Fifty Shades of Grey

SirDixonDongs wrote:

woudl erotic fat albert fanfic be fifty shades of hey hey hey

I just want you to know that when I finally see you IRL, imma punch you for this one.

rae wrote:

SirDixonDongs wrote:

woudl erotic fat albert fanfic be fifty shades of hey hey hey

I just want you to know that when I finally see you IRL, imma punch you for this one.

then would donkey porn fic be fifty shades of bray

Seems an apt metaphor for marriage in general.

if it was a cockring i would be all over that shit

Chapter 5 with Maximilia, theweirdkind, Braigwen, Somath Cegem, and Lurv.

Oh, my god. It really has been too long since you read, Somath. I'd forgotten how much I laugh. <3

Chapter 6 with theweirdkind, Braigwen, Somath Cegem, Maximilia, Penguin, and Alhazred.

50 Shades.. the Musical!

Asked my family what they wanted for Christmas, both sisters said 50 Shades of Grey. I'm tempted to buy them cute socks then take the recordings you did and put them on a CD "Here you go, 50 Shades of Grey."

oh god yes do it for the love of god

SirDixonDongs wrote:

oh god yes do it for the love of god

Totally seconding this.

Also now planning to do this for everyone I know.

WD40 wrote:

SirDixonDongs wrote:

oh god yes do it for the love of god

Totally seconding this.

Also now planning to do this for everyone I know.

Thirded. Be sure to upload it so everyone here at WGW can laugh thier lungs out from the sheer shock of your sister's faces

Are you kidding? The best bit is going to be my parents going "YOU GOT THEM PORN??!!!??"

And the socks are very adorable

bleachedblackcat wrote:

Asked my family what they wanted for Christmas, both sisters said 50 Shades of Grey. I'm tempted to buy them cute socks then take the recordings you did and put them on a CD "Here you go, 50 Shades of Grey."

That would be awesome. How old are your sisters though?

I'm glad mine are still kids so I won't have to worry about them reading these books.

22 and 20, one's married and the other is living with her boyfriend, so it's not as though you'd be corrupting them or anything.

Chapter 7 with theweirdkind, Braigwen, Maximilia, Penguin, and Alhazred.

Unless you guys hold out past 8pm, I won't be there. Sorry.

Chapter 8 with theweirdkind, rae, Maximilia, Penguin, SirDixonDongs, Alhazred, and Lurv.

Chapter 9 with Penguin, SirDixonDongs, Alhazred, Lurv, theweirdkind, rae, and Maximilia.

Chapter 10 with theweirdkind, Braigwen, Somath Cegem, Maximilia, and Lurv.

... I'd like to join in along with the snarking, but alas there's two problems. The first, I've never read 50 shades of shit; the second being, I'm not sure you'd want my voice in on your snarks... you'd probably be all too busy wondering just how my voice got so deep.

Reidmar wrote:

... I'd like to join in along with the snarking, but alas there's two problems. The first, I've never read 50 shades of shit; the second being, I'm not sure you'd want my voice in on your snarks... you'd probably be all too busy wondering just how my voice got so deep.

ehhhhhhhhhhh my voice gets progressively deeper w each recording so i sound less like a middle aged lesbian or some shit its all cool