it was just on my end or something

Could be...I've had it happen to me once or twice.

Forgive the necroposting, ladies and gentlemen, but I thought you all should see this. Four days ago, Chris-Chan did what no one would have ever imagined possible-- he finally came up with something more tasteless than his infamous Rule 34 drawing of Megan Schroeder. Yes, he actually thought it was a good idea to post a blackface video on YouTube. Apparently he met this girl named Jackie and the video is some sort of attempt to impress her(though I suspect it will accomplish exactly the opposite).

In his introduction he tells what has got to be one of the biggest whoppers of his Internet career:

Chris-Chan wrote:

I am not, nor would ever, making fun of any black people living, dead or fiction. Nor am I making fun of the Hindu people.

And it gets worse from there.

A lot worse.

Is Jackie back in touch with him, or is he just that bad at recognizing when a ship has sailed? I'm not ruling out the former because the content of Jackie's prior emails makes it clear she's a troll.

The biggest question that occurs to me is-

-Why the hell did he dress up and put face paint on only to leave his glasses on?

I don't think even Chris-Chan know the answer to that one.

You might want to fix that picture link, Mr. Doobie, because all I'm seeing in your post is a little red X.

Sutremaine wrote:

The biggest question that occurs to me is-

-Why the hell did he dress up and put face paint on only to leave his glasses on?

Chris Chan
Making Sense

Pick 1

I'm Confused.

Is Chris-chan evidence of a lack of god or a sign that S/He exists?

Observed wrote:

I'm Confused.

Is Chris-chan evidence of a lack of god or a sign that S/He exists?

This is less of a question of the nature and existence of God and more of a question of the nature and existence of God's sense of humor.

gaijinguy wrote:

Observed wrote:

I'm Confused.

Is Chris-chan evidence of a lack of god or a sign that S/He exists?

This is less of a question of the nature and existence of God and more of a question of the nature and existence of God's sense of humor.

If so, then God is a douche.

gaijinguy wrote:

Observed wrote:

I'm Confused.

Is Chris-chan evidence of a lack of god or a sign that S/He exists?

This is less of a question of the nature and existence of God and more of a question of the nature and existence of God's sense of humor.

Very well put.

For those of you wondering if Chris-Chan could sink any lower than he already has, here's your answer.

He's so classy, isn't he?

Chris91 wrote:

For those of you wondering if Chris-Chan could sink any lower than he already has, here's your answer.

He's so classy, isn't he?

Chris, I have to wonder. Why do you check for updates on Chris-Chan so much?

You're like a WGW reporter, on the front lines of CWCiki, bringing us all things new in the continuing saga of Chris-Chan.

Mr.Doobie wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

For those of you wondering if Chris-Chan could sink any lower than he already has, here's your answer.

He's so classy, isn't he?

Chris, I have to wonder. Why do you check for updates on Chris-Chan so much?

You're like a WGW reporter, on the front lines of CWCiki, bringing us all things new in the continuing saga of Chris-Chan.

It's a rough job, but somebody has to do it.

OH HOLY HELL I just realized Chris is pushing 30.

gaijinguy wrote:

OH HOLY HELL I just realized Chris is pushing 30.

Terrifying, isn't it? Yet in the newer videos, he looks more like forty-five, and his mental age is at maximum fifteen. There's a kind of weird logic at work here.

So...

E being CWC's emotional age and A being his real age with 9000 representing the level of suck...

(A-E)/9000 = CWC's IQ