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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:13 pm

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For instance, mine presents "tuba" as the first choice to replace "toba", and if you remember that these people don't read, you can see where they could get "toba" instead of "toga" ... they're not writing words, they're transcribing sounds, and "b" and "g" can be fairly easily mistaken for each other, especially in some regional accents.

Or, you know, it could be because G and B are kinda close to each other on the keyboard.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:10 pm

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Ooh, remembered a fic which featured a rapist "taking out his person from his pants". It took me about five read-throughs to be sure I wasn't just reading that wrongly, and I'm still not sure whether it's a typo or just a fantastically clumsy attempt at being euphemistic.

Then there's "The Eye Of Argon", my personal favourite typo from which is the mention of the guards "removing the food and water bowels" from a cell.
And while we're on Eye of Argon, there's always "they cannot feet their families". That's probably the one part I can not read without cracking up.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:58 pm

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Ooh, remembered a fic which featured a rapist "taking out his person from his pants". It took me about five read-throughs to be sure I wasn't just reading that wrongly, and I'm still not sure whether it's a typo or just a fantastically clumsy attempt at being euphemistic.

Then there's "The Eye Of Argon", my personal favourite typo from which is the mention of the guards "removing the food and water bowels" from a cell.
And while we're on Eye of Argon, there's always "they cannot feet their families". That's probably the one part I can not read without cracking up.

"I am Brother Grignr, of the Cult of the Seventh-Day Goat-Fondlers. Would you like some pamphlets?"
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:20 pm

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Ooh, remembered a fic which featured a rapist "taking out his person from his pants". It took me about five read-throughs to be sure I wasn't just reading that wrongly, and I'm still not sure whether it's a typo or just a fantastically clumsy attempt at being euphemistic.

Then there's "The Eye Of Argon", my personal favourite typo from which is the mention of the guards "removing the food and water bowels" from a cell.
And while we're on Eye of Argon, there's always "they cannot feet their families". That's probably the one part I can not read without cracking up.

"I am Brother Grignr, of the Cult of the Seventh-Day Goat-Fondlers. Would you like some pamphlets?"
"Grignr"? Tell me that's some sort of bizarre typo or something.

I once read a fanfic with the line "Your a stupid hor".
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:36 pm

Nope, that's the character's actual name. Grignr.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:45 am

Perhaps an ancestor of Brisingr?

Seriously, there's also a deity called Mrifk. The Eye of Argon is pretty amazing; there's a reason why reading it out loud without laughing is a competitive sport at some science fiction conventions. I wrote about its thesaurus abuse on my blog a while back -- that famous entry that also involved me attempting to draw.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:00 pm

I saw this one over in New Releases:

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ALSO, BOYS GOT THE WRONG IDEA ABOUT HER BECAUSE SHE HAD BIG
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:08 pm

Crookshanks!
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:53 pm

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They received a standing ovulation.

They really hated all the bloating, cramping and pain that came with it though.

Here's another one from an InuYasha fic:

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You ever do it with a mink?

I like my sex partners to be homo sapiens, thank you very much.

And one from a Pokemon story review:

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How do her sisters and friends react to her being pregnet?

The pregnet has you, Misty.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:54 pm

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Lady Anne wrote:
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They received a standing ovulation.

They really hated all the bloating, cramping and pain that came with it though.

Here's another one from an InuYasha fic:

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You ever do it with a mink?

I like my sex partners to be homo sapiens, thank you very much.

And one from a Pokemon story review:

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How do her sisters and friends react to her being pregnet?

The pregnet has you, Misty.

how is babby formed? how Misty get praganet?
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:01 pm

Ooh, I forgot to mention the person who inserted an extra A in a strategic place in the name of a character named Martin the Warrior. Yep, "Martian the Warrior". Somehow I doubt the tapestry of the famous warrior saint would have the same impact if he was bright green and had feelers.

And then there was a fic entitled "Harry Potter and the Twelve Legendary Worriers". Methinks legendary *warriors* would be more useful.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:36 pm

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You ever do it with a mink?

I like my sex partners to be homo sapiens, thank you very much.
Do you have any idea what "mink" was supposed to say because I'm stumped. scratch
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:17 pm

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And then there was a fic entitled "Harry Potter and the Twelve Legendary Worriers". Methinks legendary *warriors* would be more useful.
I loled at this. That would actually make a good title for a satire.

I once saw a humorous typo in the prayer in the church program. What the minister meant to say was, "Shine through us and show us the way." Instead, because of too much reliance on spellcheck, it came out, "Whine through us and show us the way."
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:06 pm

Now I'm imagining Jesus posting on livejournal.

"No one understands me! Oh. My. Dad, will you people just stop hating each other already!? I'm gonna start cutting myself, for the love of me!"
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:55 pm

I imagined it more like this:
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Romans made me carry a bit of wood, like, for ages then they fucking nailed me to it and stuck a spear in me. FML.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:46 pm

ZoZo and Chaltab, I love you both. Have each others babies for me.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:50 pm

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You ever do it with a mink?

I like my sex partners to be homo sapiens, thank you very much.
Do you have any idea what "mink" was supposed to say because I'm stumped. scratch

My guess would be "minx." Older word for a woman who, depending on your interpretation, was either just an outrageous flirt or a slut.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:41 am

I'm guessing they meant "monk" for "mink" - Shinto monk since it's an anime continuum.

As for whining Jesus, is anyone else here familiar with Ghastly's Ghastly Comic and its character Drunk and Bitter Jesus?
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:13 pm

My personal favorite will always be the LoTR Aragorn/Sue porn that featured cunnilingus between her quacking thighs.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:45 pm

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My personal favorite will always be the LoTR Aragorn/Sue porn that featured cunnilingus between her quacking thighs.

Shocked Duck!Sue?
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:55 pm

Sheba wrote:
Foxfire wrote:
My personal favorite will always be the LoTR Aragorn/Sue porn that featured cunnilingus between her quacking thighs.

Shocked Duck!Sue?
Worse: DuckThigh!Sue. The mental image I have is pretty horrifying, but it makes me wish I could draw.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:40 pm

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rated M for HEVEY SUGESTIVE THEMES in later
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I saw this while browsing the HP section of the Pit.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:11 pm

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Ooh, I forgot to mention the person who inserted an extra A in a strategic place in the name of a character named Martin the Warrior. Yep, "Martian the Warrior".
"Where is the kaboom? There was supposed to be a Mossflower-shattering kaboom!"
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:48 am

"Large Hardon collider."

That one's appeared so many times, I'm convinced there must be a conspiracy.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:34 am

ZoZo wrote:
Sheba wrote:
Foxfire wrote:
My personal favorite will always be the LoTR Aragorn/Sue porn that featured cunnilingus between her quacking thighs.

Shocked Duck!Sue?
Worse: DuckThigh!Sue. The mental image I have is pretty horrifying, but it makes me wish I could draw.

It should be done in the style of Harry's 'dangerously mooing cow'.
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