Man dies after sex with hornet's nest

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Police discovered a 35-year-old farmer dead and extremely bloated at his property on Monday in Ystad, Sweden, this week, after he apparently bumped fuglys with a hornets’ nest and sustained an insane number of stings.

Can't imagine how this would seem like a good idea. Unless you'd want to die, and even then it's still a bad idea.

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Following an autopsy that revealed Hasse had 146 stings on his body – 54 of those on his genitals – authorities came to the conclusion he tried to have sex with the hornets’ nest.

Police are said to have found semen and the deceased man’s pubic hair on a few of the dead insects and at the opening of the nest.

Well at least he died happy.

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The Swedish newspaper Nyheterna Sverige interviewed Siv During Livh, a psychologist who specializes in fetishism and bizarre sexual fantasies. “Attempting to have intercourse with a hornet’s nest is a very bad idea,”

Ya think?

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"I do not even think about the pain he must have suffered both [during the act] and the pain incurred by the attack.”

"so I'll just go with "ouch." Yeah. "Ouch.""

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The original source for the story has now been traced to a satirical website in Sweden, which reported the stinging tale back in September, 2012.

It was originally reported animal rights campaigners were concerned about the wellbeing of the hornets, but we are now fairly sure no hornets (or men called Hasse) were harmed in the making of this story.

It appears I'm not the only one this story has Onioned

Whether it's fake or not you successfully made me for a few moments.

You just know someone, somewhere, is now going to try this, just to see what happens. Because human stupidity has no limits.