The furry thread

Mr.Doobie wrote:

CookieCatCat wrote:

stuff

Thanks for necro'ing a year old thread to tell us something we all already knew.

You're welcome :D

It's true; we'll never die.

Okay, okay, I'm sitting in my own coffin writing furry anthro porn but you can't nail the lid shut; you'll have to beat me with a claw hammer first, while I shield myself with porn.

You're back to porn about living things, then?

grmblfjx wrote:

You're back to porn about living things, then?

What's wrong with porn about dead things, then? That's vitalist, y'know?

REG SHOE LIVES!

Jay/Cris wrote:

grmblfjx wrote:

You're back to porn about living things, then?

What's wrong with porn about dead things, then? That's vitalist, y'know?

REG SHOE LIVES!

No, he doesn't. Undead =/= alive.


I don't think Transformers are candidates for the Fresh Start Club, though, are they? They aren't alive OR dead OR undead.

Now I can't remember if the golem joined the club. He is, at least, pretty darn close to a robot.


e: According to this, he doesn't. So. Find something else to bitch at me for, love.


ee: So gonna google "Reg Shoe Porn" from my own computer later. AND I WILL POST IT.

grmblfjx wrote:

Jay/Cris wrote:

grmblfjx wrote:

You're back to porn about living things, then?

What's wrong with porn about dead things, then? That's vitalist, y'know?

REG SHOE LIVES!

No, he doesn't. Undead =/= alive.


I don't think Transformers are candidates for the Fresh Start Club, though, are they? They aren't alive OR dead OR undead.

Now I can't remember if the golem joined the club. He is, at least, pretty darn close to a robot.


e: According to this, he doesn't. So. Find something else to bitch at me for, love.


ee: So gonna google "Reg Shoe Porn" from my own computer later. AND I WILL POST IT.

Pshaw. You implied porn on living things was better than porn on non-living things, which includes the undead.
Also, what's wrong with porn on robots? That... um. Machinist? Apparatusist? Sparkist? It's something -ist is what it is.

Hey, I didn't say I was writing necrophilia. I just said you won't get to hammer in the nails on my coffin.

Why do people pad coffins anyway? I mean, is it like the dead guy needs to be more comfortable or something? Will he get better that way?

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

Hey, I didn't say I was writing necrophilia. I just said you won't get to hammer in the nails on my coffin.

As said by the frigid vampire to the handsy mummy.

The latter bought the other a drink - something Russian and imported, I believe - and, as such, the mummy still got to hammer the vampire in his coffin.

Is that really a joke? Honestly, I had no idea.

Hell, I didn't even notice I made a leering metaphor. Good god! What's happening to me?!

Jay/Cris wrote:

Pshaw. You implied porn on living things was better than porn on non-living things, which includes the undead.
Also, what's wrong with porn on robots? That... um. Machinist? Apparatusist? Sparkist? It's something -ist is what it is.

Ah, I am 'orrified to 'ave done such a theeng. I certainly did not mean to imply any sort of preference at all, merely to inquire about, and muse on, technical details. I am sure that there is no reason to prefer furry anthro porn over vitalistically challenged porn, or vice versa. Please accept my überprofusest apologies on their behalf.

Jay/Cris wrote:

The latter bought the other a drink - something Russian and imported, I believe - and, as such, the mummy still got to hammer the vampire in his coffin.

I love you.

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

Is that really a joke? Honestly, I had no idea.

Tell me, do you often find that you have no idea?

Do you often find your signature is longer than your post?

Ironically I was just working on something that had nothing to do with this - a comic-book trial for anthromorphic life-forms.

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

Do you often find your signature is longer than your post?

Ironically I was just working on something that had nothing to do with this - a comic-book trial for anthromorphic life-forms.

Once again, you've provided me with a zinger for the ages. I have absolutely no retort for this. After all, it was a comedic nobody who said that brevity is wit and a commonly accepted fact that sarcasm is the lowest form of humour. (This statement might've been made before Vampires Suck redefined the parameters of parody to the lowest denominator, though.)

Anyway, friendly suggestion: perhaps you should just preface every page you make with the word 'ironic'. As a general disclaimer.

Jay, darling, are you sexually frustrated? You seem particularly active and bitchy and sarcastic recently.



If this is the result, I hope your indie flavored boy of the week keeps you dangling a little longer. :D

Lapin wrote:

grmblfjx wrote:

Jay, darling, are you sexually frustrated? You seem particularly active and bitchy and sarcastic recently.



If this is the result, I hope your indie flavored boy of the week keeps you dangling a little longer. :D

Me too

I'm actually working on my thesis, so I'm spending all my time behind the computer. Which means that, in-between of actually doing the work I'm supposed to, I'm dicking around on the internet, which basically means checking on FaceBook, the occasional bout of masturbation, and watching clips of Simon Amstell on Never Mind the Buzzcocks. All of which is because he [Not Simon Amstell, regretfully - ed.] bloody well takes at least an hour or six to take the effort to text back, which means I have to wait at least double that amount of time before texting him back, and even in all that time to craft a perfect text back, all of them still suck, because why else is our relationship limited to two to three texts a day, hm?

I guess what I'm trying to say is that frustration is sort of hardwired into my personality.

Jay/Cris wrote:

I'm actually working on my thesis, so I'm spending all my time behind the computer.

Actually, that explains and excuses all the bitchiness in the world, right there.


Sorry 'bout the fickle little tease you're dealing with, but at least it makes you popular with strangers on the internet, eh?

Jay, did you actually make a longer signature?

Just to annoy me?

Oh, I feel so appreciated! (changes absolutely nothing about self or signature)

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

Jay, did you actually make a longer signature?

Just to annoy me?

Oh, I feel so appreciated! (changes absolutely nothing about self or signature)

I would never stoop to something so petty.

But is it working?

Sure, in fact, I think you should maybe... halve its size. Stop being so immature. And you should keep that avatar too, it's so cool...

I'm terribly sorry, the reverse psychology button on my computer doesn't seem to be working... so entertain yourself with this smilie.

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

Sure, in fact, I think you should maybe... halve its size. Stop being so immature. And you should keep that avatar too, it's so cool...

I'm terribly sorry, the reverse psychology button on my computer doesn't seem to be working... so entertain yourself with this smilie.

My, but you're really running circles around me, aren't you? Attacking me for being immature and then right away attacking my avatar and everything! Confusing me with all that reverse-psychology and then reversing that reverse psychology by ... getting reverse psychology wrong! I have half a mind (which means I'm beginning to approximate the size of yours, yeah?) to change it, but how will I ever live up to the originality that is yours? I can't ever hope to top a Carmen Sandiego/hyena combo, especially because I don't have the... let's call them skills, yeah? in Paint you obviously do!

Wow, it's just so fresh, so utterly mind-boggling. It even has hoop earrings!



Hoop earrings!

Oh, is that what Carmen Sandiego looks like? I didn't know.

Besides, I've been meaning to alter my avatar for a while... I should get back on that picture I was working on...

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

Besides, I've been meaning to alter my avatar for a while... I should get back on that picture I was working on...

If I may offer an alternate suggestion? Why not use a picture of Donny Tourette (pictured below)? He seems to be very close to you, on an intellectual level and, y'know, considering general philosophies, ability to get the point and sense of humour. I think you'd connect very well to him, and with that hair and those glasses, he's almost like a furry anthropomorphication of a raccoon.

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Sorry, I planned on something more attractive and fuckable... like Shadow the Hedgehog.

But you have already had a Shadow avatar, haven't you?