Why, God why were these songs recorded

Fucking Owl City
All their songs sound just the same
Auto-tuned vocals

i like fireflies :/

Bad Luck Charm wrote:

I thought I escaped having to hear Taylor Swift and here caterwauling after I left Red Robin. Apparently I was wrong, because yesterday at work I heard "Fifteen". Then today, I heard "It Was A Fairytale".

I think I lost about 100 IQ points. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

I can sympathize. The latter song has been playing a lot lately where I work. I didn't want it for free from iTunes, and I don't want to hear it now! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

All of Taylor Swift's songs are kind of...horrible. Check out "I'd Lie" and "You Belong With Me." You'll want to bleach your own brain after hearing them. And if I remember correctly, "You Belong With Me" was number one on some TV show for, like, eight weeks straight.

EileenK98 wrote:

Bad Luck Charm wrote:

I thought I escaped having to hear Taylor Swift and here caterwauling after I left Red Robin. Apparently I was wrong, because yesterday at work I heard "Fifteen". Then today, I heard "It Was A Fairytale".

I think I lost about 100 IQ points. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

I can sympathize. The latter song has been playing a lot lately where I work. I didn't want it for free from iTunes, and I don't want to hear it now! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Let me guess, you hear it at least three times during an eight-hour work day? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

That dumbass "15" song keeps playing at mine. Bitch, we are the same age. Why the fuck do you still care about being 15? What the hell was your high school experience like that you can't let it the fuck go? High school romances are stupid dramatic shit we go through that we should be laughing about by this time in our lives. Instead, you act like these are the epic romances of our lives, like no woman can possibly be completely over her first "love" from when she was a kid.

I don't even remember my first boyfriend's name. That's the way it should be by the time we reach this age Swift. Let high school go, for all of our sakes.

Gawddamn it, if they play that song one more time, I will choke a bitch. I cannot listen to that much stupidity that much in one day.

God, I remember that song. I would turn down the radio whenever it came on.

I remember reading or hearing somewhere that she really has a friend called Abigail and that what happened in the song, happened in real life.

If my friend told everyone my business like that, I would slap her.

Lapin wrote:

Awww, I think Ke$ha is kind of cute, in a drunk-off-her-ass kind of way. (C'mon, y'all know I love silly pop-dance music)

As for my entry:




This is not my Taylor Swift hatred. This is not my Boys Like Girls hatred. I had no idea who sang this atrocity for weeks, but it kept coming on the radio, with me changing the station the minute the opening chords started. They're out of tune, they're hitting notes only my dog can hear, and it annoys the living hell out of me.

In retrospect, I should have known that the gawdawful Boys Like Girls was involved. They made "Love Drunk" after all.

Ugh, I ended up hearing that tripe at work yesterday. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

mluckw wrote:

God, I remember that song. I would turn down the radio whenever it came on.

I remember reading or hearing somewhere that she really has a friend called Abigail and that what happened in the song, happened in real life.

If my friend told everyone my business like that, I would slap her.

Rolling Stone had an interview with her where she revealed that she never changes any names when she sings her songs. She says she has "no problem naming names" and that every name she mentions in her songs is a real person that she actually knew, and that all the events she describes actually happened to them.

I mean, it's bad enough when your lyrics are basically your high school diary, but Taylor Swift isn't just sharing her diary with the world. She's sharing all her friend's diaries.

In the interview, she seemed awful proud of this.

Ex-Cheetah Girl Kiely Williams wants us to know that she's all growed up with the song "Spectacular", where she croons about the wonders of date rape and drinking until you black out. So.....yeah....

God fucking dammit I had just forgetton about that fucking song. Why did you have to bring it all back up?

Holy SHIT the guy in that video is creepy as hell. He is seriously scary.

Oh my god: "I hope he used a rubber, or else I'll be in trouble"? "Last night felt so good, I must've been on drugs"? DATE RAPE IS COOL

She really can't sing, can she? And OMG LMFAO at her "dancing". The whole video smacks of stupid and awkward. WTF.

And I second Inky. Look at the expression on that guys FACE. EW. You've have to be face down passed out drunk to do that.

Plus, I must ask, how can she remember what the sex was like if she was fucked up while she was doing it?

Her brain's making stuff up to spare her mind the horror of a blank spot.

Hey, you guys you know how you hate Ke$ha's drunken party girl gimmick? Well, now imagine that there were 3 of her, they were all scene-kids, and their album sounds like Lil Wayne produced it.

Is it just me or does anyone else find that song by Train "Hey Soul Sister" really irritating and over-played?

If it's you, it's me too.

Grrr. That stupid song "OMG" by Usher. Why is this song so popular? It has to be one of Usher's worst songs he's ever churned out. Worse than "Yeah". And he's using that annoying auto-tuner device that corrects for vocal deviations. It's not necessary because he's been able to sing without it when he started out in the late nineties. Now it makes him sound like every other piece of shit out there, like a computerized robot. Amongst a sea of computerized robots.

I'm not sure whether I actually dislike these songs. They're so bad that I can't stop laughing. I'm not sure what's funnier: the fact that Anime sounds like it starts with a burp (~0:12), how bored out of his mind he sounds, or the fact that half the lyrics of Anime are the same word repeated over and over.

Uhhhhhn. Bitch, I look like Goku. Uhhhn. The entire song sounds like haters gonna hate.

Have you heard his "This my cookin' dance" song? I like singing, "Soulja do the dishes" when I clean.

This:

Dr. Professor Science wrote:

I'm not sure whether I actually dislike these songs. They're so bad that I can't stop laughing. I'm not sure what's funnier: the fact that Anime sounds like it starts with a burp (~0:12), how bored out of his mind he sounds, or the fact that half the lyrics of Anime are the same word repeated over and over.

Uhhhhhn. Bitch, I look like Goku. Uhhhn. The entire song sounds like haters gonna hate.

Those are both infuriating and hilarious at the same time. The whole of comparing himself to Anime characters to justify how gangsta he is just makes him sound even more like an idiot. And yet, I laugh because he sounds either bored or just plain stoned while recording it.

Dollar signs.