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Raine Challenge Winner!
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 37 Location : Australia
| Subject: It's true - everything in Australia wants to kill you Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:03 pm | |
| Story found here - Quote :
- A BLACK Saturday survivor got more than he bargained for when he emerged from his caravan at Flowerdale to be attacked by a wombat.
Bruce Kringle, 60, stepped outside his temporary accommodation just before 7am and was attacked by the wombat, which clawed and bit at his leg and brought him to the ground.
The wombat jumped onto Mr Kringle's chest to continue the mauling, but he was able to reach for an axe and deliver a fatal blow to the marauding marsupial.
Kelly Smith, who works at the Flowerdale Hotel, said the wombat had emerged from under Mr Kringle's caravan before attacking him.
"Bruce managed to find an axe and killed it,'' Ms Smith told AAP. "It's bizarre what happened. He's okay but the wombat mauled his leg, got him to the ground and then started clawing at his chest.''
She said Mr Kringle was living in the caravan on his block of land until his house is built.
Paramedics arrived at Mr Kringle's property and dressed his wounds before transferring him to the Northern Hospital where is in a stable condition. This is highly unusual because wombats are normally quite docile. It's suspected it had mange and was highly irritable and defensive - just an hour earlier it was headbutting a neighboring house's doorway. Still, this definitely proves that, yes, everything in Australia wants to kill you. | |
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Psy-4 Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: It's true - everything in Australia wants to kill you Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:38 pm | |
| That's why the native language of Australia is screaming. | |
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Rabid Badger And This is Why I Need Medication
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: It's true - everything in Australia wants to kill you Wed Apr 07, 2010 1:18 am | |
| I used to want to go to Australia when I was younger because I have this life-long fascination with marsupials, but now I'm going to live in fear of ever setting foot inside the country, lest I be savaged by a rabid wombat. | |
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Goat Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-08-12
| Subject: Re: It's true - everything in Australia wants to kill you Wed Apr 07, 2010 1:45 am | |
| *snerk*
Killer wombats are funny, until the mawl your leg. | |
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ZoZo Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 38 Location : In WD40's head
| Subject: Re: It's true - everything in Australia wants to kill you Wed Apr 07, 2010 2:57 am | |
| I like that they put a picture of the second cutest wombat ever at the top of the article. (this is the cutest) [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] | |
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Somath Cegem Wonderfully English
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 37 Location : Land of Burning Spirit
| Subject: Re: It's true - everything in Australia wants to kill you Wed Apr 07, 2010 4:08 am | |
| I KNEW IT! (Lives in fear more) | |
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Rabid Badger And This is Why I Need Medication
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: It's true - everything in Australia wants to kill you Wed Apr 07, 2010 4:24 am | |
| - ZoZo wrote:
- I like that they put a picture of the second cutest wombat ever at the top of the article.
(this is the cutest) [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Can't you see the hellfire burning in it's tiny black eyes? Don't you realize it wants to eat your soul?! | |
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theromangeneral
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 43
| Subject: Re: It's true - everything in Australia wants to kill you Wed Apr 07, 2010 4:50 am | |
| Seems somewhat appropriate - From the Scared Weird Little Guys
Redback, Funnel-Web, Blue-ringed octopus Taipan, Tigersnake and a Box jellyfish Stonefish and the poison thing that lives in a shell That spikes you when you pick it up
Come to Australia You might accidentally get killed
Your life's constantly under threat Have you been bitten yet? You've only got three minutes left Before a massive coronary breakdown
Redback, Funnel-Web, Blue-ringed octopus Tiapan, Tigersnake and a Box jellyfish Big shark just waiting for you to go swimming At Bondi Beach
Come to Australia You might accidentally get killed Your blood is bound to be spilled With fear your pants will be filled Because you might accidentally get killed | |
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Somath Cegem Wonderfully English
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 37 Location : Land of Burning Spirit
| Subject: Re: It's true - everything in Australia wants to kill you Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:07 am | |
| - theromangeneral wrote:
- Seems somewhat appropriate - From the Scared Weird Little Guys
Redback, Funnel-Web, Blue-ringed octopus Taipan, Tigersnake and a Box jellyfish Stonefish and the poison thing that lives in a shell That spikes you when you pick it up
Come to Australia You might accidentally get killed
Your life's constantly under threat Have you been bitten yet? You've only got three minutes left Before a massive coronary breakdown
Redback, Funnel-Web, Blue-ringed octopus Tiapan, Tigersnake and a Box jellyfish Big shark just waiting for you to go swimming At Bondi Beach
Come to Australia You might accidentally get killed Your blood is bound to be spilled With fear your pants will be filled Because you might accidentally get killed Linky! | |
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ZoZo Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 38 Location : In WD40's head
| Subject: Re: It's true - everything in Australia wants to kill you Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:17 am | |
| - Rabid Badger wrote:
Can't you see the hellfire burning in it's tiny black eyes? Don't you realize it wants to eat your soul?! The adorable little monster is probably going picking poisonous berries to kill a nursery. | |
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JadeAngel
Join date : 2009-12-09 Location : The Land Down Under
| Subject: Re: It's true - everything in Australia wants to kill you Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:33 pm | |
| - ZoZo wrote:
- I like that they put a picture of the second cutest wombat ever at the top of the article.
(this is the cutest) [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Can't you see the hellfire burning in it's tiny black eyes? Don't you realize it wants to eat your soul?!
It's also a possum. Not that that means it doesn't want to eat your soul, but yeah possums are a whole other variety of evil... because they drive you insane and then kill you, whereas a wombat will just go for your throat... | |
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JadeAngel
Join date : 2009-12-09 Location : The Land Down Under
| Subject: Re: It's true - everything in Australia wants to kill you Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:37 pm | |
| - Raine wrote:
- This is highly unusual because wombats are normally quite docile.
Say what? Wombats are small furry homicidal footstools. If you're ever in Australia and you hear a sound like HurrumpHurrumpHurrumpHurrump coming at you at knee level, climb the nearest tree. Seriously. | |
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Raine Challenge Winner!
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 37 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: It's true - everything in Australia wants to kill you Mon Apr 12, 2010 2:31 am | |
| - JadeAngel wrote:
- Raine wrote:
- This is highly unusual because wombats are normally quite docile.
Say what? Wombats are small furry homicidal footstools. If you're ever in Australia and you hear a sound like HurrumpHurrumpHurrumpHurrump coming at you at knee level, climb the nearest tree. Seriously. Well yes, they can be terrible little beasts from hell if the situation is right, but most other times they act indifferent to a human being near them and go on their merry way. | |
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Sutremaine Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-11-14 Age : 39 Location : UK
| Subject: Re: It's true - everything in Australia wants to kill you Mon Apr 12, 2010 4:34 am | |
| Deep in their hearts, they all remember Tunnel 17. | |
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Freezer Epic-Level Pornomancer
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 50 Location : Memphis, TN
| Subject: Re: It's true - everything in Australia wants to kill you Mon Apr 12, 2010 5:53 am | |
| - Sutremaine wrote:
- Deep in their hearts, they all remember Tunnel 17.
All hail Digger-of-Unnecessarily-Convoluted-Tunnels! | |
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Penguin NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-07-18 Location : Wild Gray Yonder
| Subject: Re: It's true - everything in Australia wants to kill you Mon Apr 12, 2010 6:30 am | |
| Is it any wonder that Australia is training for the robot uprising? | |
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Snoof Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-14 Location : Sydney, Australia
| Subject: Re: It's true - everything in Australia wants to kill you Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:30 am | |
| - Raine wrote:
- JadeAngel wrote:
- Raine wrote:
- This is highly unusual because wombats are normally quite docile.
Say what? Wombats are small furry homicidal footstools. If you're ever in Australia and you hear a sound like HurrumpHurrumpHurrumpHurrump coming at you at knee level, climb the nearest tree. Seriously. Well yes, they can be terrible little beasts from hell if the situation is right, but most other times they act indifferent to a human being near them and go on their merry way. This doesn't make them safer. If you're standing in a wombat's way, it won't walk around you, it'll walk _over_ you. | |
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Penguin NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-07-18 Location : Wild Gray Yonder
| Subject: Re: It's true - everything in Australia wants to kill you Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:51 am | |
| - Quote :
- Kelly Smith, who works at the Flowerdale Hotel, said the
wombat had emerged from under Mr Kringle's caravan before attacking him."Bruce managed to find an axe and killed it,'' Ms Smith told AAP. What Mr. Kringle may look like: [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] | |
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Chris91 Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 57 Location : Salem, Mass., USA
| Subject: Re: It's true - everything in Australia wants to kill you Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:05 pm | |
| I know I'm about to open myself up to accusations of necroposting, but I was thinking of this thread just now and it inspired me to create this poster: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | |
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