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Malganis Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Chocolate factory worker dies after falling into vat of chocolate Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:55 pm | |
| Very sad and strange... - Quote :
- A temp worker at a Camden chocolate processing plant died this morning after he fell into an eight-foot vat that was mixing and melting chocolate to be used in Hershey's candy.
Vincent Smith II, 29, of Camden, was standing atop a platform and tossing blocks of solid, raw chocolate into the tank, Jason Laughlin, spokesman for the Camden County Prosecutor's Office, said.
The tank was heated at 120 degrees Fahrenheit, and paddles inside stirred the chocolate as it was thrown in.
When Smith fell around 10:30 a.m., one of his three coworkers on the platform immediately rushed to turn the machine off and the two others tried to pull him out.
But Smith had been struck by one of the paddles, suffering fatal injuries. He was pronounced dead at the scene, and Camden firefighters pulled his chocolate-covered body out of the tank. Couldn't they have some way of putting the chocolate in there without using a guy standing above a very hot vat with big paddles in it, throwing the chocolate overboard? That just seems like an accident waiting to happen... which, apparently happened. At least put the guy in a safety harness so he doesn't tumble in. | |
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Spotts1701 Chief Cook and Bottle Washer
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 45 Location : New Vertiform City
| Subject: Re: Chocolate factory worker dies after falling into vat of chocolate Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:09 pm | |
| Is it bad of me that I thought of at least a dozen people who would think this would be the most awesome way to kick off? | |
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Narwhal Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: Chocolate factory worker dies after falling into vat of chocolate Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:20 pm | |
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Mafiosa You crack me up, little buddy!
Join date : 2009-06-03
| Subject: Re: Chocolate factory worker dies after falling into vat of chocolate Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:22 pm | |
| Narwhal you ass, you beat me to it. | |
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Raine Challenge Winner!
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 37 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Chocolate factory worker dies after falling into vat of chocolate Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:29 pm | |
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Lady Anne NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-12 Age : 48 Location : The land of the fruits and nuts
| Subject: Re: Chocolate factory worker dies after falling into vat of chocolate Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:39 pm | |
| I can think of worse ways to die. On the other hand, I hope that batch of chocolate was thrown out. Can you imagine eating it? :tongue2: | |
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KGarrett Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-07-07 Age : 1013 Location : New York, aka the most boring state there is.
| Subject: Re: Chocolate factory worker dies after falling into vat of chocolate Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:10 pm | |
| "Waiter, there's a corpse in my chocolate!" | |
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Narwhal Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: Chocolate factory worker dies after falling into vat of chocolate Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:35 pm | |
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InkWeaver Harriet Tubman
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 34 Location : Home of the peanuts.
| Subject: Re: Chocolate factory worker dies after falling into vat of chocolate Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:12 am | |
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Aggie Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-11
| Subject: Re: Chocolate factory worker dies after falling into vat of chocolate Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:58 am | |
| - Lady Anne wrote:
- I can think of worse ways to die.
On the other hand, I hope that batch of chocolate was thrown out. Can you imagine eating it? :tongue2: Soylent Choco is made from people! | |
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Rabid Badger And This is Why I Need Medication
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: Chocolate factory worker dies after falling into vat of chocolate Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:09 am | |
| - KGarrett wrote:
- "Waiter, there's a corpse in my chocolate!"
"Hush, or everyone else will be wanting one too!" | |
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EileenK98 Recovering Fanbrat
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 56 Location : very, very close to Chris
| Subject: Re: Chocolate factory worker dies after falling into vat of chocolate Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:34 am | |
| I thought about posting this, with the tag line, "The police are searching for a Mr. Wonka." The guy died, though, which makes it not so funny. | |
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Knorg Behind Blue Eyes
Join date : 2009-06-06 Age : 42 Location : The Forest
| Subject: Re: Chocolate factory worker dies after falling into vat of chocolate Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:45 am | |
| His last words were "And I'm going down, all the way down, I'm on The Hershey Highway To Hell" | |
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grmblfjx Hot and Botherer
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: Chocolate factory worker dies after falling into vat of chocolate Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:11 am | |
| - Malganis wrote:
- Couldn't they have some way of putting the chocolate in there without using a guy standing above a very hot vat with big paddles in it, throwing the chocolate overboard? That just seems like an accident waiting to happen... which, apparently happened. At least put the guy in a safety harness so he doesn't tumble in.
120°, is that "very hot"? As far as accidents go, I can think of worse deaths- he died from being hit with those paddles, that's like being hit by a car or something, I would guess. And he obviously died quickly. Imagine he'd fallen into a vat of something boiling without paddles... boiled to death like a lobster, hmmm. - Spotts1701 wrote:
- Is it bad of me that I thought of at least a dozen people who would think this would be the most awesome way to kick off?
I might, but it's Hershey's. | |
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KelinciHutan Global Nomad
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 40 Location : USS Enterprise
| Subject: Re: Chocolate factory worker dies after falling into vat of chocolate Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:22 am | |
| - grmblfjx wrote:
- 120°, is that "very hot"? As far as accidents go, I can think of worse deaths- he died from being hit with those paddles, that's like being hit by a car or something, I would guess. And he obviously died quickly. Imagine he'd fallen into a vat of something boiling without paddles... boiled to death like a lobster, hmmm.
It's a very, very, very hot day temperature. I like Hershey's. | |
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ZoZo Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 39 Location : In WD40's head
| Subject: Re: Chocolate factory worker dies after falling into vat of chocolate Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:49 am | |
| I feel sorry for the guy that this was Hershey's chocolate. Imagine having to die in substandard brown goo. | |
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Cyberwulf NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 43 Location : TRILOBITE!
| Subject: Re: Chocolate factory worker dies after falling into vat of chocolate Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:05 am | |
| - KelinciHutan wrote:
- grmblfjx wrote:
- 120°, is that "very hot"? As far as accidents go, I can think of worse deaths- he died from being hit with those paddles, that's like being hit by a car or something, I would guess. And he obviously died quickly. Imagine he'd fallen into a vat of something boiling without paddles... boiled to death like a lobster, hmmm.
It's a very, very, very hot day temperature. Yes, but what is it in Celsius? | |
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AngryRobotsInc Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 39 Location : Hampton Roads, Virginia
| Subject: Re: Chocolate factory worker dies after falling into vat of chocolate Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:08 am | |
| - Cyberwulf wrote:
- KelinciHutan wrote:
- grmblfjx wrote:
- 120°, is that "very hot"? As far as accidents go, I can think of worse deaths- he died from being hit with those paddles, that's like being hit by a car or something, I would guess. And he obviously died quickly. Imagine he'd fallen into a vat of something boiling without paddles... boiled to death like a lobster, hmmm.
It's a very, very, very hot day temperature. Yes, but what is it in Celsius? 48.88 Celsius. | |
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grmblfjx Hot and Botherer
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: Chocolate factory worker dies after falling into vat of chocolate Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:28 am | |
| So, slightly too hot for the bathtub. - ZoZo wrote:
- I feel sorry for the guy that this was Hershey's chocolate. Imagine having to die in substandard brown goo.
My point exactly, dear. | |
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Psy-4 Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: Chocolate factory worker dies after falling into vat of chocolate Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:33 am | |
| - Spotts1701 wrote:
- Is it bad of me that I thought of at least a dozen people who would think this would be the most awesome way to kick off?
Those fat bastards. The best way to die is after having sex. | |
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Fairlight Keeper of the Gaffapedia
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 44 Location : England.
| Subject: Re: Chocolate factory worker dies after falling into vat of chocolate Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:46 am | |
| Seeing as the guy died, it should be tragic rather than funny but it's not because it's too much of a ridiculous thing for the real world. It's more the way a minor bad guy would die in Austin Powers or something. - KelinciHutan wrote:
- I like Hershey's.
Ah, but you're American, aren't you? Europeans can't stand it. | |
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Malganis Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10
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A_Note_Chaotic Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 36 Location : Pennsylvania
| Subject: Re: Chocolate factory worker dies after falling into vat of chocolate Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:03 am | |
| - Fairlight wrote:
- Seeing as the guy died, it should be tragic rather than funny but it's not because it's too much of a ridiculous thing for the real world. It's more the way a minor bad guy would die in Austin Powers or something.
- KelinciHutan wrote:
- I like Hershey's.
Ah, but you're American, aren't you? Europeans can't stand it. I don't like Hershey's, but a lot of the European commercial chocolates are way too sweet for me, as well. Hershey's special reserve isn't bad, but milk chocolate in general is gross. | |
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Spotts1701 Chief Cook and Bottle Washer
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 45 Location : New Vertiform City
| Subject: Re: Chocolate factory worker dies after falling into vat of chocolate Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:17 am | |
| - A_Note_Chaotic wrote:
- I don't like Hershey's, but a lot of the European commercial chocolates are way too sweet for me, as well. Hershey's special reserve isn't bad, but milk chocolate in general is gross.
Agreed - I prefer dark chocolate (doesn't matter what kind, though Ghirardelli Chocolate is definitely my favorite). | |
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theweirdkind Bastion of Sanity
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 34 Location : The Land of Strangeness
| Subject: Re: Chocolate factory worker dies after falling into vat of chocolate Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:53 am | |
| - Spotts1701 wrote:
- A_Note_Chaotic wrote:
- I don't like Hershey's, but a lot of the European commercial chocolates are way too sweet for me, as well. Hershey's special reserve isn't bad, but milk chocolate in general is gross.
Agreed - I prefer dark chocolate (doesn't matter what kind, though Ghirardelli Chocolate is definitely my favorite). So do I! (Though I do like Godiva Chocolate) | |
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