Why, God why were these songs recorded

SokMunkie wrote:

Bad Luck Charm wrote:

Ewwww, I think I heard that uber-obsessive "You Belong to Me" song by Taylor Swift today. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Now were did I put the steel wool pad so I can scrub my brain of that actrocity? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

All of her songs suck. They sound like they were written by a middle-schooler.

Already reached that conclusion. It explains why my IQ drops several points everytime I hear her "music". [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Taylor Swift is aggravatingly popular out here. Actually, in tech school, bored people on CQ would stop random airmen to say "Megan Fox or Taylor Swift?"

ALL HER SONGS ARE ABOUT BEING POORER THAN SOME OTHER GIRL WHO HAS THE GUY SHE LIKES, WE GET IT

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It makes it all the more hilarious that Swift actually grew up in a rich neighborhood.


I have nothing meaningful or funny to add to this; one simply has to experience its all-American splendor.

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Music video about the Harley Davidson Motorcycle. With a piano playing, singing, and dancing dog it is very funny. All music, lyrics, musical instruments and singing is done by me.
This video has a very American theme feel (Harley Davidson is built in the good old USA;)

Oh my God I can't stop laughing.

That last one was more bland than mayo on white. I love how that ugly woman is all "I'm so TEH SMECKSY, ain't I?"

quamp wrote:

Yes, let's encourage people to kill the unborn. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Well, the CD title is appropriate at least.

I don't get how showing (or in this case singing about something) = encouraging it. AC aren't for everyone, but come on now, you can't think they're serious. All death metal bands write lyrics about crazy shit like that.

They're just IRL trolls, and from what I've heard they're pretty swell guys in person.

Every time someone complains about Anal Cunt being immoral/evil, Seth Putnam makes this face ------> [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Does anybody here like that song, I think it's either called "Save Me" or Show Me What I'm Looking For", by Carolina Liar? All I know is, it's annoying, and the massive amounts of overplay killed it.

Ah, I just ran into a stinkburger of a tune that was first mentioned on GAFF. Reintroducing
The Badger Song. There are several more videos that are worse than ths one though.

Dude, Weebl's stuff is awesome. And this one in particular has become mysteriously funny for some reason...wait, isn't that waffle pornography a direct slight on womynhood? OH MY GOD I THINK MAYBE WAFFLES IS A TROLL.

EileenK98 wrote:

Riders on the Storm/Rapture

I heard this in a shoe store at the outlet mall and went ""WTF?" Seriously, I can't think of two songs that could be any more different. Who comes up with these things? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Someone needs to be hurt. Way to totally wreck two good songs.

Delcat wrote:

Dude, Weebl's stuff is awesome. And this one in particular has become mysteriously funny for some reason...wait, isn't that waffle pornography a direct slight on womynhood? OH MY GOD I THINK MAYBE WAFFLES IS A TROLL.

OH MY GOD DO YOU THINK SHE MIGHT BE? I FEEL SO BETRAYED.

EileenK98 wrote:

Riders on the Storm/Rapture

I heard this in a shoe store at the outlet mall and went ""WTF?" Seriously, I can't think of two songs that could be any more different. Who comes up with these things? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Bored D.J's I suspect (This "Mashup" was commercially released on a compilation disc called Mashed, consisting of such "mashups", a couple of years ago...
Other tracks included a "mashup" of Peggy Lee's "Fever", & Iggy Pop's "I am a Passenger", & Malcom McClaren's "Buffalo Girls" mashed with a Franz Ferdinand track...).

Now I love Trey Songz to death and I think his latest album is one of his best. But this song [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] makes me want to shoot myself in the face with a sawed off shotgun. LOL Smiley Face. What the fuck?

T.S.Orr wrote:

Now I love Trey Songz to death and I think his latest album is one of his best. But this song [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] makes me want to shoot myself in the face with a sawed off shotgun. LOL Smiley Face. What the fuck?

Coincidentally that's one of the few songs I like by him. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

I ought to be ashamed, I know.

It seems like every other woman is in love with this man but me. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

"Seasons of Love" makes me want to go on a killing spree, along with "Oklahoma!" I don't give a flying fuck how long a year is and your state sucks.

The Right Brothers are pretty terrible too. I swear to God they are real.

I've heard Lady Gaga. I. Don't. Get. It. There are dozens of catchier pop songs out there. Why is this chick famous? Does she have a relative in the music industry?

Twonky wrote:

I've heard Lady Gaga. I. Don't. Get. It. There are dozens of catchier pop songs out there. Why is this chick famous? Does she have a relative in the music industry?

She has a penis.

Lady GaGa is a goddess. And she wears muppets as clothing. I don't know how anyone could find fault with that.

I just find that other dance-pop artists make better, catchier music. Lady GaGa's weird outfits are the only unique thing about her. Then again, I also think PJ Harvey sucks ass, so...