OK, I am cheating here, because the fic is some huge-ass motherfucker called The Brotherhood by HardBoiled , but I am only snarking th 34 chapter, Happy HallowGeekoween. I have not even read the rest of it, and I really do not give a damn. So, yeah.
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- Chris and Kine are sitting on deckchairs with sunglasses and margaritas. “Hello readers of , HardBoiled’s been doing a lot of serious stories lately and quite frankly, he needs a little break. And by break, I mean a funny story or two. And what better way then a flashback back to Halloween at school.” said Kine into the camera.
These are OCs I do not know and do not give a shit about. Oh yeah, we are in for some funs times here.
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- “Oh yeah, that was classic. One of our best one’s yet.” agreed Chris.
Oh, you think so, do you?
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- “So sit back and enjoy another great moment of the Brotherhood tormenting the X-Geeks.” snickered Kine.
Yeah, the X-Men are real threatened by you guys.
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- The camera cut to footage of Chris spying on the X-Men as they arrive at school. “Greetings folks, it’s Halloween here in Bayville and that’s means the weirdos are coming out. Speaking of which, here comes the geek squad.” chuckled Chris.
Yeah, making your bullshit OC the narrator/ center of attention always wins points. I know nothing about this guy but his name and I already know he is a Stu.
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- Scott was dressed as Abraham Lincoln, Jean as Catwoman, Kurt had a Starfleet costume on, Evan was a pirate, Rogue was dressed as a vampire, and Kitty was dressed as Lara Croft (Yes, Lance was drooling when he saw her.).
I like how her school apparently allows for Lara Croft's costume in the dresscode. Ours got us a royal bitching out is an inch of belly skin showed for any reason ever.
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- The Xavier students’ mouths dropped practically to the floor when they saw the Brotherhood’s costumes. The Brotherhood was dressed as the X-Men.
Her har, what a lark! All in good fun, my fine fellows!
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- “Greetings. I am Dorkalops and we are the loser brigade.” said Lance as he and the rest of the Brotherhood approached the X-Men. “Dorkalops?” growled Summers.
"That's the cleverest and most biting insult I ever heard!"
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- “And I’m Miss Perfect. Don’t even bother trying to converse with me because you are far beneath me.” said Fred in the most condescending femine voice he could muster. “Why you…” growled Jean
"I am so upset about the fat kid pretending to be hot like me. Oh wait, no I'm not. This is fucking stupid."
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- “Howdy folks, I’m Professor Baldo Wacko. YAHOOOOO!” yelled Chris, who was doing wheelies in the wheelchair.
Haha, what a card, this Chris. Surely one of the great OCs of our time.
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- “Rarrrrr!” roared Toad was trying to slice the table with his straws.
Oh, Toad, you are so clever. It is no wonder I am basing like 20 snarks after you for some goddamn reason. Wut.
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- “I’m Miss Depression, nothing I do matters. I live alone and I’ll die alone, no one will ever love me.” said Kine in a mockingly sad voice.
"I like women's clothes and long walks on the beach."
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- “And I am the world’s fastest, smartest, sexist, greatest being alive Quicksilver!” yelled Pietro proudly.
"I can't be arsed to be clever!"
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- “Well I wasn’t going to lower myself by dressing up as one of you losers but I was kind enough to make these costumes for all of them.” replied Pietro.
Wow. Pietro is quite the little housewife there.
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- “Professor Wacko, may I resume my natural position of sticking my head up your rear end?”
Ooooh, you almost said a naughty word~!
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- “I am Spyke. Despite all the spikes all over my body, I still do not have one in between my legs.” chuckled John.
OH MAN WHATTA ZINGER! It sure does make me care if this John guy is supposed to be Pyro or is another OC that sucks.
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- Evan tackled him and the two started fighting. Scott and Lance started fist fighting
Ho, sir, I challenge you to a bought of fisticuffs!
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- “Hi ho silver!” cheered Chris before he ran over Jean’s foot.
Ha ha! Clever retribution for a world of woes brought upon him by the X-geeks of a thousand lifetimes, wot wot.
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- Soon everyone from both sides were duking it out until they were separated by several teachers. “What happened here?” demanded Kelly. “Rarr!” roared Toad, pointing at the X-Men.
"Oh, I see then. Carry on."
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- “Yep, it was there fault.” said Kine.
Correct use of 'their' is for canon characters and the tragically uncool.
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- I have video camera footage of the whole thing.” said Pietro.
God, what a nark.
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- “Scott. I am very disappointed in you and your friends. You attack these boys unprovoked and without any reason. Care to explain why?” demanded Kelly.
"Well, one of them is fat."
"Oh, OK."
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- Scott stood there dumbfounded. “Fine, you and your friends can think about an answer in detention.” said Kelly. “Except Kitty, she had nothing to do with this.” said Lance. “Fine, I’m just let her off with a warning.” said Kelly.
"Since I guess I take orders from you now."
Also, what about Chris? He ran over Jean's foot for no reason. Fuck it, nvrmd, end is coming.
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- “Lance, you are such a jerk!” yelled Kitty as the rest of the X-Men were escorted to detention.
"I wanted detention tooooo~!"
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- “Alright, I did what you asked now had it over.” grumbled Kelly. Kine pulled out a microchip.
Microships are the wave of the future.
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- “This contains all of our photos we have with you and Dorothy.” snickered Kine.
"Damnit, I help one girl find her way home to Kansas and I am branded for life!"
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- “Blackmail is such a beautiful thing.” said Fred.
Like sunshine and flowers~! <3 <3 <3
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- “Rarr.” said Toad, nodding his head.
YEY my hero!!!
Sorry if this snark is not so good I am a little and the drunk side right nao. Happy Halloween guys.
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