True Blood!

But HOMG the saleslady who was hitting on Bill? He politely turns her down, then Eric comes over and she's like, "Oh. OH."

*trundles surreptitiously to well-known electronic equine-hybrid*
Damn, ppl. You'll make me fall behind on my goofing-off schedule.

I am so upset that we get shitty reruns and have to wait for the new ep. Tch.

I know, but next Sunday will be here soon! And by next Sunday, it'll only be a few days until Otakon! So yayness all around!

Oh Eric, you're my favorite asshole.

Miraba wrote:

Oh Eric, you're my favorite asshole.

Good lord, seconded. XD

LOL @ Lafayette on Eric's blood. That was weirdly sweet of Eric, even if he does have creepy intentions. And I loved Jessica in this episode! She's really starting to grow on me.

P.S. I love these! They're like alcohol for dolls! They gave me ten! :lolinsane:

@Narwhal: I know, right? And at Barry running away with Sookie going after him in the bathrobe. Barry Bellboy runs kind of funny.

Jessica and Hoyt are gonna make a cute couple. XD

I think that's who she was calling on the phone, TBH.

BILL: Everything's going to be okay.

HITMAN: No, everything's not going to be okay. All my worst nightmares are going to come true.

BILL: Jessica, what did you do to him?!

JESSICA: I'm ON the PHONE!

I love Jessica more and more, mainly for the aggravation she causes Bill. Wrath of teenage girl vampire trumps +100 year old vampire any day.

She even had Eric and Pam pulling their hair out!

"There are favors. And there are favors."
"She is extremely annoying."

What did Jessica have the would-be kidnapper yell out? She said you have to say this or everything will not be okay, then a cut to Sookie and Bill and him yelling..."!!!"

I'm sure it was funny, but I couldn't understand it.

I'm loving on Ro Laren as Maryanne.

According to a poster on TWOP, it was "Becky Eubanks is a stuck up whore who let Chase finger her in the church".

I am addicted. I even love Sookie and Bill, despite the fact that both are vampire-romance-stupid. I love that it is campy and serious and bloody.

"If ya'll start arguing again I'm either going to fall asleep or start screaming."

Oh, Sookie.

It was beautiful. And Anna Paquin had the "So help me.." look down perfectly.

And Hoyt and Jessica were so freaking cute. He read his comic book to her to keep her company. (Cuteness overload)

You know, in reading the books I wasn't that impressed. It was really hard to tell what was going on with the other characters unless they happened to cross Sookie's path and gave her a head's up on what was going on with them. I really love how True Blood has expanded them, and gave them their own plotlines and... it's just good.

Also, most uncomfortable orgy scene ever. ><

ERIC NORTHMAN YOU EVIL, EVIL SON OF A BITCH!

And OMG, my friend Pam and I were flipping the fuck out when Hoyt showed up! How does this show just keep getting more awesome?!

Narwhal wrote:

ERIC NORTHMAN YOU EVIL, EVIL SON OF A BITCH!

And OMG, my friend Pam and I were flipping the fuck out when Hoyt showed up! How does this show just keep getting more awesome?!

I know! I was just all, "AWWWWW" when he did. I really hope Hoyt and Jessica make a good go of it. They are too cute together, and Hoyt's a good guy.

Now, did they not know who the mindreader was last ep? The wife seemed to think Sookie was just being "dragged into this", and I know they had no idea last time they tried to abduct her they didn't know what she looked like or even gender.

The wife thought Sookie was being glamoured, LeeLee.

Eric, you're so bad. It makes me become more and more fascinated with you.

SURPRISE!Orgy :tmi: I DID NOT NEED THAT MUCH DETAIL. I felt vaguely unclean and extremely uncomfortable after seeing the orgy scene after Daphne lured Sam there. I don't want to see Arlene and Terry going at it like that, and I certainly don't want to see poor Tara being manipulated like that.

That said, I vastly enjoyed Andy hollering "Pig!" after Daphne. And the whole sarcasm without hot water thing.

I was loving the Terry/Lafayette scene, it was so sad. He was trying to talk Lafayette through the PTSD using techniques they probably used on him in therapy. And I think Eric is just trying to track down V users by selling that blood. Or he's just greedy for more money.

Narwhal wrote:

I was loving the Terry/Lafayette scene, it was so sad. He was trying to talk Lafayette through the PTSD using techniques they probably used on him in therapy. And I think Eric is just trying to track down V users by selling that blood. Or he's just greedy for more money.

I think both. He's very efficient that way. After all, look at what he's doing to Sookie & Bill. He wants Bill back under his control, and he wants Sookie. Enter, Bill's sire: 2 birds, one stone.

Right, I'm all caught up now, and I am adding to the absolute love of this show. When is hot!evil!Michelle Forbes going to get nekkid?

Okay, I just finished season 1 and I'll make inroads on season 2 starting this evening, but I've got to say:

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