My Little Pony: Friendship Is Human

xerrofoot wrote:

Reidmar wrote:

Xerrohoof, stahp. You're making yourself. Look sadder. Staaaaaaaaaaaahp

What does stahp mean? I'm Aussie, remember, I don't speak Dumbshit American. I prefer Her Majesty's English.

but you are SUCH a fan of MlP, a Canad-American TV show. So of COURSE you know slang.

i have major issues with the majority of bronies tbh

theyre trying to center a piece of media thats marketed towards little girls (and actually offers them some decent role models for once) around them because their precious manly fee-fees are hurt that they're not the goddamn target audience for once in their miserable neckbearded lives

plus when some kid goes to look up my little pony fanart or whatever there's hundreds of goddamn horse vulvas staring them in the face because of course literally everything needs to be sexualized and turned into porn for the straight male set

i mean if you go on tumblr and look up my little pony you are fuckin deluged with porn and rape jokes 24/7

same w deviantart

grmblfjx wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

Grumbles, bitte Sie verpissen.

Oooohhh that's me told. Told by babelfish, no less.

So what's the closest translation for that combination of words? 'Please fuck'?

xerrofoot wrote:

WD40 wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

The mane six

Really?

Pony-speak is part and parcel of bronyism. Brony! Pegasister! Anypony! Somepony! Everypony! Silly filly! Slap a filly! Ponysona! Love and tolerance! Muffins! Cupcakes! ROYAL FUCKING CANTERLOCK

xerrofoot wrote:

Reidmar wrote:

Xerrohoof, stahp. You're making yourself. Look sadder. Staaaaaaaaaaaahp

What does stahp mean? I'm Aussie, remember, I don't speak Dumbshit American. I prefer Her Majesty's English.

last night i was trollin around for porn and lo and behold i stumbled upon someone who had talent comin out the ass but all they drew was horse pussy and vore

sometimes both at once

now that would be worth starting a thread over

Sutremaine wrote:

grmblfjx wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

Grumbles, bitte Sie verpissen.

Oooohhh that's me told. Told by babelfish, no less.

So what's the closest translation for that combination of words? 'Please fuck'?

That would be awesome, but unfortunately no. "Verpissen" means to piss off (as in "get lost") but it's reflexive, so the sentence above is incomplete. It's just garbled (although recognizable) and not even anything funny. :/

grmblfjx wrote:

Sutremaine wrote:

grmblfjx wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

Grumbles, bitte Sie verpissen.

Oooohhh that's me told. Told by babelfish, no less.

So what's the closest translation for that combination of words? 'Please fuck'?

That would be awesome, but unfortunately no. "Verpissen" means to piss off (as in "get lost") but it's reflexive, so the sentence above is incomplete. It's just garbled (although recognizable) and not even anything funny. :/

D'oh. Mein Satzbau braucht Hilfe. Bitte Sie verpissen können?

ok, how about we look in xerro's porn folder for a sec

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ah yes the scalene horsetit

You think you're soooo funny

xerrofoot wrote:

You think you're soooo funny

yeah clearly none of those are rapey enough for you

I stand by my hypothesis that xerro is 14.

No no... he can't POSSIBLY be 14. You see... Xerro still sings "My Little Penis" every day when he clops with his imaginary daughter.

oh hey looks like vilecorp drew derpy hooves

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SirDixonDongs wrote:

oh hey looks like vilecorp drew derpy hooves

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I'm not sure it's shiny enough to be him never mind that it's not colored

xerrofoot wrote:

D'oh. Mein Satzbau braucht Hilfe. Bitte Sie verpissen können?

You're still missing the reflexive part.

My German sucks ass at this point, but wouldn't, "verpiss dich," be correct?

HALT!!!
















HAMMERZEIT!!!!!!!!!!!

hammuh hammuh hammuh hammuhzeit

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My German sucks ass at this point, but wouldn't, "verpiss dich," be correct?

Not if you're talking to an adult you don't know, like when I'm talking to Grumbles. Always use the formal pronouns, even when you're being rude. (At least, that's how I understand it.)

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You're still missing the reflexive part.

Eh, fuck it. Close enough. Y'all get what I'm sayin', right?

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oh hey looks like vilecorp drew derpy hooves

0_o

o_0

>_<


That is not Derpy. That is a godless abomination.

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hey could be worse

coulda been this (nsfw you idiot hell fuckers)

SirDixonDongs wrote:

hey could be worse

coulda been this (nsfw you idiot hell fuckers)

At first I was gonna click that, then I quoted you and was like Nah.

Meh, I've seen worse.

SirDixonDongs wrote:

i have major issues with the majority of bronies tbh

theyre trying to center a piece of media thats marketed towards little girls (and actually offers them some decent role models for once) around them because their precious manly fee-fees are hurt that they're not the goddamn target audience for once in their miserable neckbearded lives

plus when some kid goes to look up my little pony fanart or whatever there's hundreds of goddamn horse vulvas staring them in the face because of course literally everything needs to be sexualized and turned into porn for the straight male set

i mean if you go on tumblr and look up my little pony you are fuckin deluged with porn and rape jokes 24/7

same w deviantart

this

fuck broniws forever

xerrofoot wrote:

rae wrote:

My German sucks ass at this point, but wouldn't, "verpiss dich," be correct?

Not if you're talking to an adult you don't know, like when I'm talking to Grumbles.

While the basic assumption isn't wrong, the thing is, "verpiss dich" is quite rude- and if you choose to be really rude to someone, why would you bother being polite about it? It is grammatically possible ("[Bitte] Verpissen Sie sich") but other than some seriously assholish boss or something I'm hard-pressed to think of an instance where you might hear someone put it like that.

the worst is if you search for any human pony art where one of the ponies (god I already am hating this sentence as well as the fact that I am writing it!) are black you eventually come across incidents of dozens of racist manchildren shrieking at the artist because they dare to represent themselves in art that is theirs to express ideas with

also equally the worst is the fact that bronies have started working in soup kitchens and with charities/the homeless in general in the name of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic as opposed to in the name of common human decency

Just Chipper wrote:

also equally the worst is the fact that bronies have started working in soup kitchens and with charities/the homeless in general in the name of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic as opposed to in the name of common human decency

I guess this is what has replaced religion.