Soldiers ordered not to drink beer for part of ANZAC Day, turn to whine instead

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

Grumbles has a high tolerance for shit posters

I am patience personified, beeyotch.


I don't know whether our harrassment statutes apply here (and I'm too lazy to look it up, but in all honesty it would be hilarious if I came back tomorrow and xerro was still here while a couple others had their account suspended), just one thing to ponder; do they suddenly not apply if it's 'not a one-person prosecution campaign'? I.e. if everybody's doing it it's okay?

I'm still not sure whether xerro is someone's sockpuppet, and I'm still not sure what's happening here really counts as bullying, BUT. There's a number of people who consistently use any post of his as an opportunity to out themselves as lame, repetitive, unfunny assholes, and that's the thing that really irks me regardless of who it's directed at; that I share this board with people who will go for the cheap shot every single time, who are apparently so hard up that they have to make sure someone else is the bottom rung. How old are you guys, two? Every time daddy says PONYPORN it gets funnier? Implying that xerro jerks it to cartoon ponies can be funny if it's relevant and it hardly ever is. Responding to his every post with some variant thereof isn't funny, it's not original, it's not creative, it's not charming or endearing or clever. Cut it the fuck out.

Grumbles has a high tolerance for shit posters, but the truth is that xerrobrains isn't currently the shittiest poster here.


And for the record, I'm not talking about Cy. Cy has more reason than anyone else here to hold a personal grudge, and guess what, somehow she still manages not to post a knee-jerk slur Every. Single. Fucking. Time he posts.

grmblfjx wrote:

I.e. if everybody's doing it it's okay?

What I meant was that it is generally considered harassment if you are following the poster from thread to thread, if you are getting shit from completely different people in each thread it is not really that.

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

grmblfjx wrote:

I.e. if everybody's doing it it's okay?

What I meant was that it is generally considered harassment if you are following the poster from thread to thread, if you are getting shit from completely different people in each thread it is not really that.

I agree provided he gets shit in every single thread for something he said in that selfsame thread and then people call him out on it. Which, admittedly, happens a lot. There are plenty of responses though that don't actually qualify as 'calling out' so much as 'poking to see if he'll squeak again'.

Reidmar wrote:

Because OBVIOUSLY cyber,

You know, you don't have to answer rhetorical questions that aren't even directed at you, right?

grmblfjx wrote:

There's a number of people who consistently use any post of his as an opportunity to out themselves as lame, repetitive, unfunny assholes

But if it wasn't xerrofoot we'd all just out ourselves as lame, repetitive, unfunny assholes anyway like we've all done since the GAFF days, so...

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Every time daddy says PONYPORN it gets funnier? Implying that xerro jerks it to cartoon ponies can be funny if it's relevant and it hardly ever is. Responding to his every post with some variant thereof isn't funny, it's not original, it's not creative, it's not charming or endearing or clever. Cut it the fuck out.

Playing devils advocate, the kind of lame, patronizing, tmi (often necro)posts xerro peddles in often warrant the most juvenile of responses. The fact that the most juvenile of responses often leads to Clopper in turn responding in the most juvenile way he can muster only really adds to it.

Hey, it's either this or two pages of responses to news articles with titles like "White Power Bob, Anti-Abortion Activist and MRA, Eats Brains of Black Lesbian Babies in Wheelchairs" that amount to "yep... that sure is awful..."

The remote only has two channels.

Reepy wrote:

Grumbles has a high tolerance for shit posters

. . .

I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about
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Gumball wrote:

I don't know whether our harassment statutes apply here (and I'm too lazy to look it up, but in all honesty it would be hilarious if I came back tomorrow and xerro was still here while a couple others had their account suspended), just one thing to ponder; do they suddenly not apply if it's 'not a one-person prosecution campaign'? I.e. if everybody's doing it it's okay?

I'm still not sure whether xerro is someone's sockpuppet, and I'm still not sure what's happening here really counts as bullying, BUT. There's a number of people who consistently use any post of his as an opportunity to out themselves as lame, repetitive, unfunny assholes, and that's the thing that really irks me regardless of who it's directed at; that I share this board with people who will go for the cheap shot every single time, who are apparently so hard up that they have to make sure someone else is the bottom rung. How old are you guys, two? Every time daddy says PONYPORN it gets funnier? Implying that xerro jerks it to cartoon ponies can be funny if it's relevant and it hardly ever is. Responding to his every post with some variant thereof isn't funny, it's not original, it's not creative, it's not charming or endearing or clever. Cut it the fuck out.

Grumbles has a high tolerance for shit posters, but the truth is that xerrobrains isn't currently the shittiest poster here.


And for the record, I'm not talking about Cy. Cy has more reason than anyone else here to hold a personal grudge, and guess what, somehow she still manages not to post a knee-jerk slur Every. Single. Fucking. Time he posts.

That's right, I'm your daddy. I fear I have become predictable

Besides, xerro's first post in this thread had him mention that he doesn't drink because he's better than the Australian Army (but then again, everyone is better than them. They are to Canada what Canada is to A M E R I C A) but that he totally drinks as a form of painkiller, because Advil or such is just too convenient to some such retarded excuse. Alcohol is to drink away your sorrows related to being an overweight, semen encrusted dipshit who acts like a four year old projecting being the dumbest kid in class through insults directed at everyone smarter than him (read: everyone) in desperate, doomed hope that his hapless insults will hurt others as much as the reality of being such a complete fucking losers hurts him deep down in the cockles of his heart.

HOORAY RUN ON SENTENCES

MO LIEK FUN ON SENTENCES, AMIRITE

PS: I know you weren't talking about me, because I know you love me too much to say such mean things to me. I'm just bored and I wanted to use that Daddy Line and then I got a little carried away.

Oh and if you think this is dumb, we're not allowed to drink fake beer while on-duty here.

Penguin wrote:

Oh and if you think this is dumb, we're not allowed to drink fake beer while on-duty here.

What defines fake beer? Because that sounds like it could be water labeled "beer."

It says "Non-Alchoholic" on the label. It's also the only kind you can get here.

Penguin wrote:

Reidmar wrote:

Because OBVIOUSLY cyber,

You know, you don't have to answer rhetorical questions that aren't even directed at you, right?

Yeah, but if he didn't have that shtick, he wouldn't have any shtick at all.

Mr.Doobie wrote:

the kind of lame, patronizing, tmi (often necro)posts xerro peddles in often warrant the most juvenile of responses.

No. I agree that they often don't warrant a serious answer, especially the necro shit. But there are a number of possible responses, such as silence, or telling him to cut it out, or -nigh unthinkable- making fun of it without resorting to the easiest, cheapest, laziest, most worn-out joke you can think of. How hard is it to make fun of someone without saying pony? Just how obsessed is everyone? Jeez.

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The remote only has two channels.

Yeah. "Funny" or "clever" aren't on it.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

I fear I have become predictable

No.

'Becoming' implies that at some point in time, you weren't.

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PS: I know you weren't talking about me, because I know you love me too much to say such mean things to me.

I wasn't talking about you because, while you like beating a dead horse as much as the next guy, at least you look funny doing it.

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

Also, xerro, this:

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As grmblfjx said in another thread, if all you're going to do is give me shit, what's the point of me behaving myself?

implies that people actually want you around under some sort of truly magical assumption you will become a worthwhile human being if you "behave". At this point I would just as soon you leave. Grumbles has a high tolerance for shit posters, but I think you have pretty much worn out your welcome with most of the rest of us.

Not sure if this is true, actually. This board has a long memory for grudges, but only for particular posters. In general, if people start 'behaving', other people generally ignore the past and treat the poster semi-normally, at least until the past is relevant to thread at hand. The reason people insist on poking you is because you do this adorable flail-out every single time, which yes, is immature (Grmbl definitely has a point there), but it's not as if you're rising above it.

It's remarkably easy: if you want people to stop calling you foalfucker, stop responding to it.

Jay/Cris wrote:

In general, if people start 'behaving', other people generally ignore the past and treat the poster semi-normally,

You may be right, but I have always interpreted that as laziness rather than acceptance. Like 'oh well I guess this asshole is never going to go away what the fuck ever'. Which actually causes most of them to finally leave because they are no longer getting attention (with only a couple notable hold-outs).

But hell if I know what motivates you crazies.

Jay/Cris wrote:

It's remarkably easy: if you want people to stop calling you foalfucker, stop responding to it.

"Stop tormenting yourself! Stop tormenting yourself!"

Xerro you are just the sacred martyr of Wugwuh aren't you?

Oh god don't answer my questions or anything, Clopper

Xerro, stop ignoring what other posters save for mikey/doobie/cyber are saying about you. There's some advice that may help you make us not pick on you as much

xerrofoot wrote:

Jay/Cris wrote:

It's remarkably easy: if you want people to stop calling you foalfucker, stop responding to it.

"Stop tormenting yourself! Stop tormenting yourself!"

Yes. Because, really, keep on waiting for everybody else to stop tormenting you. It's gonna happen. Really. Just as long as you believe~

Reidmar wrote:

Xerro, stop ignoring what other posters save for mikey/doobie/cyber are saying about you. There's some advice that may help you make us not pick on you as much

Forget it, Reid, xerrobrains ain't listenin'. He thinks he's smarter than everyone else and is hellbent on proving it.

Chris91 wrote:

Reidmar wrote:

Xerro, stop ignoring what other posters save for mikey/doobie/cyber are saying about you. There's some advice that may help you make us not pick on you as much

Forget it, Reid, xerrobrains ain't listenin'. He thinks he's smarter than everyone else and is hellbent on proving it.

Considering the two of you were part of this disaster just a few days ago:

Loki wrote:

you do realize you look like small, dull children beating a pinata that's already been beaten to hell, right? The fact that the pinata is also a small, dull child singing "look at me, I'm a pinata" over and over is just another layer of... what's a good euphemism? "Special." Yeah, I'll go with special.

(Clicks "stop watching this topic" on his way out.)

...I kinda wouldn't be quite so full of myself if I were either of you.

Wait, what thread was THAT?

bleachedblackcat wrote:

Wait, what thread was THAT?

The Virgorouge thread in Musak.

Cyberwulf wrote:

Oh god don't answer my questions or anything, Clopper

Yeah actually Cy we have had our differences and whatnot but this is a pretty good example of how people will just brush you off unless you start screaming at them.

I kind of get it now, is what I'm trying to say.

grmblfjx wrote:

...I kinda wouldn't be quite so full of myself if I were either of you.

As far as I'm concerned, which I'm not, Grumbles and possibly Cris are about the only two posters on this board that refrain from moderate/heavy poking of the daily squealer. And/or antagonizing other posters. Though I do feel the need to point out gumball acts pretty high and mighty while refraining from poking anyone, just my two cents

Not everyone who calls you out is acting high and mighty, Reid.

TheHedonist wrote:

Not everyone who calls you out is acting high and mighty, Reid.

I wasn't saying just me, but sure, go ahead and jump to conclusions. Besides, I'm used to being told I have an incredibly lame sthick, mainly because I can't be assed to actually go ahead and ATTEMPT to post more than two-three sentences in a given post unless someone's actually said something that pique's my interest or irritates me.