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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:03 pm

Guard in an Oblivion mod talking about the Arena wrote:
... the steaks of life and death...
Is that like an eating contest?
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Fri Mar 26, 2010 1:04 pm

They're actually an element of Carnivore mythology. Their Adam figure, George Foreman, ate of the Steak of Life while his wife ate of the Steak of Death, thus bringing spoilage into the world.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:01 am

Someone's comment on Starmen about their comic. A crappy, low content comic at that.

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^^ it took me 20 minuets to think of that.
I've heard some folks summoning muses, sometimes even cutting off body parts. But French slow-dancing? And twenty at once?!

Watch out kids WE GOT OURSELVES A ROBERT ZEMECKIS HERE.

Why the fuck am I seeing this typo more frequently as of late?
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:24 pm

Lembech wrote:
Someone's comment on Starmen about their comic. A crappy, low content comic at that.

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^^ it took me 20 minuets to think of that.
I've heard some folks summoning muses, sometimes even cutting off body parts. But French slow-dancing? And twenty at once?!

Watch out kids WE GOT OURSELVES A ROBERT ZEMECKIS HERE.

Why the fuck am I seeing this typo more frequently as of late?

Because the world is becoming progressively more stupid?

They should try the Samba. Nice, peppy dance; tends to attract muses very quickly.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:18 pm

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"No, Bruce, don't change; we can't explain Barman and Nightwing being on board."
After his epic battle with the Joker, Batman decided to save Gotham City from the evils of alcohol.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:16 am

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Bella Swan has lived in Forks all her life, but she is the most un-populist girl because her dad is the chief of police. But then the Cullen's came too town and everything changed. No vampires.
The Cullens are populists! Which branch of the Tea Party do they belong to?
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Wed Jul 28, 2010 8:51 pm

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“Uba! She’s been beaten by a snake!”
That's how Neanderthals handled those uppity women.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:38 pm

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Bella Swan has lived in Forks all her life, but she is the most un-populist girl because her dad is the chief of police. But then the Cullen's came too town and everything changed. No vampires.
The Cullens are populists! Which branch of the Tea Party do they belong to?

And do the undead even have voting rights?
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:56 am

Rabid Badger wrote:
Lady Anne wrote:
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Bella Swan has lived in Forks all her life, but she is the most un-populist girl because her dad is the chief of police. But then the Cullen's came too town and everything changed. No vampires.
The Cullens are populists! Which branch of the Tea Party do they belong to?

And do the undead even have voting rights?

Only in Chicago.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:25 am

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Suddenly, everywon wan'ts to be my freind! It's wunderful. But Harry is
the only MAN for me. I have many other goffick friends now. Al the prepz comited genocide in thier rooms coz they could not handle it.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:36 am

And then my personal favorite,

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“You fucking bustard!” yelled Draco at Vampire. “I want to shit next to her!1”

My Immortal, such pure, undistilled Failwin.[/quote]

Lol such is the Sue power of Ebony that the Slytherins must even compete with large flightless birds for her affection
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:02 pm

I'm more impressed by the fact that they're apparently willing to undergo gender reassignment to spend time with her, even in the most mundane occasions.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:24 pm

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Lol such is the Sue power of Ebony that the Slytherins must even compete with large flightless birds for her affection
It's okay, the competition aren't known for being fast movers.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:48 am

This one doesn't come from a fanfic, but rather from an online debate about gay marriage, but it's pretty funny anyway.

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What is your point? You do know Satan knows the scriptures well and even tried to use them to temp jesus in the desert.
Bolding mine. So, what kind of temporary jobs did Satan try to hire Jesus for? Or was he trying to hire someone to temporarily take Jesus' place?
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sun Aug 15, 2010 12:16 am

ZoZo wrote:
Sheba wrote:
Foxfire wrote:
My personal favorite will always be the LoTR Aragorn/Sue porn that featured cunnilingus between her quacking thighs.

Shocked Duck!Sue?
Worse: DuckThigh!Sue. The mental image I have is pretty horrifying, but it makes me wish I could draw.
What, no one else thinks of Leda and the Swan*? Feathered glory on her loosening thighs...

I came across that typo recently too, made especially funny by context: Rorschach talking about his ''quacking hands" in the leadup to an important moment. He would probably cut his hands off at that point, LOL.

*YMMV on how safe for work that 2nd link is; classical nudity and bestiality abound.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:29 pm

I just read a fic where the author put tentacles and they clearly meant testicles. lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:31 pm

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I just read a fic where the author put tentacles and they clearly meant testicles. lol.

So you're saying that some tentacle porn is accidental?
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:41 pm

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I just read a fic where the author put tentacles and they clearly meant testicles. lol.

So you're saying that some tentacle porn is accidental?

Great Cthulu is not pleased by this.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Tue Aug 31, 2010 11:07 am

EileenK98 wrote:
Ya-u wrote:
I just read a fic where the author put tentacles and they clearly meant testicles. lol.

So you're saying that some tentacle porn is accidental?

At least this tentacle porn was accidental. I don't know about the rest of it. XD
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Sat Sep 04, 2010 11:19 am

This summary has a certain je ne sais quoi about it.

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Drawn to the ancient ruins below her family's estates, a descendant of the Hero frees and befriends the forgotten Wind Mage; will she be his savoir or fall from the darkness inside his heart? VaatiXOC PLZ R&R! ENJOY

(I love it when this sort of thing happens.)
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Tue Oct 05, 2010 7:17 pm

I just came across another one, where a woman is in labour and she
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rubbed her thighs and groined.
I believe the thighs add something special to that sentence.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Tue Oct 05, 2010 7:53 pm

ellecue wrote:
What, no one else thinks of Leda and the Swan*? Feathered glory on her loosening thighs...

This just makes me shudder because it reminds me of duck penises, before the analysis of DaVinci's and Michaelangelo's depiction(sp?) of the poem (during art history class)
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:11 pm

Someone needs to write a badfic about the ducks' sexual arms race... and call it Gettin' Duck Tail (awhoo oo).

Really? No takers? Motherduckers.

I guess it would be a fowl and poultry effort anyway.

(hey, it's the misspellings thread, where else am I supposed to fit in 4 puns?)
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Oct 07, 2010 2:43 pm

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Spoiler'd for size. I was talking to someone on AIM about a story idea I had. Needless to say, I misspelled a word and the above picture was born.
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PostSubject: Re: Humorous Misspellings   Thu Oct 07, 2010 3:10 pm

Shingzyl wrote:
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Spoiler'd for size. I was talking to someone on AIM about a story idea I had. Needless to say, I misspelled a word and the above picture was born.

Linking in case I'm not the only one the image isn't loading for.
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