Why, God why were these songs recorded

I can't stand Katy Perry or any of her songs. I also think that song came across as too LOLOLOL GIRLONGIRL, but that's not the main reason I dislike the song or the rest of her music. I think her it is crap.

InkWeaver wrote:

Is that the one where they're like, "IS THIS THE MOMENT WHERE I LOOK YOU IN THE EYE; FORGIVE MY BROKEN PROMISE THAT YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME CRY" -- oh wait no it's apparently some guy named David Cook. I get that one and Not Meant To Be mixed up 'cause they're equally whiny.

"It's never enough to say I love you
No, it's never enough to say I try
It's hard to believe that's there's
No way out for you and me
And it seems to be,
The story of our life"

Ooooh right. That one. Yeah, after that particular verse, I sort of want to sit down with a cup of tea with that guy, look him in the eye, and say, "Dude, she sounds kinda like a douche bag. Which is no fault of yours, but hey, if she's a douche, you should probably dump her. Just sayin'."

Maybe you were thinking of "Leave The Light On". That's David Cook. And yes. He is equally whney. David Archuleta WOZ R0BBED!!1!!!11!!!!

"Don't Trust Me" is one of the most vile songs I have ever heard in my entire life, and worst of all I know all the lyrics and it's insanely catchy. Some of my friends still like it, but I think having a female in our group has diminished some of the rampant oblivious misogyny.

Well, one name really stands out to me when it comes to why anyone would give this artist a contract. That's Bob Offenberg, a.k.a. Zanger Bob. He reminds me a lot of that kid in school everyone used to beat up after class.