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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Jul 30, 2009 4:33 pm

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"Where is the kaboom? There was supposed to be a Mossflower-shattering kaboom!"

It's your brain exploding.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:04 am

There's an author in the Supernatural section of FF.net called 'A Hopless Romantic'. I couldn't bring myself to read the fic after that.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:30 am

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There's an author in the Supernatural section of FF.net called 'A Hopless Romantic'. I couldn't bring myself to read the fic after that.
But what if it's the touching tale of a dyspraxic who is taught how to jump on one leg by the man of her dreams?
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:33 am

Misused words are more fun than plain bad spelling. I've seen Harry Potter characters drinking "Buttbeer" and "Butterbear", being taught by "Albus Doubledore" and "Professor McGoggle" ... it just goes on and on.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:28 pm

That last post warped my mind into imagining Professor McGoogle, who can look up anything instantly. I think I need to get some sleep to make up for my lack of caffeine.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:07 am

Wandering Critic wrote:
That last post warped my mind into imagining Professor McGoogle, who can look up anything instantly. I think I need to get some sleep to make up for my lack of caffeine.
That'd be Hermione in a few years' time, then...
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:23 pm

I found this one in a Titanic fic.

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He gave a violet shiver.
Purple cold!
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:11 am

Lady Anne wrote:
I found this one in a Titanic fic.

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He gave a violet shiver.
Purple cold!
That's what you get from standing in the purple rain!
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:03 pm

In a story I was writing today:
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Chel staggered over to me and upholstered her gun
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:41 am

"She rested her chin genitally on his shoulder."
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:29 pm

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"She rested her chin genitally on his shoulder."
Cockchin!
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:31 pm

[quote="Chaltab"]In a story I was writing today:
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Chel staggered over to me and upholstered her gun

So did she go for the basic black leatherette or the nice green chintz with the cabbage roses on it? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:59 am

Glorfindel wrote:
There's an author in the Supernatural section of FF.net called 'A Hopless Romantic'. I couldn't bring myself to read the fic after that.

Or maybe the romantic just doesn't want to drink any ale. You know, what with being intoxicated on love and all that?
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:44 pm

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You ever do it with a mink?

I like my sex partners to be homo sapiens, thank you very much.
Do you have any idea what "mink" was supposed to say because I'm stumped. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

My guess would be "minx." Older word for a woman who, depending on your interpretation, was either just an outrageous flirt or a slut.

Actually, it was monk. The story had Miroku raping himself. Some voice in his head forced him to insert his erect penis into his own rectum. Of course, he also got mpreg. At time time, I said "I don't even want to know if that's physically possible." Naturally, someone on the board showed that it was... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Anyway, a fic I got reminded of recently had some bad spelling in it. [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]'s author definitely did not have English as his/her first language.

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Disclaimer: I don't have tome for this legal shirt.

Sorry legal shirt, but you've got to make do with the small books.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:56 pm

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Oh, the years had pasted
But first they'd copied.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:12 pm

I love how the Harry Potter fandom features so prominently in all rants/sporks about misspellings and/or wrong word-usage.

The most recent gem I found had Lucius Malfoy defecating to the side of Light.


(Can we say "Oh, SHIT!" now?)
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:37 pm

Sometimes I think these spelling mistakes happen because people actually USE the spellchecker. They misspell a word, and it comes up so they pick one of the corrections but they don't pay attention to the correction, or they don't know what it means.

And they don't proofread.

Spellcheck is a start but it is not sufficient.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:49 pm

Or somebody has an unhealthy fixation with their dictionary/thesaurus.

Both theories are valid, IMO.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:21 pm

germankitty wrote:
The most recent gem I found had Lucius Malfoy defecating to the side of Light.

I imagine it along the same lines as "I fart in your general direction".
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:53 am

germankitty wrote:
I love how the Harry Potter fandom features so prominently in all rants/sporks about misspellings and/or wrong word-usage.

The most recent gem I found had Lucius Malfoy defecating to the side of Light.


(Can we say "Oh, SHIT!" now?)

Maybe it's sleep deprivation, but I had to reread that a few times to understand what the original meaning was supposed to be, and not, like, Lucius Malfoy teleporting his poop to the Order of the Phoenix's dinner table... which right now only seems slightly out of character.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sun Nov 29, 2009 11:00 am

I just found these in an Earth's Children fic (the fic is actually pretty good, but a few of the mistakes just made me lol).

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This woman has been beaten by a snake!
*pictures someone using a snake as a whip*

Not quite a misspelling, but it made me lol anyway:

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Brun was pleased to see the Clan return loaded.
Hmm...I guess they must have some Crimean marijuana.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat Dec 05, 2009 4:35 pm

I snarked an X-Men fic way back when in which the kids
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rung their hands
and I still haven't figured out whether it was a secondary mutation, the side effect of a brush-on with the Technarchy, or something that only happens when you've been SMSing for twenty hours straight.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat Dec 05, 2009 4:42 pm

While searching for goodfic in the Naruto section of the Pit (I know, impossible), I discovered:

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Oroachamru

Now, you'd think that the fanbrat would be able to spell a major character's name correctly, especially since said character's name is used as one of the character sub-categories.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:54 pm

Someone posted a Hetalia slash fanfic to Weeeping Cock last night which contained the phrase ""Germany and Austria shared a short, private look before the bespectacled man lowered his head and licked at the tip of Germany’s reaction" Actually, the word 'reaction' appeared several times, and seemed to be interchangeable with the word 'erection.' I do not think that word means what the author thinks it means.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sun Dec 20, 2009 8:09 pm

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Inside the Great Hall we could see Dumbledork

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THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS

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Butt we cannot do this

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Then Dumbledum and Rumbridge sawed us

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“You fucking bustard!” yelled Draco at Vampire. “I want to shit next to her!1”

My Immortal, such pure, undistilled Failwin.
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