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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat Dec 25, 2010 9:11 am

I found this summary of a Titanic/X-Men crossover badfic:

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a girl lost makes a wish and meats some amazing people
There's cannibals on the Titanic!
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:28 am

I once saw someone write 'mother' rather than 'mouth'.
The sentence was particularly awful anyway, "He stuck his tongue in his partner's mother."
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:22 pm

I just read this sentence in a story's summary:

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Trouble soon fallows the Moody Siblings.
The Moody siblings were left unproductive by trouble? scratch
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:48 pm

I see 'fallows' ALL the time, and I don't understand it. It doesn't even SOUND... Well, I guess maybe if you're thinking 'fall', 'fall-ows'... But really. Wow. So many people do it, though.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:25 pm

From a bad profile:

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I am a dedicated drawer.
What do they put in you?
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:10 am

To be fair, drawer doesn't just mean a kind of furniture you put stuff in.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:39 pm

Lurv wrote:
To be fair, drawer doesn't just mean a kind of furniture you put stuff in.

No, but for most people who are out of elementary school, someone who does artwork is generally considered to be an artist. Saying your a drawer conjures up images of kids in second grade painting with finger paint. Or at least it does for me.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat Apr 16, 2011 8:20 am

It's spelt Angels, not Angles!

FOR GODSSAKES GET IT RIGHT! ANGELS!

See, this is what happens when you rely soley on your automatic spellcheck. If you're not sure, try both and LOOK THEM UP IN THE FUCKING DICTIONARY!

Angel: A heavenly messenger; a spirit whosefunction it is to convey God's will to man; an old English coin worth about 10 shillings bearing the figure of the archangel Michael; a lovable person; a dear.

Angle: A corner; the point at which two lines meet; the amount of turning made by revolving a straight line in a plane, round a point in itself, from one direction to another; a point of view.

OR

Angle: A member of a Teutonic tribe which, along with the Jutes and Saxons, invaded England in the 5th century and gave their name to this country.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat Apr 16, 2011 2:40 pm

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to play Guess That Word!

From an otherwise-okay Big Time Rush fic:

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hylicanating

Anyone? Anyone?

Here's a little context for you:

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"Ok he has a pulse, a bad one though, it's really high." Logan said, his thumb placed firmly on James wrist, Logan took his other hand and placed it on James forehead. "He is hot, hot enough to start hylicanating." As if on cue, James suddenly started thrashing around, screaming and crying out.

So I'm guessing . . . "hallucinating"?

Worst. Typo. Ever.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat Apr 16, 2011 7:09 pm

EileenK98 wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to play Guess That Word!

From an otherwise-okay Big Time Rush fic:

Quote :
hylicanating

Anyone? Anyone?

Here's a little context for you:

Quote :
"Ok he has a pulse, a bad one though, it's really high." Logan said, his thumb placed firmly on James wrist, Logan took his other hand and placed it on James forehead. "He is hot, hot enough to start hylicanating." As if on cue, James suddenly started thrashing around, screaming and crying out.

So I'm guessing . . . "hallucinating"?

Worst. Typo. Ever.

Okay, this one intrigued me so much I actually typed 'He is hot enough to start hylicanating' into a word document, then spell-checked it, and it came up with 'no such word found.' Typing it into several on-line dictionaries, the closest word I could come up with was 'incantation.'

This is author derp, plain and simple.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:26 pm

I stumbled upon a rather lovely typo earlier this morning:

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He put his cock into her virginia
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:51 pm

knightwithoutacause wrote:
I stumbled upon a rather lovely typo earlier this morning:

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He put his cock into her virginia

This would only work if you took out the 'her' and capitalized Virginia.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:56 pm

I found this in the summary of a new Titanic Sue-fic:

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Will she fall in love with 5th Officer Harold Lowe or will she parish and die on the sinking ship.
par·ish/ˈpariSH/Noun


1. (in the Christian Church) A small administrative district typically having its own church and a priest or pastor.

2. (in Louisiana) A territorial division corresponding to a county in other states.

It would be lolworthy if this character somehow did parish. How do you verb a noun?

Also, if you both perish and die, did you die twice?
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:36 pm

Lady Anne wrote:
I found this in the summary of a new Titanic Sue-fic:

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Will she fall in love with 5th Officer Harold Lowe or will she parish and die on the sinking ship.
par·ish/ˈpariSH/Noun


1. (in the Christian Church) A small administrative district typically having its own church and a priest or pastor.

2. (in Louisiana) A territorial division corresponding to a county in other states.

It would be lolworthy if this character somehow did parish. How do you verb a noun?

Also, if you both perish and die, did you die twice?

I don't think you can perish And die. You could do one or the other, but if you did both, you'd cancel yourself out and come back to life. And God knows, if it's a Titanic Sue, the last thing we need is it surviving!
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Wed May 18, 2011 6:22 am

My Immortal has brilliant ones...

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He yelled pointing his womb

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They were going to go to St Mangos

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"Volfemort has him bondage!"

(So can we add Draco/Voldemort to the pairings?)

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"CUM NOW!1!" Preacher McGongel yielded.

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Snoop polled down his pants. There was a dork mark on his you-know-what!
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat May 21, 2011 7:46 pm

From Mello, the same Silent Hill slashfic I brought up on "Terrible Turns of Phrase"

Chapter 18 wrote:
"How would Henry's life be if you were dead?" She asked, "Shirley his life has changed for the better with you in it."

"Please don't bring him up." He could not handle another fight with Henry being a point for argument. Alex wanted to try to keep him out of any subject that the convocation might bring.

I've mentioned before I'm a trollfic writer with a fondness for the Cupertino (or, as my web browser's SC puts it, Pertinacious) effect, but even I can't come up with shit like this.

Numerous chapters in this story include a disclaimer admitting its unbeta'd status. I'd volunteer if I thought I could help the author keep the Homecoming characters IC.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat May 21, 2011 8:08 pm

[quote="Pengwolf"]From Mello, the same Silent Hill slashfic I brought up on "Terrible Turns of Phrase"

Chapter 18 wrote:
"How would Henry's life be if you were dead?" She asked, "Shirley his life has changed for the better with you in it."

Am I the only person hearing Leslie Nielson from 'Airplane' here?

"Surely you're joking!"

"I'm not joking, and stop calling me Shirley!"
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sun May 22, 2011 1:45 am

You are so not the only one, Badger. It was the first thing I thought of, even though I hate those movies.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sun May 22, 2011 3:54 pm

From a program for a performance of The Phantom of the Opera:

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A Graveyard in Perris
For those who don't know, Paris is a city in France and the setting of The Phantom of the Opera. Perris is a town in southern California which, while it has a cemetery, is definitely not the setting of The Phantom of the Opera (and the closest thing to an opera house in Perris is the Bob Glass Gym, which has a stage, bleachers, and lousy acoustics).
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:51 am

Summary for the oddly named Confinement1

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The few final moments of occupant 201 as she discovers her home has become her own prison. M for her unfortunate faith.

This being another Silent Hill fic, I guess it could kinda make sense.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:55 pm

I just found this in an Earth's Children fic:

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He was too wound up to just lay there, so instead he grabbed his weapons and his parka, as it was still chili in the mornings and went to find Snowpatch.
Must be some really lousy chili, if he needs weapons to defend against it.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:04 pm

Pengwolf wrote:
Summary for the oddly named Confinement1

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The few final moments of occupant 201 as she discovers her home has become her own prison. M for her unfortunate faith.

This being another Silent Hill fic, I guess it could kinda make sense.

Unfortunate faith? scratch As in she doesn't believe in the afterlife or something? I can't even figure out what that was that supposed to be...?
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:19 pm

Owlish wrote:
Pengwolf wrote:
Summary for the oddly named Confinement1

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The few final moments of occupant 201 as she discovers her home has become her own prison. M for her unfortunate faith.

This being another Silent Hill fic, I guess it could kinda make sense.

Unfortunate faith? scratch As in she doesn't believe in the afterlife or something? I can't even figure out what that was that supposed to be...?

Fate, presumably. Something bad was going to happen to her.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:49 pm

Sheba wrote:
Owlish wrote:
Pengwolf wrote:
Summary for the oddly named Confinement1

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The few final moments of occupant 201 as she discovers her home has become her own prison. M for her unfortunate faith.

This being another Silent Hill fic, I guess it could kinda make sense.

Unfortunate faith? scratch As in she doesn't believe in the afterlife or something? I can't even figure out what that was that supposed to be...?

Fate, presumably. Something bad was going to happen to her.

OHHH thank you. LOL I guess I assumed that everyone would notice the difference between "th" and "t" sounds...
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:44 pm

Lady Anne wrote:
From a program for a performance of The Phantom of the Opera:

Quote :
A Graveyard in Perris
For those who don't know, Paris is a city in France and the setting of The Phantom of the Opera. Perris is a town in southern California which, while it has a cemetery, is definitely not the setting of The Phantom of the Opera (and the closest thing to an opera house in Perris is the Bob Glass Gym, which has a stage, bleachers, and lousy acoustics).

Actually, they probably meant "Perros", as Perros-Guirec was the burial place of Christine's father.
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