My Little Pony: Friendship Is Human

grmblfjx wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

You getting assraped by a gratuitously oversized dong, now that's something I can wank off to.

*yawn* New material, please. Shock value diminishes over time.

Vielleicht ein Scheisse-Film? ESS MEIN SCHIESSE GRUMBLES

Clopper can't conjugate

Clopper only knows that because it was in the South Park movie.

Which he finally saw last week.

xerrofoot wrote:

You getting assraped by a gratuitously oversized dong, now that's something I can wank off to. (Hey, if there's one country that specializes in freaky porn, it's Germany.)

Get back to me when it's 20x bigger than that and has a better chance of smothering the bottom in question than penetrating them. -yawn-

Huh? Oh, you mean that's not your fap? Yeah this is the face of a person that doesn't give a fuck.

He doesn't honestly think this is going to get me upset or aroused, does he? After all my time on the internet? Ahh, innocence, thy name is Clopper.

No, it just shows my utter contempt for you. Go star in a scat film, it's the only thing your decrepit old ass can do well anymore.

...the only thing that post does is show me that I affect you more than you affect me. I mean, by all means share your impotent rage publicly, if that's your thing...?

grmblfjx wrote:

...the only thing that post does is show me that I affect you more than you affect me. I mean, by all means share your impotent rage publicly, if that's your thing...?

He's probably beating off screaming "HERE'S MY RAAAAAAAAAAEG!!!!one!!11!!"

Well, far be it from me to ruin his lonely orgasms.

Aw, you just ruined it for him. He can only come when he's proving his ~masculinity~ by getting one on an unwilling woman. As opposed to his single sexual experience of a bored girl giving him a pity-handjob and then ignoring him forever after because his sobbing was off-putting.

rae wrote:

bored girl giving him a pity-handjob and then ignoring him forever after because his sobbing was off-putting.

God damnit, I can't stop laughing now.

xerrofoot wrote:

No, it just shows my utter contempt for you. Go star in a scat film, it's the only thing your decrepit old ass can do well anymore.

Love and tolerance ladies and gentlemen!

rae wrote:

Aw, you just ruined it for him. He can only come when he's proving his ~masculinity~ by getting one on an unwilling woman. As opposed to his single sexual experience of a bored girl giving him a pity-handjob and then ignoring him forever after because his sobbing was off-putting.

Shows how much you know about my sex life.

xerrofoot wrote:

rae wrote:

Aw, you just ruined it for him. He can only come when he's proving his ~masculinity~ by getting one on an unwilling woman. As opposed to his single sexual experience of a bored girl giving him a pity-handjob and then ignoring him forever after because his sobbing was off-putting.

Shows how much you know about my sex life.

You dating Manti Te'o's girlfriend too?

TheIan wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

rae wrote:

Aw, you just ruined it for him. He can only come when he's proving his ~masculinity~ by getting one on an unwilling woman. As opposed to his single sexual experience of a bored girl giving him a pity-handjob and then ignoring him forever after because his sobbing was off-putting.

Shows how much you know about my sex life.

You dating Manti Te'o's girlfriend too?

Every virgin who isn't proud of it, is dating Manti Te'o's girlfriend.

...Nobody can be this fucking dense. Nobody. The center of a black hole has nothing on this guy. o.O

xerrofoot wrote:

grmblfjx wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

You getting assraped by a gratuitously oversized dong, now that's something I can wank off to.

*yawn* New material, please. Shock value diminishes over time.

Vielleicht ein Scheisse-Film? ESS MEIN SCHIESSE GRUMBLES

Mate, seriously, don't. Just don't. If you're going to try and insult people in German, at least do it properly. As it is, this is a classic case of didn't do the research...and it makes you look kind of silly.

I'd advise you to quit while you're ahead, because you're never going to win this, but, uh...never mind me. Carry on.

xerrofoot wrote:

rae wrote:

Aw, you just ruined it for him. He can only come when he's proving his ~masculinity~ by getting one on an unwilling woman. As opposed to his single sexual experience of a bored girl giving him a pity-handjob and then ignoring him forever after because his sobbing was off-putting.

Shows how much you know about my sex life.

oh please clopper tell us all about your varied and acrobatic sex life that you have with your two herniated disks no job and degree in wiccanology

Cyberwulf wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

rae wrote:

Aw, you just ruined it for him. He can only come when he's proving his ~masculinity~ by getting one on an unwilling woman. As opposed to his single sexual experience of a bored girl giving him a pity-handjob and then ignoring him forever after because his sobbing was off-putting.

Shows how much you know about my sex life.

oh please clopper tell us all about your varied and acrobatic sex life that you have with your two herniated disks no job and degree in wiccanology

Lets not also forget about how the slobber clopper has managed to suck nearly every dick size on a horse, including extra large, which is what herniated his disks in the first place.

grmblfjx wrote:

...Nobody can be this fucking dense. Nobody. The center of a black hole has nothing on this guy. o.O

Hast du Probleme, Grumbles?



cunt: Fuck no, I have to keep some shit private, you know.

xerrofoot wrote:

Hast du Probleme, Grumbles?

Well, yes; who doesn't? You're not one of them, though.

xerrofoot wrote:

I have to keep some shit private, you know.

So how many fictional family members are you up to now

Penguin wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

I have to keep some shit private, you know.

So how many fictional family members are you up to now

To be brutally honest, I used to do that shit too. If it's one thing life has shown me, everyone's sexuality does something obscure. You wanna fantasize about My Little Ponies? Go right ahead. I used to wish I could suck off anime dudes for a living when I was 16. I ain't ashamed of that shit. The best part about people is that they're weird. Look at John Waters. That guy gets real paid.

"I like shoving yogurt up my ass with a Popsicle in my mouth"