The Onion Being Offensive? OH NOES

Oh, I know all about T-shirt Hell and how they get a kick out of raping coma victims.

What really tickles me about this thread is how this entire forum is dedicated to a lot of carping about stuff people don't like, and how people scream for "brain bleach" and start paraphrasing Niemoller because some thirteen year old wrote a shitty fanfic - to the point where there's even a contest to see who can fool the most thirteen year olds before telling them how much their taste in amateur fanfiction sucks. Yet when someone complains about something "we" think is funny, cool, clever etc. OMG THEY'RE STOOOOPID.

PS:

How many of Penguin's friends does it take to fuck a horse with a lightbulb?
OMG HE'S NOT MY FRIEND WE JUST HANG OUT TOGETHER SHUT UUUUP

Cyberwulf wrote:

Oh, I know all about T-shirt Hell and how they get a kick out of raping coma victims.

What really tickles me about this thread is how this entire forum is dedicated to a lot of carping about stuff people don't like, and how people scream for "brain bleach" and start paraphrasing Niemoller because some thirteen year old wrote a shitty fanfic - to the point where there's even a contest to see who can fool the most thirteen year olds before telling them how much their taste in amateur fanfiction sucks. Yet when someone complains about something "we" think is funny, cool, clever etc. OMG THEY'RE STOOOOPID.

PS:

How many of Penguin's friends does it take to fuck a horse with a lightbulb?
OMG HE'S NOT MY FRIEND WE JUST HANG OUT TOGETHER SHUT UUUUP

I'm glad you could take time out of your busy schedule responding to Phoenix Wright kink memes to lecture us about sensitivity.

Cyberwulf is right. There is nothing funny about dropping anvils on cats. You'd have to be some kind of kitty-hater to laugh at something so horrible. Fuck you all, you insensitive pricks.

Cyberwulf wrote:

What really tickles me about this thread is how this entire forum is dedicated to a lot of carping about stuff people don't like, and how people scream for "brain bleach" and start paraphrasing Niemoller because some thirteen year old wrote a shitty fanfic - to the point where there's even a contest to see who can fool the most thirteen year olds before telling them how much their taste in amateur fanfiction sucks. I totally expect a community like that to be 100% mature, devoted to political correctness, and not warped at all in any way, and am proud to count myself as a member of such philosophical praetorians.

Lysander wrote:

Cyberwulf is right. There is nothing funny about dropping anvils on cats. You'd have to be some kind of kitty-hater to laugh at something so horrible. Fuck you all, you insensitive pricks.

Guys, this is why that's not funny.

Informal poll:

Nature vs. Nurture--can one be born with no sense of humor, or is it something one has to be raised to?

Well, dropping anvils on cats isn't funny when they're real anvils and real cats. When it's Tom & Jerry, however, it has the potential to be hilarious. See, this is the difference between fiction and reality... use this as a metaphor for this argument as a whole, Cyberwulf.

Edit: Oh lawd did I just make a literal translation of what Lysander just wrote? Please tell me I made a separate point.

Dr. Professor Science wrote:

Well, dropping anvils on cats isn't funny when they're real anvils and real cats. When it's Tom & Jerry, however, it has the potential to be hilarious.

I don't get it. How is that a joke? It doesn't have the words "Knock knock," or "Who's there?", so it's clearly not a joke. Explain what's so funny about it.

You'd think Cyberwulf and Melissa would get along better considering they both have the same inoffensive sense lack of humor.

Lysander wrote:

Cyberwulf is right. There is nothing funny about dropping anvils on cats. You'd have to be some kind of kitty-hater to laugh at something so horrible. Fuck you all, you insensitive pricks.

I lol'd :lolinsane:

Oh, Cyberwulf. Always trying to pass off her head banging on the keyboard as dissenting opinions.

I looked at all the T-shirts The Onion had to offer. I thought most of them were sorta funny. Though, the only one I'd buy for myself would be the one about a deep appreciation for the Muppets. I read the article they referrenced and thought it was funny and I really am a fan of the Muppets.
I think the funniest article The Onion ever ran was the one about the Hammurderer. They could make a T-shirt about that, but it would probably offend people.
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