Sink Hole Opens Inside GM's "Corvette Museum"

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Eight valuable 'vettes at Bowling Green, Kentucky's National Corvette Museum fell victim to a 40-foot-wide, 20-foot-deep sinkhole that opened up in the facility's yellow Sky Dome wing.

This is evidence that God hates bailouts (or just people, it's hard to tell).

Buy Ford.

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The museum unofficially estimates it caused millions of dollars in damage.

Federal government to throw money at problem until unions ejaculate.

Buy Ford.

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Using remote-controlled drones, geologists and engineers from nearby Western Kentucky University have already explored the sinkhole

I do not rest easy at night knowing these bungling idiots are in charge of dealing with the ground falling down beneath us.

Though sinkholes are common in Kentucky. The majority of the state is built on limestone (something about "Karst Topography"), which is easily eroded by the water table or underground streams or whatever. This causes a lot of caverns to exist throughout the state, and obviously THAT causes a lot of Earth Collapse when the caves either become too big to support themselves, or some fool puts a few tons of overrated machinery on top of a cave.

Buy Ford.   

The sinister Mole-Men of the Under-Earth have struck again, I see.

Though I was certain I told them to burrow under the Smithsonian, not a fucking Corvette museum.

I mean, what?

You really think Ford's hands are clean in the bailout shenanigans?

TheIan wrote:

The sinister Mole-Men of the Under-Earth have struck again, I see.

Though I was certain I told them to burrow under the Smithsonian, not a fucking Corvette museum.

I mean, what?

Must...resist...Underminer...reference... *sudden realization* DAMMIT!!!

Is there any reason why I should give a flying fuck about this?

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Buy Ford.

I did. The fucking thing is overheating.

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Cyberwulf wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Buy Ford.

I did. The fucking thing is overheating.

GAWD, women and cars.

Did you put antifreeze in it? Have you minded your oil changes?

If yes, you can at least take solace in the fact that none of your tax dollars when to subsidize a crappy product.  

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

If yes, you can at least take solace in the fact that none of your tax dollars when to subsidize a crappy product.  

Except Ford took a shitload of money, too. They were just smarter about it. Zero-interest "loans" and guarantees are more palatable to the public, apparently.

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And, you know, Cyberwulf is British. So her tax money didn't go to any of that either.

Mikey, just because you're sucking ford off and being all "Yes Master, thank you master for making me pay more money for this piece of shit, I love you master." (replace master with Ford) and Wulf is British means little to nothing, considering you, y'know, are ragging on GM when you're busy sucking Ford's cock