Twilight: The Death of Feminism

Jocelyn wrote:

Does Forks, Washington HAVE an on-season?! (Well, I guess it does now!)

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Yep, the Twilight series is pretty much the only reason it does.

Rabid Badger wrote:

Spotts1701 wrote:

theweirdkind wrote:

If you ever go to Forks, you can stay in a Twilight hotel room

Is it wrong of me that, when I saw the picture, I thought that those rooms were more suited for a place like this?

No. My first thought was 'It looks like one of those fantasy-themed 'Just Married' rooms they have in Vegas.

Though I do think it would add to the authenticity of the experience if they were to hire young men who looked like Robert Patterson to sit next to your bed at night and stare fixedly at you. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Why hire an actor? They're doing some amazing things with animatronics these days...

Keith Fraser wrote:

Every time you think the Twilight fandom can't get any weirder, it does. Does that Twilight-themed hotel room actually have anything whatsoever to do with Twilight other than having movie posters on the walls? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

It's in Forks! For most twitards, that's more than enough reason.

Spotts1701 wrote:

Why hire an actor? They're doing some amazing things with animatronics these days...

You probably just cursed the Edward Cullen blow-up doll into existence. People keep returning it because they say it has too much character depth and personality, though. :edward:

I am now going to sit back and wait for an Edward Cullen shaped RealDoll... then I will cry.

Keith Fraser wrote:

Spotts1701 wrote:

Why hire an actor? They're doing some amazing things with animatronics these days...

You probably just cursed the Edward Cullen blow-up doll into existence.

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Oh, hell.

Spotts1701 wrote:

Keith Fraser wrote:

Spotts1701 wrote:

Why hire an actor? They're doing some amazing things with animatronics these days...

You probably just cursed the Edward Cullen blow-up doll into existence.

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Oh, hell.

I will ensure one arrives at your house shortly.

Penguin wrote:

Jocelyn wrote:

Does Forks, Washington HAVE an on-season?! (Well, I guess it does now!)

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Yep, the Twilight series is pretty much the only reason it does.

Well, the local logging industry is running a tad dry, so this is actually a pretty good deal for them.

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

Well, the local logging industry is running a tad dry, so this is actually a pretty good deal for them.

Oh well, at least some good will come out of Twilight, besides a few kids maybe going on to read some half-decent books which they might otherwise not have done.

Dr. Professor Science wrote:

I am now going to sit back and wait for an Edward Cullen shaped RealDoll... then I will cry.

Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

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besides a few kids maybe going on to read some half-decent books which they might otherwise not have done.

What worries me is that this is what some people said when Harry Potter got big. But instead of building on that, the next big thing is...Twilight.

I think we're moving in the wrong direction here.

Everyone has probably already seen this, but it made me laugh so much I thought I'd post it anyway:

Hitler Was Not Dazzled By Breaking Dawn

Keith Fraser wrote:

Everyone has probably already seen this, but it made me laugh so much I thought I'd post it anyway:

Hitler Was Not Dazzled By Breaking Dawn

I think I sprained something laughing. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

-off topic-

Have you seen the bit set to the same scene about Hitler getting his Xbox Live subscription?

btw, everyone should watch the original movie that scene's from, Der Untergang, or Downfall

Lysander,

thank you. Just...thank you. I have NOTHING to add to your amazing recaps, and I have no way to express my 'THIS!' feelings at...basically every line you wrote. I am SO glad I never got any further than the first book.

Sooo, nothing to add, apart from, perhaps, this one for you:

:worship:

And this one because it makes me laugh my ass off every time I see it:

:edward:

Wow.

"Whatever happened to her being the proxy for the awkward teenage girl like me- I mean, Hitler?"

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Not sure where I found this, but I just had to share. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Someone mentioned Hellsing vs. Twilight a while ago, if I remember correctly. That idea was recently brought up on the AlternateHistory.org forums, and is being discussed at the moment:

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Witness amusing wank wars over whether Alucard or the Volturi are more overpowered.

I JIZZED in my pants!!!
In My Pants!
Cullen Crust

Keith Fraser wrote:

Someone mentioned Hellsing vs. Twilight a while ago, if I remember correctly. That idea was recently brought up on the AlternateHistory.org forums, and is being discussed at the moment:

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Witness amusing wank wars over whether Alucard or the Volturi are more overpowered.

Well, it doesn't seem to have descended into true wank yet.

That said, the Volturi have some really interesting powers; the one who can manipulate relationship ties (SMeyer or no, that is amazingly creative) would pretty much be kryptonite to Alucard. She could sever the bond all of his component souls have to him; game, set, and match.

gaijinguy wrote:

Keith Fraser wrote:

Someone mentioned Hellsing vs. Twilight a while ago, if I remember correctly. That idea was recently brought up on the AlternateHistory.org forums, and is being discussed at the moment:

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Witness amusing wank wars over whether Alucard or the Volturi are more overpowered.

Well, it doesn't seem to have descended into true wank yet.

That said, the Volturi have some really interesting powers; the one who can manipulate relationship ties (SMeyer or no, that is amazingly creative) would pretty much be kryptonite to Alucard. She could sever the bond all of his component souls have to him; game, set, and match.

Huh, an interesting arguement. Even so, Alucard is very powerful on his own, so I don't see the loss of his other souls as too crippling. Also I'm not sure if severing relationship ties would rob Alucard of his familiars. I guess that's up to how you interpret the relationship ties.

Sorry to drag this out, I've just been waiting for a chance to ramble on about Alucard.

Blooferlady wrote:

gaijinguy wrote:

Keith Fraser wrote:

Someone mentioned Hellsing vs. Twilight a while ago, if I remember correctly. That idea was recently brought up on the AlternateHistory.org forums, and is being discussed at the moment:

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Witness amusing wank wars over whether Alucard or the Volturi are more overpowered.

Well, it doesn't seem to have descended into true wank yet.

That said, the Volturi have some really interesting powers; the one who can manipulate relationship ties (SMeyer or no, that is amazingly creative) would pretty much be kryptonite to Alucard. She could sever the bond all of his component souls have to him; game, set, and match.

Huh, an interesting arguement. Even so, Alucard is very powerful on his own, so I don't see the loss of his other souls as too crippling. Also I'm not sure if severing relationship ties would rob Alucard of his familiars. I guess that's up to how you interpret the relationship ties.

Sorry to drag this out, I've just been waiting for a chance to ramble on about Alucard.

Well, it's hard to see how anyone can pull off a win against an enemy who can kill all your sensory input. I'd say that the Volturi would be able to at least stalemate him.

Now, a Hellsing/Nasuverse crossover, that would have some cracktastic match-ups.

gaijinguy wrote:

Well, it's hard to see how anyone can pull off a win against an enemy who can kill all your sensory input.

For the Saint Seiya guys, having all their senses removed is a minor inconvenience.

Cracked lists Twilight as #1 on the Most Unintentionally Creepy Movie Romances.

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