So, someone sent me this link wanting to know if the website's "English to Elven" translator was any good. Of course it isn't, the website isn't even meant for LotR, so its translator is complete bunk. But this website reminds me of a time, long ago, when the computers in the Tech Lab were all black and white, and the screens were only 8 inches wide. Allow me to introduce to you:
The Rayven's Nest
First, what hits you is the music. That tinny, fake piano music. Next you try to scroll down, but the scroll bar is going insane! You can't see why it would either, until you take a look at the source code. There's some lovely little Javascript to make the word "Welcome" zoom past you, over and over.
There's more to this, but the flying text and the horrible music is making me allergic to this website. Also, I wrote everything out, and it promptly killed the "post" button, and I don't feel like doing it all over again.