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PostSubject: Sticking needles down your pee hole   Sticking needles down your pee hole EmptyFri Jun 12, 2009 1:50 pm

Saw this over at TVTropes and just had to bring it here.

King of The Hill Episode 1:Peggy's Revenge by Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabadu. The summary:

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Peggy Hill has had just about enough of Hank's Narrow Urethra and she aims to set things straight.
Also this is the authors only fic. Now, let's begin.

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“Did you enjoy your lobster,” asked Hank Hill. “It was d-liscious,” said his wife Peggy. As they do every year on their anniversary Hank took his wife Peggy out to a fancy French restaurant and got her drunk on champagne. Hank had looked forward to this for a long time since it was one day he was guaranteed sex.
Really? Because Hank always kinda came off as asexual to me.

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Peggy trudged over to the bedroom stripped naked, laid on the bed, and spread her legs.
Peggy made the bedroom strip? Anyway, Peggy wants to do a little foreplay but Hank doesn't want to because it would make him like some "faggot Frenchman." and we see Peggy disgusted by Hank's appearance and he's crap in the sack.

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Hank undressed slowly. Peggy watched in disgust as her overweight husband’s man bosoms and belly came into sight. Hank then took of his pants exposing his 3 ½ inch wiener. “Yup, you married one sexy man Peggy,” said Hank admiring his body which he kept shaved hairless below the neck. Hank climbed up getting into position. He then thrust forward several times missing Peggy’s beaver and hitting her thigh. “Ohhhhh Gawwwwwd!,” Hank shouted in ecstasy as he blew his load all over Peggy’s leg.
This, of course, frustrates Peggy so she decides to have an affair. Later, after she goes grocery shopping, she realizes she forgot her purse and goes back to the house to get it. There, she sees Lucky, naked, jacking off to some porn. Seeing his 10 incher, she jacks off too and faints. Once she comes to. she tells Lucky about her problem with Hank they decide to teach him a lesson.

Later, when Hank comes home, someone puts a sack over his head and strangles him until he passes out. When he comes to, he sees this:

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“Oh my God!,” Hank said stunned. He could not believe what he saw; his wife was naked and making out with John Redcorn who was also naked and Lucky was standing there laughing also naked. “Peggy how could you,” Hank said shocked. Peggy answered him, “Just shut the fuck you worthless tird. I have needs that have never been satisfied and now you can watch how real men with normal sized penises and urethras fuck.” “But Peggy,” Hank began to blubber.
Hank is a seal now.

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Instantly a smack caught him in the side of the head. Lucky said, “You don’t do or say anything unless you are told or I’ll hurt you bad. Do you understand?” Hank nodded his head yes. “Okay John Redcorn why don’t you show this bitch what you’ve got,” laughed Lucky. “With pleasure,” said John. Peggy grabbed Redcorn’s dick and started rubbing it to erection. “Oh my,” Peggy was amazed by it’s size it was even longer than Lucky’s and as wide as her forearm. His scrotum looked like a deflated football. “How big is it?” “Fifteen inches and I’m going to make you take it all.”
And John proceeds to fuck Peggy.

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John Redcorn started fucking Peggy like an animal. He fucked her hard with long fuck strokes fucking his cock in her all the way to the balls.
And tore up her insides.

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I watched on in horror for what seemed like an eternity as Peggy had one screaming orgasm after another. After about two hours of fucking and more orgasms than Hank could count Redcorn let out a grunt and filled Peggy with his nut juice. When he pulled out Hank could see what looked like gallons of semen leaking from his wife cooze.
Peggy's cooze is like a bathtub overflowing with water. Now Lucky decides to do something about Hank's pesky narrow urethra. So, he goes get a needle.

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Peggy chimed in, “Do it Lucky. This is payback for years of crappy narrow urethra sex.” Hank started screaming at the top of his lungs trying to escape Redcorn’s grip but it was no use, he was to weak compared to the native american. Lucky slowly inserted the long needle down hanks urethra blood started coming out as the needle hit the other end. Hank gave up struggling and just started crying. “Funny thing about these needles. They’re very brittle. If you try to bend them they just snap,” said Lucky. Hank looked on in horror as Lucky reached down and grabbed his dick. Lucky began bending Hank’s dick with the needle still in it and sure enough the needle broke into shards piercing the insides of Hank’s miniscule digit. Hank screamed again and passed out from the pain.
There's also scat, so have fun.


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PostSubject: Re: Sticking needles down your pee hole   Sticking needles down your pee hole EmptyFri Jun 12, 2009 2:00 pm

You know, every time that I begin to wonder if I have seen it all, New Releases never fails to eventually dredge up something. Though more for the obsession with urethrae than for the pen0r-torture or the gallons of spoo.
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PostSubject: Re: Sticking needles down your pee hole   Sticking needles down your pee hole EmptyFri Jun 12, 2009 2:48 pm

You win the "title that made me wince before I even read the post" award. Shocked

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He fucked her hard with long fuck strokes fucking his cock in her all the way to the balls.
Worst Cluster F Bomb ever!
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PostSubject: Re: Sticking needles down your pee hole   Sticking needles down your pee hole EmptyFri Jun 12, 2009 5:59 pm

*crosses legs* Ugh.

I never even really watched King of the Hill, and I still get the sense that this is really OOC and bad. Because it just...is.
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PostSubject: Re: Sticking needles down your pee hole   Sticking needles down your pee hole EmptyFri Jun 12, 2009 6:15 pm

You know, DeeDee, I don't think there IS any daytime cartoon show that would have it be in character for people to fuck eachother's urethras.
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PostSubject: Re: Sticking needles down your pee hole   Sticking needles down your pee hole EmptyFri Jun 12, 2009 6:20 pm

I can't think of a whole lot of shows that aren't daytime cartoons where that would be particularly similar to canon, either.
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PostSubject: Re: Sticking needles down your pee hole   Sticking needles down your pee hole EmptyFri Jun 12, 2009 6:34 pm

Dude. I feel sorry for Hank; he's an ass sometimes, but doesn't deserve this. I'm not a huge KOTH fan, but it's entertaining.
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PostSubject: Re: Sticking needles down your pee hole   Sticking needles down your pee hole EmptyFri Jun 12, 2009 11:01 pm

I must say, I only came in here because of the title. I stayed because I couldn't take my eyes off of it. It's like a car accident with mangled body parts sticking every which way. Must. Look.
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