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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Mon Jul 30, 2012 8:57 pm

From a Star Wars fic:

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Closing his eyes briefly he tried to clam himself.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Aug 02, 2012 9:55 am

Exodia's Right Leg wrote:
It's... kind of strange to have English as a second language and still have better grammar than the average American internet user.

From my experience, this is actually perfectly normal, to the point where I almost expect it! English (and by extension American) people seem to be the worst in the world for butchering their own language. It's shameful, really.

Back on topic: I nominate a line from Full Life Consequences: "the pants were dead".
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:09 pm

Considering that Full Life Consequences was a trollfic...
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:23 pm

Well,the thread title isn't "Humorous Unintentional Misspellings.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat Nov 24, 2012 9:32 pm

From a Hunger Games fic:

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Peeta say's genitally patting my belly causing baby to kick hard at its father's touch.
Baby knows daddy is a pervert.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat Dec 01, 2012 8:54 pm

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I couldn't stop the shover that ran through my body.
Must be one hell of a shove to run through your body. Either that, or you're seriously underweight.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:43 pm

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A/N: Alas, here we are for the third chapter!
You know it's a badfic when even the author is dreading the next chapter.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:13 pm

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They mummify, rather than having incests eat them.
I wasn't aware that eating was incestuous.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:04 pm

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I crotch down and look at it.
Sounds physically impossible.

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A woman handing bowels of soup to people says.
Food poisoning FTW!
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Mon Mar 11, 2013 10:08 am

I read one oven in fanfiction, about a meteor strike, that had me laughing.

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They stared in horror as a huge firrball streaked across the sky.

Oh noes! The giant space cat has returned. And it's been licking it's fur!!!eleventy one!

Run for your lives!
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Mon Mar 11, 2013 10:54 am

Lady Anne wrote:
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They mummify, rather than having incests eat them.
I wasn't aware that eating was incestuous.

Probably depends on what said person is eating...
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:42 pm

I've seen this one several times:

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A tear ran down her check.
Wouldn't a tissue work better?
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat May 25, 2013 10:06 pm

From a church flyer left on the windshield of my car:

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Come warship with us.
God hates autocorrect.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:10 pm

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The compartment door opened and Hermione's eyes were greeted by a mane of fire-engine read hair.
Funny--I never thought fire engines could read.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:02 pm

From a sign I saw today:

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For Sale or Leash
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Mon May 26, 2014 11:29 am

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She wiggled her ass against the bugle in the front of his shorts.

She's just playing him.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Wed Jul 02, 2014 10:53 pm

Lady Anne wrote:
From a sign I saw today:

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For Sale or Leash

Buy the house, or become the landlord's bondage slave and get free rent!
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Wed Jul 09, 2014 10:06 am

Lady Anne wrote:
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She wiggled her ass against the bugle in the front of his shorts.

She's just playing him.
Hahahahaha why is this so funny to me >.<
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Jul 10, 2014 3:20 pm

She saw he was horny.....
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sun Jul 13, 2014 11:54 am

“You’ll get yourself killed lady,” Gimli piped in.

Apparently Aragorn is female now…
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