The furry thread

...because every incarnation of this board needs a furry thread. I'm going to break the ice with the news that Anya from Buffy is launching a furry webcomic.

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Former Buffy the Vampire Slayer star Emma Caulfield has launched her own cat-themed web comic, Contropussy.

OK, maybe it's not furry...

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"It revolves around this cat that is in some fashion my alter ego, but in some ways every woman's alter ego."

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Caulfield explained that the comic, which will appear in twice-weekly instalments over the next three months, will deal with issues including sexuality, relationships and absentee fatherism.

If you pardon the pun, that seems rather...tame for furrys...

unskilled78 wrote:

If you pardon the pun, that seems rather...tame for furrys...

You're quite right. There was no mention whatsoever of diapers or incest of any kind!

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Yes. It's a thong.

In my personal opinion, Zozo created this thread for the sole purpose of enticing me.

What the hell is wrong with furries anyway? I mean, it's not as if I ACTUALLY go out and fuck ACTUAL cats and dogs. In fact very few of us do.

If it weren't for furries, you wouldn't have things like Starfox or Sonic the Hedgehog or anything interesting because part of furryness is the ability to recognise that something is supposed to be attractive and finding it attractive, even though it's not human.

It's okay to find Klingons sexy but I can't be attracted to Shadow the Hedgehog? What's with that?

Kill yourself.

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

It's okay to find Klingons sexy but I can't be attracted to Shadow the Hedgehog? What's with that?

Everything. :teach:

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

In my personal opinion, Zozo created this thread for the sole purpose of enticing me.

or to bitch about a subculture renowned for its crazies and crazieness

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

What the hell is wrong with furries anyway? I mean, it's not as if I ACTUALLY go out and fuck ACTUAL cats and dogs. In fact very few of us do.

You just want to rut with people who look like animals and/or partially-humanoid critters

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

If it weren't for furries, you wouldn't have things like Starfox or Sonic the Hedgehog or anything interesting because part of furryness is the ability to recognise that something is supposed to be attractive and finding it attractive, even though it's not human.

:law:
Somehow I doubt the makers of the original Star Fox & Sonic games were thinking of fapping potential when they came up with those ideas.
Krystal & Rouge? I suppose those arguments could be made...

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

It's okay to find Klingons sexy but I can't be attracted to Shadow the Hedgehog? What's with that?

Ma'am, if you can stand that angsty, hardcore bastard for more than 5 minutes, you have issues.

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

It's okay to find Klingons sexy but I can't be attracted to Shadow the Hedgehog? What's with that?

It's like comparing comparing somebody who stole a bottle of pop and somebody who stole several thousand pounds using a gun.

Both are theft and both are wrong, just one happens to be much more fucked up than the other

Raine wrote:

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Yes. It's a thong.

Sogem Cemath, ILU :D

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

If it weren't for furries, you wouldn't have things like Starfox or Sonic the Hedgehog

If it weren't for furries, those series would have been laid to rest a decade ago, before shitting out horribly programmed atrocities that taint our fond memories of the original games.

Lysander wrote:

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

If it weren't for furries, you wouldn't have things like Starfox or Sonic the Hedgehog

If it weren't for furries, those series would have been laid to rest a decade ago, before shitting out horribly programmed atrocities that taint our fond memories of the original games.

Hey, I happen to enjoy playing quite a few of those 'atrocities'.

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

Lysander wrote:

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

If it weren't for furries, you wouldn't have things like Starfox or Sonic the Hedgehog

If it weren't for furries, those series would have been laid to rest a decade ago, before shitting out horribly programmed atrocities that taint our fond memories of the original games.

Hey, I happen to enjoy playing quite a few of those 'atrocities'.

You like a lot of things that are shit.

I must admit, I kinda liked Star Fox Assualt. Adventures was decent, if you forget that it's a Star Fox game, aside from those godamn lightfeet and that twice-damned test of fear.

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

Lysander wrote:

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

If it weren't for furries, you wouldn't have things like Starfox or Sonic the Hedgehog

If it weren't for furries, those series would have been laid to rest a decade ago, before shitting out horribly programmed atrocities that taint our fond memories of the original games.

Hey, I happen to enjoy playing quite a few of those 'atrocities'.

You're really not helping your case.

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

If it weren't for furries, you wouldn't have things like Starfox or Sonic the Hedgehog

This is why I hate furries claiming every anthropomorphic animal character as their own. At least to start out with, Sonic, Starfox, Mickey Mouse, et al are not "furries" because they don't encompass any of the INSANITY of their modern fanbase.

Christ, could you imagine someone trying to be a furry in the 1930s? You'd need a stopwatch to see how long it took them from starting to rant about fursecution before being institutionalized.

"BUT MINNIE IS MY TRUE LOOOOOOOOOVE-" thud go the padded wagon's doors.

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or anything interesting

Some interesting things off the top of my head that furries cannot take credit for:

Cowboy Bebop
Battlestar Galactica
Firefly
Ghost in the Shell
Weapons
Physics
Powered flight
Hot air balloons
Motherfucking Landing on the Goddamn Moon
Submarines
Solar power
Wankel rotary engines

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because part of furryness is the ability to recognise that something is supposed to be attractive and finding it attractive, even though it's not human.

Note that I don't want to have sex with any of the items on the above list. You can find something interesting without getting hot and bothered for it. Really, it's not hard.

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It's okay to find Klingons sexy but I can't be attracted to Shadow the Hedgehog? What's with that?

Klingons = dark humans with strange foreheads, great strength, angry eyebrows and a warrior culture
Sonic the Hedgehog = A fucking hedgehog, and a damn unnatural-looking one at that.

Penguin wrote:

Note that I don't want to have sex with any of the items on the above list. You can find something interesting without getting hot and bothered for it. Really, it's not hard.

Penguin wrote:

Cowboy Bebop
Battlestar Galactica
Firefly
Ghost in the Shell
Weapons
Physics
Powered flight
Hot air balloons
Motherfucking Landing on the Goddamn Moon
Submarines
Solar power
Wankel rotary engines

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...You're either incapable of being attracted to humans or you are a liar.

Those are three pictures of characters FROM BSG (if you look at the URLs, you dirty hotlinker), not OF BSG per se.

If you want to be animal so much, strip down and live in the woods with your wolf pack and I mean an acutal pack of wolves. Not a group of like minded furries wearing ears and a wolf tail buttplug.

You know what? Not even taking into account the batshit insanity of the furry fandom, it's just pathetic. It just is. It's mostly horribly drawn anime of wolves with blue fur and tits dressed up like mall goths, or people obsessing over 80s cartoon characters, etc.

I don't give a shit if OMG EVERY FURRY ISN'T THE SAME so spare me the Furry Bill of Rights. Look, I find the idea of people wearing mascot outfits and humping eachother hilarious and deeply pathetic. Most sane people would agree. You're free to do what you like, but that doesn't make it any less ridiculous.

I'm mostly sane, and I agree with Narwhal. It's not even disgusting at some points. It's just sad.

It just makes me think of this one idiot who wore his red Inuyasha gi over his clothing every day to my high school. I mean, come on! Seriously? It made me cringe.

...Now that's really sad. WTF.

Narwhal wrote:

It just makes me think of this one idiot who wore his red Inuyasha gi over his clothing every day to my high school. I mean, come on! Seriously? It made me cringe.

Looks like for him high school was...



...One big fantasy.

Somath Cegem wrote:

Narwhal wrote:

It just makes me think of this one idiot who wore his red Inuyasha gi over his clothing every day to my high school. I mean, come on! Seriously? It made me cringe.

Looks like for him high school was...



...One big fantasy.

Hot for Teacher's Pet Dog.