Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME

Not that I've heard of.

My god are we still talking about this guy?

He hasn't done anything in months jesus...

Because if we keep talking about him long enough, sooner or later he WILL do something and we will all be entertained once again. It's like if you clap your hands hard enough, all the faeries I ever killed will come back to life (and start biting me on the face).

We certainly didn't have to wait long for him to resurface....Check out these two sterling examples of self-delusion and self-pity he spewed onto Facebook over the weekend.

Chris91 wrote:

We certainly didn't have to wait long for him to resurface....Check out these two sterling examples of self-delusion and self-pity he spewed onto Facebook over the weekend.

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For some reason that first one actually made me feel a bit sorry for him. Occasionally I think of him as a real person and not just a lolcow and I feel bad for laughing at his expense.

Then I remember what a twat he is and it doesn't seem so bad.

Well, it looks like CWC is one step closer to getting that jail sentence he so richly deserves...according to the CWCki his court case from last October's brouhaha at the Game Place has now gone to the grand jury.

Well ladies and gentlemen, I've finally found out a place where chris-chan is hiding. Gaia Online, Yes the site that's infested with little kids and hasn't been good since '05. I have reason to believe that Chris-Chan is hiding there in an attempt to get away from all the shit that is blowing over on his main site.

linky?

It appears to be true, I signed on just to give the information you guys need about Chris-Chan or whatever his name really is.

For the last year a very annoying piece of shit has been hanging around bothering anybody and everybody and making new accounts constantly, trying to flirt with anything female and referring to himself as both a male and a female although he claims to be straight. He told one or two people about his real name and identity and those people finally got fed up with his shit and revealed it. Chris-Chan is on Gaia, and he has the following known usernames:

Nightmare_Mittens
Demonic Values
xx The Underworld xx
Captain Bonecold
Nocturne_Mittens

Nobody has been able to get rid of him because Gaia's priorities sure as hell aren't in customer service. He claims now to be a 23 year old named Bryan who lives with his mother and pretends whenever he makes a new account that the account isn't his and pretends to know nothing about what anyone is talking about.

If you want to "say hi" to Chris feel free, we'll all thank you for it!!!

It kind of doesn't surprise me that Chris-chan would be on Gaia. That would be the perfect place for him to lurk.

I'm honestly surprised CWCWiki hasn't got an article of his previous on there.

You can't tell me that he has only just discovered the place.

No wai. Somebody should tell CWCki so that investigations can take place.

There are rumors going around that Chris is now claiming he has recently lost his virginity.

Either those rumors are false or he's lying through his teeth.

I'd say the latter.

Wow. I'm totally holding my breath for the 16th. I'm not all that familiar with the US criminal justice system; just how big a deal is a Grand Jury trial?

xerrofoot wrote:

I'd say the latter.

Wow. I'm totally holding my breath for the 16th. I'm not all that familiar with the US criminal justice system; just how big a deal is a Grand Jury trial?

It has the name 'grand' in it, you'd think it'd be big, but, no... just no....

Chris is a terrible liar. Whenever he wants to deny or hide something he just draws a lot of attention to it. He uses Suspíciously Specific Denials seriously.

Exodia's Right Leg wrote:

Chris is a terrible liar. Whenever he wants to deny or hide something he just draws a lot of attention to it. He uses Suspíciously Specific Denials seriously.

we're talking about CWC not our Chris91 right?

Reidmar wrote:

Exodia's Right Leg wrote:

Chris is a terrible liar. Whenever he wants to deny or hide something he just draws a lot of attention to it. He uses Suspíciously Specific Denials seriously.

we're talking about CWC not our Chris91 right?

My long-standing theory is that Chris91 hates CWC as much as he does because CWC reminds our Chris of himself, so he feels a need to put an emphasis on the few differences between them.

I do have to hand it to our Chris that CWC is more pathetic than he is. But that's because he's so infamous and heavily researched. Heavens know what our Chris does when he isn't whining on WGW.

Snake Bandage wrote:

Reidmar wrote:

Exodia's Right Leg wrote:

Chris is a terrible liar. Whenever he wants to deny or hide something he just draws a lot of attention to it. He uses Suspíciously Specific Denials seriously.

we're talking about CWC not our Chris91 right?

My long-standing theory is that Chris91 hates CWC as much as he does because CWC reminds our Chris of himself, so he feels a need to put an emphasis on the few differences between them.

I do have to hand it to our Chris that CWC is more pathetic than he is. But that's because he's so infamous and heavily researched. Heavens know what our Chris does when he isn't whining on WGW.

So, I vote we send mikey over to find out what he does.

Reidmar wrote:

Snake Bandage wrote:

Reidmar wrote:

Exodia's Right Leg wrote:

Chris is a terrible liar. Whenever he wants to deny or hide something he just draws a lot of attention to it. He uses Suspíciously Specific Denials seriously.

we're talking about CWC not our Chris91 right?

My long-standing theory is that Chris91 hates CWC as much as he does because CWC reminds our Chris of himself, so he feels a need to put an emphasis on the few differences between them.

I do have to hand it to our Chris that CWC is more pathetic than he is. But that's because he's so infamous and heavily researched. Heavens know what our Chris does when he isn't whining on WGW.

So, I vote we send mikey over to find out what he does.

Bet you want to be the fly in the wall with the popcorn for that encounter.

... IT'S LIKE YOU'RE IN MY MIND! :O

Snake Bandage wrote:

My long-standing theory is that Chris91 hates CWC as much as he does because CWC reminds our Chris of himself, so he feels a need to put an emphasis on the few differences between them.

Yeah, well, your theory is dead wrong. The differences between me and him are legion. I hate CWC for the same reason everyone else does-- he's a racist, sexist, homophobic, deranged egomaniac with all the social graces of a brain-damaged gnat. I don't see anything of myself-- or anyone else, for that matter --in the walking insult to evolution known as Christian Weston Chandler. As I've said before, one of the crucial differences between me and Chandler is that unlike him I've got the brains to keep my lousy artwork to myself; another major difference is that I would never put paranoid rants like this on my answering machine.

Chris91 wrote:

Snake Bandage wrote:

My long-standing theory is that Chris91 hates CWC as much as he does because CWC reminds our Chris of himself, so he feels a need to put an emphasis on the few differences between them.

Yeah, well, your theory is dead wrong. The differences between me and him are legion. I hate CWC for the same reason everyone else does-- he's a racist, sexist, homophobic, deranged egomaniac with all the social graces of a brain-damaged gnat.

"Brain-damaged gnat" doesn't really fit. Because a gnat is completely harmless and totally unnoticed most of the time, and therefore isn't capable of the displays of lunacy that CWC is.

CWC is more like a hyper howler monkey.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

CWC is more like a brain-damaged howler monkey who has been repeatedly abused and tormented by the whitecoats who keep him.

Fixed.