Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME

Braigwen wrote:

So...

E being CWC's emotional age and A being his real age with 9000 representing the level of suck...

(A-E)/9000 = CWC's IQ

About 0,002?

Mr.Doobie wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

For those of you wondering if Chris-Chan could sink any lower than he already has, here's your answer.

He's so classy, isn't he?

Chris, I have to wonder. Why do you check for updates on Chris-Chan so much?

You're like a WGW reporter, on the front lines of CWCiki, bringing us all things new in the continuing saga of Chris-Chan.

Chris chan is like a train wreck. It's horrible and disgusting, but you just can't look away

It's kind of like seeing a five-car pileup. You're horrified, but you can't compel yourself to turn away.

Besides, I think it's a good idea to occasionally remind people that Strychnine is only the second-biggest jerk on the Internet.

Can I just say how much I love The Wallflower? Did you see those last emails?

Pure burn.

Alex89 wrote:

Can I just say how much I love The Wallflower? Did you see those last emails?

Pure burn.

[beavis]Fire! Fire! Heh heh heh! Fire![/beavis]

Judging from the leaked call, it seems like the Jackie Saga is probably the work of Liquid Chris/Alec Benson Leary's crew again. Jackie's overacting voice actress sounds familiar, and Lars makes an Alec reference in the part that's been transcribed so far (the thing about aspies being into trains - Alec's Asperpedia bio mentioned his love for trains). I can't positively identify Lars's VA as the same one who played Kacey's dad and Alec, though.

But it wouldn't be surprising if they were the same person....CWC's enemies list is longer than Richard Nixon's, and it's not uncommon for the same guy to troll Chris-Chan under multiple identities(see: Bluespike).

I must say, I do love the terms of endearment he uses. Paticularily "sweet bolt".

Sarin wrote:

Judging from the leaked call, it seems like the Jackie Saga is probably the work of Liquid Chris/Alec Benson Leary's crew again. Jackie's overacting voice actress sounds familiar, and Lars makes an Alec reference in the part that's been transcribed so far (the thing about aspies being into trains - Alec's Asperpedia bio mentioned his love for trains). I can't positively identify Lars's VA as the same one who played Kacey's dad and Alec, though.

I read that as aspies being into trans. Strangely enough, it didn't strike me as that odd.

If I were a gambling man, I'd bet even money that CWC's next rant will be directed against transsexuals.

Chris91 wrote:

If I were a gambling man, I'd bet even money that CWC's next rant will be directed against transsexuals.

Or trains.

Or transsexuals on trains.

He'd go off on Mother Teresa if you gave him half a chance.

Chris91 wrote:

If I were a gambling man, I'd bet even money that CWC's next rant will be directed against transsexuals.

did you not read all his screechings about how Rosechu doesn't have a pickle and never did

jesus chris

Cyberwulf wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

If I were a gambling man, I'd bet even money that CWC's next rant will be directed against transsexuals.

did you not read all his screechings about how Rosechu doesn't have a pickle and never did

jesus chris

No, I was too busy listening to Bob threatening to "cut down that internet".

Part of the reason I'm not around much is because I'm kind of glued to the Chris-chan saga. It just keeps going.

And going...

the asylum wrote:

Or transsexuals on trains.

Isn't that the new Samuel L. Jackson movie?

Yeah, it's being released by Warner Brothers next summer.

You know, I don't know what to make of this. I really don't. I can easily see the CWCki devouring loads of my free time, though. This particular nugget of insight, gleaned from the White Knight article, caught my attention, though:

Quote :

He doesn't want to solve his problems by trying what worked for you, he only wants you to pity him for having problems, until he magically dreams up his own solution.

Sound familiar? God only knows what would happen if someone made him aware of the Love-Shy movement.

Wolf wrote:

You know, I don't know what to make of this. I really don't. I can easily see the CWCki devouring loads of my free time, though. This particular nugget of insight, gleaned from the White Knight article, caught my attention, though:

Quote :

He doesn't want to solve his problems by trying what worked for you, he only wants you to pity him for having problems, until he magically dreams up his own solution.

Sound familiar? God only knows what would happen if someone made him aware of the Love-Shy movement.

As annoying as some of the Love Shy guys could be at times, I'm not sure even THEY deserve to have to deal with CWC.

Satan doesn't deserve having to deal with CWC.

Lysander wrote:

Delcat wrote:

Guys, Wild and Simonchu is my new Sonic OTP, fo' reals. Someone should draw lots and lots of fanart of them looking lovingly into each other's eyes.

Of all the "howmowsessual" relationships in Sonichu (and there are many), I would have to pick Jack & Clyde Cash's as the best. Not even in the face of eternal damnation does their love dim. They may enter the gates of Hell for the rest of eternity, but they're going to do it hand-in-hand, with love in their hearts.

Fuckin' hardcore.

I'd also like to see fanart what it would look like if Chris ripped off other properties for Sonichu.

Someone draw Starbuckia Rosechu: a hard-drinking, cigar-smoking, sexually promiscuous, borderline-psychotic Electric Hedgehog Pokemon from the Battlestar CWCia. She fights Robotnik's Badniks from the cockpit of her Viper while unknowingly serving as an instrument of GodJesusBear's will.

I don't even know what gender you are, but I love you and want to have children with you.

I guess Chris is leaving the internet forever. Again.

That won't last more than a week...if we're lucky.