Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME

Rabid Badger wrote:

On the other hand, this is the internet. I don't doubt there are straight and bisexual women who'd find the idea of having sex with a guy dressed up as a girl a turn on. Though I would like to think they'd have slightly better taste in what their partner looked like.

Not to mention they would also have to be into manchildren.

Lurv wrote:

Rabid Badger wrote:

On the other hand, this is the internet. I don't doubt there are straight and bisexual women who'd find the idea of having sex with a guy dressed up as a girl a turn on. Though I would like to think they'd have slightly better taste in what their partner looked like.

Not to mention they would also have to be into manchildren.

Yeah, he's obviously going after the wrong age group. I don't know of too many women in their mid 20s or 30s who'd want to get involved with a cross-dressing Asperger's sufferer who worships Sonic the Hedgehog. How old is he, anyway?

Rabid Badger wrote:

Yeah, he's obviously going after the wrong age group. I don't know of too many women in their mid 20s or 30s who'd want to get involved with a cross-dressing Asperger's sufferer who worships Sonic the Hedgehog. How old is he, anyway?

I believe he turned 30 this past February, if my memory serves correctly.

29, actually. His 30th birthday's next year.

Maximilia: Trust me, CWC can always get more bizarre. And probably will.

Chris91 wrote:

29, actually. His 30th birthday's next year.

Maximilia: Trust me, CWC can always get more bizarre. And probably will.

Without him actually turning round and admitting to being at least slightly gay, I don't see how he could get more bizarre (or hypocritical, for that matter). He's pretty much already sunk to the bottom of and well and truly scraped the barrel of bizarre human behaviour.

I wonder if this is a sign of his imminent return to teh webz, though.

StandupShady wrote:

Without him actually turning round and admitting to being at least slightly gay, I don't see how he could get more bizarre (or hypocritical, for that matter). He's pretty much already sunk to the bottom of and well and truly scraped the barrel of bizarre human behaviour.

That's what people were saying after the Fanta video-- and he managed to top that. Then came the Rule 34 picture of Megan Schroeder, and he topped that one too. Then there was the Mr. Popo video, and he even topped that. If I were a gambling man I'd bet even money necrophilia comes next.

I really hope he dreamed up the "Tomgirl" concept on his own and nobody is pulling his strings this time. Because that's just mean.

I'm sure.

Cyberwulf wrote:

I really hope he dreamed up the "Tomgirl" concept on his own and nobody is pulling his strings this time. Because that's just mean.

I'm guessing it was his idea from start to finish. Don't forget, we're talking about a guy who without any prompting whatsoever revealed in an IRC chat that he soils his Fruit of the Looms on a semi-regular basis; he certainly wouldn't have any qualms about taking pictures of himself in women's clothes.

Chris91 wrote:

Then there was the Mr. Popo video, and he even topped that.

I don't think it is humanly possible to top that. Wow, just.... wow.

Although the blow up doll sex tape comes pretty close.

He's the gift (you never wanted) that keeps on giving.

I don't think anything short of death will get him off the Internet for good...and even then it's entirely possible that in his last moments he might spew out one last YouTube video lashing out at "those dang dirty trolls".

It's mean, but some things are pretty funny....like the Guy In The Pickle Suit rescuing his "date", or Liquid Chris.

Liquid Chris was soooo made of win.

Seriously, I can't feel sorry for Chris. He's too messed up.

Man....I've obviously been missing some shit while in the hospital. What the fuck?

Oh well....at least I have more things to which I can subject my fiancee. Poor girl has no clue what she is in for when she clicks that innocent looking link.

You should definitely familiarise her with the Liquid Chris Saga.

have a vomit bag ready too. Liquid Chris is only the beginning. And if she's anything like the rest of us, after she's had that one little taste...

she willhave an urge to see more even though logic says "run!" ? cause that was and still is my reaction....now should I thank you for the update or send a hate letter?

For her sake I hope she has a high tolerance for Rule 34 pics.

The Rule 34 pics are quite awful, and very entertaining in a horrific way....but I still think that the Liquid Chris Saga was the best of the best.

I'd start with that. It's a bit less icky than the rest.

Oh, and the Man in the Pickle Suit, too.

The Megan Saga is pretty clean; apart from the drawn Rule 34 pics, but come on, Chris's drawings are so terrible it's pretty hard to be offended by those.

Lurv wrote:

Yes. The fear of being "led of the straight path" thing is suspicious.

I don't think that much. He was raised by fundies, and those are always afraid of their children "catching" teh ghey.

StandupShady wrote:

The Megan Saga is pretty clean; apart from the drawn Rule 34 pics, but come on, Chris's drawings are so terrible it's pretty hard to be offended by those.

Just because they're hilarious, it doesn't make them any less disturbing....and vice versa.

Exodia's Right Leg wrote:

Lurv wrote:

Yes. The fear of being "led of the straight path" thing is suspicious.

I don't think that much. He was raised by fundies, and those are always afraid of their children "catching" teh ghey.

Some of them talk about it like it was the measles.

Didn't you know? To those people, teh ghey is a disease at worst, and at best a life-choice.

The Scientist wrote:

StandupShady wrote:

The Megan Saga is pretty clean; apart from the drawn Rule 34 pics, but come on, Chris's drawings are so terrible it's pretty hard to be offended by those.

Just because they're hilarious, it doesn't make them any less disturbing....and vice versa.

I think the fact that he draws like a child makes his Rule 34 "art" all the more disturbing.