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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:24 am

'Defiantly' for 'definitely'. Just because you're certain to do something, doesn't mean you can go around throwing it in the universe's face. Save your defiance for after you've pushed your luck one too many times...

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"Germany and Austria shared a short, private look before the bespectacled man lowered his head and licked at the tip of Germany’s reaction"
Then Germany kneed the glasses-wearing weirdo in the ribs and went back to fooling around with Austria. It was unkind to treat orgy newbies in such a fashion, but it was the only way some of them would learn to ask before joining in.

Why do people write like this? Are Austria's glasses an integral part of the chemistry class sex scene or something?
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:34 am

I don't know how many fics I've read where the characters where going to collage.

That's right, they were paying big bucks to be educated by a picture made from lots of other pictures.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:49 am

"He had a long scare on his face."
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:40 pm

[quote="Blinky"]
Quote :
THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS
Woof!
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:33 am

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"Get him out of her!" he shouted.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:06 pm

Lady Anne wrote:
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"Get him out of her!" he shouted.

"We're trying, sir, but she won't let go!" :roflmao:
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:54 pm

Rabid Badger wrote:
Lady Anne wrote:
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"Get him out of her!" he shouted.

"We're trying, sir, but she won't let go!" :roflmao:

"She cannae take the pressure much longer- she's sucking it in and there's no going back! I can only do so much!"
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:49 pm

these are my own typing fail.

Alan Rickman = Anal Rockman
Han Solo = Nah Solor

I really don't know how I managed either one, but I gave myself some lulz.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:49 am

FreakEgg wrote:
Anal Rockman
The new game in which Roll and Zero try and get Megaman to stop obsessively cleaning his house!
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:44 pm

Someone posted a section of a story to the Weeping Cock LJ community last night in which the author apparently is not aware that spellcheck can mislead you:

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Kres had arrived a few seconds after and watched threw a window. Kate served threw the channels finding noting on. When she felt her boobs getting hot and itchy and said what’s wrong with my boobs all the sudden she exclaimed as she starting groping them. She blushed a bit as she felt a surge of pleasure wash threw them.

It actually took me a few minutes to figure out that they she 'surfed' through the channels. I'm wondering now what word she used that the spellcheck would've given 'served' as a possible replacement.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:52 pm

@Rabid Badger: You're leaving out the part where she started throwing things; specifically a window, the channels, and her boobs.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:45 pm

Chaltab wrote:
FreakEgg wrote:
Anal Rockman
The new game in which Roll and Zero try and get Megaman to stop obsessively cleaning his house!
"You don't understand! If the dishes aren't arranged in a certain way, a Bunby Catcher will carry me to hell!" Upset
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:36 am

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He assaulted my most sensitive spot with his tongue and lips while he slipped a finder inside of me.
I wonder what he was looking for.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:45 am

While that is a somewhat humorous misspelling, I'm laughing more at the use of 'assaulted' there. Needless to say my mental image of what was happening changed rather abruptly when I got to 'my most sensitive spot'.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:51 pm

"Anal Rockman" sounds like a character from Flintstones porn.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:19 pm

No Eileen you've cursed it into existence!
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:32 pm

From a Shutter Island fic:

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I shook my head, trying to rid myself of the questions. I eased myself down onto the cot, and rolled over to face the wall. I really had not planned on falling asleep, but I did. The constant sound of water dripping onto the concrete was like an aphrodisiac.
That word doesn't mean what you think it means.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:08 am

Lady Anne wrote:
From a Shutter Island fic:

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I shook my head, trying to rid myself of the questions. I eased myself down onto the cot, and rolled over to face the wall. I really had not planned on falling asleep, but I did. The constant sound of water dripping onto the concrete was like an aphrodisiac.
That word doesn't mean what you think it means.

What I want to know is what word did the author mean to use?
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:19 am

Rabid Badger wrote:
Lady Anne wrote:
From a Shutter Island fic:

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I shook my head, trying to rid myself of the questions. I eased myself down onto the cot, and rolled over to face the wall. I really had not planned on falling asleep, but I did. The constant sound of water dripping onto the concrete was like an aphrodisiac.
That word doesn't mean what you think it means.

What I want to know is what word did the author mean to use?
Sedative, maybe? Soporific? Tranquilizer?
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sun Mar 21, 2010 1:09 am

Anesthetic?
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:55 am

Lady Anne wrote:
Rabid Badger wrote:
Lady Anne wrote:
From a Shutter Island fic:

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I shook my head, trying to rid myself of the questions. I eased myself down onto the cot, and rolled over to face the wall. I really had not planned on falling asleep, but I did. The constant sound of water dripping onto the concrete was like an aphrodisiac.
That word doesn't mean what you think it means.

What I want to know is what word did the author mean to use?
Sedative, maybe? Soporific? Tranquilizer?

Someone hasn't been paying attention to the meanings of the words in the Thesaurus again, have they?
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:42 am

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Socalized medicine is on the way.
Aaaahhhhh! We'll all be required to get plastic surgery!
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:20 pm

"He was abstracted by the sight of her breasts"

I've noticed quite a lot of people using abstracted instead of distracted recently, and I think that a popular author did it, and then a bunch of kids who don't read books just copied it, thinking 'ooh, big word! Must be right'
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:09 pm

Chaltab wrote:
No Eileen you've cursed it into existence!

Obviously you haven't seen this. Sporked on the old GAFF board.

(NWS, by the way.)
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:09 am

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"He was abstracted by the sight of her breasts"

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