Subject: Re: What the Guys Think - Azumangah Daioh LOLSNORE from one of our own Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:57 pm
quamp wrote:
2. I'm not perfect, and as being a human, I'm going to screw up now and then. If you can't handle that, GET OVER IT.
YEAH LEAVE HIM ALONE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T READ IT GOSH YOU GUYS
Malganis Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10
Subject: Re: What the Guys Think - Azumangah Daioh LOLSNORE from one of our own Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:00 pm
quamp wrote:
I'm not perfect, and as being a human, I'm going to screw up now and then. If you can't handle that, GET OVER IT.
quamp. We can handle the fact that you wrote a piece of lulz-worthy crap just fine. Look. Look how well we're handling it.
Also, seriously, dood, how COULD you write this and not think it's grade-A spork material? Seriously, did you really write those atrociously cliched, amazingly unerotic, hilariously horrible sex scenes with a straight face?
Come now.
Uh... not like that.
Sorsa A. Jänis Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-08-21 Age : 35 Location : Mental hospital in a Finnish closet
Subject: Re: What the Guys Think - Azumangah Daioh LOLSNORE from one of our own Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:27 am
I'm very surprised that Quamp is acting like your average fanbrat, but well he did write this piece hilarity as well.
At least he's a bit interesting now when he stood up to defend himself.
Knorg Behind Blue Eyes
Join date : 2009-06-06 Age : 41 Location : The Forest
Subject: Re: What the Guys Think - Azumangah Daioh LOLSNORE from one of our own Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:26 pm
Sat down and grabbed some pocky to chew on while defending himself, I think you mean.
Quote :
I'm going to screw up now and then
Now and then may be regarded as a misfortune, but for 50+ stories over tens of thousands of words looks like carelessness. etc.
Wolf
Join date : 2009-08-25 Age : 42
Subject: Re: What the Guys Think - Azumangah Daioh LOLSNORE from one of our own Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:05 am
I keep thinking that, judging by his love of clumsy euphemisms, "every now and then" is just Quamp's way of saying "every time I fire up the word processor."
Aggie Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-11
Subject: Re: What the Guys Think - Azumangah Daioh LOLSNORE from one of our own Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:43 am
Subject: Re: What the Guys Think - Azumangah Daioh LOLSNORE from one of our own Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:19 am
ilu Mafi
Thanks for hopping off the troll train
Mafiosa You crack me up, little buddy!
Join date : 2009-06-03
Subject: Re: What the Guys Think - Azumangah Daioh LOLSNORE from one of our own Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:37 am
Bamshalam wrote:
ilu Mafi
Thanks for hopping off the troll train
Awwww, as long as shit stays fun I'll keep off trollan.
Aggie Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-11
Subject: Re: What the Guys Think - Azumangah Daioh LOLSNORE from one of our own Sun Oct 11, 2009 3:13 pm
Thanks Mafiosa; that's just what I needed. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Malganis Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10
Subject: Re: What the Guys Think - Azumangah Daioh LOLSNORE from one of our own Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:23 pm
Bamshalam wrote:
ilu Mafi
Thanks for hopping off the troll train
Aww, come on ride it
Zeiss Manifold Ants got into everyone
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 33 Location : In the Land of Foppery and Whim
Subject: Re: What the Guys Think - Azumangah Daioh LOLSNORE from one of our own Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:19 pm
And just in time for the holidays, here's more quamp - for your ears!
Yes, three quampy gems*, as read and soundtracked by yours truly. Collect 'em all! *These are some of his more recent works - It took a long while for quamp to learn the virtues of formatting, and I can't follow block paragraphs at four in the morning.
"Don't Believe Everything You Read" (Follow along here)
Quote :
Gina also caressed Penny's ample rack with her hand, slowly feeling the ebony goddess' sweater meat.
"Contest" (Follow along here)
Quote :
"Oh, don't be shy! Feeling private places can be fun!" Haruhi said.
"The More The Merrier" (Follow along here)
Quote :
"We have a problem though. That dildo has only three prongs while there are four of us." Mio said as Yui stripped.
All in one ZIP
Enjoy!
grmblfjx Hot and Botherer
Join date : 2009-06-10
Subject: Re: What the Guys Think - Azumangah Daioh LOLSNORE from one of our own Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:52 pm
What's "sweater meat"- boobs?
caffeine addict
Join date : 2009-10-11
Subject: Re: What the Guys Think - Azumangah Daioh LOLSNORE from one of our own Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:15 pm
"Sweater meat" makes me think of dicknipples. Do not fucking want.
Bamshalam Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-10
Subject: Re: What the Guys Think - Azumangah Daioh LOLSNORE from one of our own Sun Oct 11, 2009 7:14 pm
Goddammit when will people learn that using the word Ebony does not endear black women to them
And neither does likening us to chocolate. Just don't fucking do it.
Malganis Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10
Subject: Re: What the Guys Think - Azumangah Daioh LOLSNORE from one of our own Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:32 pm
grmblfjx wrote:
What's "sweater meat"- boobs?
Yeah, it is, but it always makes me think of literal meat, wrapped in a sweater. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Bamshalam wrote:
Goddammit when will people learn that using the word Ebony does not endear black women to them
What about the magazine?
Quote :
And neither does likening us to chocolate. Just don't fucking do it.
Whenever I see that, I think of someone who is literally made of chocolate.
Mmmm, chocolate.
Reepicheep-chan Important Person
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 38 Location : IN A SEXY NEW CONDO
Subject: Re: What the Guys Think - Azumangah Daioh LOLSNORE from one of our own Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:39 pm
Bamshalam wrote:
Goddammit when will people learn that using the word Ebony does not endear black women to them
And neither does likening us to chocolate. Just don't fucking do it.
Haha, I have only heard chocolate referring to black men, but I never understood that either.
Mafiosa You crack me up, little buddy!
Join date : 2009-06-03
Subject: Re: What the Guys Think - Azumangah Daioh LOLSNORE from one of our own Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:57 pm
Bamshalam wrote:
Goddammit when will people learn that using the word Ebony does not endear black women to them
And neither does likening us to chocolate. Just don't fucking do it.
What about brown sugaaaa
...Why are people always compared to food?
Bamshalam Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-10
Subject: Re: What the Guys Think - Azumangah Daioh LOLSNORE from one of our own Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:19 pm
Malganis wrote:
What about the magazine? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
I'm none too fond of the magazine, either, but it's been a while since I've looked at it.
Reepicheep-chan wrote:
Haha, I have only heard chocolate referring to black men, but I never understood that either.
A guy at the bank hit on my mom with that once, saying that it was because of women like her that 'he hasn't touched vanilla in years'. He was a real charmer, that one.
Mafiosa wrote:
What about brown sugaaaa
...Why are people always compared to food?
Oh my god I once had a guy ask me to jump into his oatmeal because he needed brown sugar in it. I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE MR. GUY YOU'RE SO CLEVER WHY DON'T I JUST JUMP ON YOUR DICK INSTEAD.
And I don't even know why people insist on comparing people to food. Those metaphors are about as worn down as likening someone's penis to a pole or breed of snake.
Root Admin Administrator
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 35 Location : 997
Subject: Re: What the Guys Think - Azumangah Daioh LOLSNORE from one of our own Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:40 pm
Oh hey, we read one of Quamp's stories last night, and it was epic. I'm dead serious, I was inspired to change my avatar to commemorate such a great event.
Quamp, come back and keep writing, that way the lulz will never end!
EDIT: :roflmao:
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Penguin NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-07-18 Location : Wild Gray Yonder
Subject: Re: What the Guys Think - Azumangah Daioh LOLSNORE from one of our own Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:01 am
Bamshalam wrote:
And neither does likening us to chocolate. Just don't fucking do it.
I always cringe when I read that as a descriptor. Nice to know it's justified. >_>
Also, due to an incident in tech school, whenever I hear something like "chocolate baby" I think of massive turds. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
myeerah Contributor
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 46
Subject: Re: What the Guys Think - Azumangah Daioh LOLSNORE from one of our own Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:49 pm
Calling a race of people "chocolate" is stupid, but I don't see it as a bad thing (only when not overused, mine you) in describing a particular shading. I'd say it's up there with "peaches 'n' cream" or "olive" or "cinnamon."
Bamshalam Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-10
Subject: Re: What the Guys Think - Azumangah Daioh LOLSNORE from one of our own Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:57 pm
Describing someone as having olive tones isn't nearly as fetishistic, though, and that's the main problem I have with being described as chocolaty. That, and it's worn out as hell.
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