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PostSubject: Re: Becoming Female   Becoming Female - Page 7 EmptyThu Aug 16, 2012 7:31 am

Chapter 0, in which we look at Venus God's profile.

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I'm not telling you anything about me, you stalker!

Who'd want to stalk her? Well, aside from Ron Raper.


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Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?

some

Let's see then.


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What’s Hermione’s?

Jane

WRONG!


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What’s Ron’s?

Satan

OK, now you're not even trying.


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What’s Harry’s?

James

What’s Ginny’s?

Molly

OK, you got those two right. I'll give you a D minus.


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Have You Seen All The Movies?

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I imagine it's so she didn't have to read the books.


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Read All The Books?

My sistar read them to me cuz they were long

Becoming Female - Page 7 199471


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What Do You Think Of JKR?

I don't know what character that is

OK, I'm bumping your grade back down to an F-minus.


So now the favourites...

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Weasley?

GINNY!!!

Canon!Ginny or Becoming Female!Ginny?


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Character, Overall?

female!Harry

ERROR 404: CHARACTER NOT FOUND


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Female Character?

female!Harry

ERROR 405: CHARACTER STILL NOT FOUND


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Male Charcter?

Draco is soooooooooo hooooooooooottt!!!!!!!!!!!!1

No he isn't. He has a pale, pointed face and is even more racist then Mel Gibson.


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Professor?

gilderoy

She seems to have a thing for cowards.


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Ship?

Draco/female!Harry

ERROR 406: CHARACTER DOES NOT EXIST, DUMBASS!


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Spell?

Engorgio

I imagine it's what Draco has to use on his thingie.


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Sweet?

M&Ms but what does that have to do with harry potter?

Harry Potter sweets, you idiot.


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Place?

Gildeory's awesome office Smile

That became Umbridge's office.


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Weasley Twin?

The tall one

They're both identical.


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Product?

Huh?

"This week only at Tesco, Huh? is half price! So hurry down to Tesco, where you can never have enough Huh?!"


Quote :
Shop?

Weaslies whizard whizesesg!!!

Don't speak with your mouth full. Becoming Female - Page 7 57786


And now, the least favourites. Sexist!Ron at last count: 115. Brace yourselves, people...

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Weasley?

RON IS SO SEXIST!!!!!!!!!!

Sexist!Ron count: 116


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Character, Overall?

RON IS SO SEXIST!!!!!!!!!!

Who else but Sexist!Ron? Sexist!Ron count: 117

(He's Sexist!Ron, Sexist!Ron,
You never really know when he's up to his japes!
He's Sexist!Ron, Sexist!Ron,
"You there! Wear a bikini or you get raped!"
)


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Female?

RON IS SO SEXIST!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, got carried away there.


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Male?

RON IS SO SEXIST!!!!!!!!!!

Of course. Sexist!Ron count: 118


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Adult?

Lucius Malidiot (ha ha I made fun of his name!)

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Apple Bloom is not amused.


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Student?

RON IS SO SEXIST!!!!!!!!!!

Sexist!Ron count: 119


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Spell?

Reducio :'(

Which is what Ron Raper used on Draco's penis, causing Draco to have to compensate by purchasing a Ferrari.


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Book?

Order of hte phoenix

It was very long and drawn out. Just like your anti-Ron rants.


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Death Eater?

RON IS SO SEXIST!!!!!!!!!!

Ron isn't a Death Eater...oh wait, you're using your own canon. Sexist!Ron Count: 120


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Professor?

RON IS SO SEXIST!!!!!!!!!!

Sexist!Ron count: 121


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Ever cried while reading one of the books?

When Gilderoy got lost all his memory (HOW COULD THAT SEXIST IDOT RON DO THAT TO HIM?!!!!!!!!!!)

Sexist!Ron count: 122


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A Movie?

Same scenes gilderoy losing his memory was so sadder in the movie cuz that sexist idiot Ron hit him too amd then they didn''t show Gilderoy getting the memory back in Movie 5 :'(

Because he doesn't get his memory back. Sexist!Ron count: 123


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Had A Dream About Harry Potter?

YES! I was making out with Draco (so hoooootttt!!!) and then tthat sexist idiot RON came in and shot us a millions times with a gun and there was blood and everything RON SUCKS!!!

Sexist!Ron count: 124


This snark is now on hiatus until the remaining chapters of Being Female are found.
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