Republicans: "Rape is a gift from God!"

Cyberwulf wrote:

she didn't vacillate between NUTRAGEOUS and BAWWWW like the amazing clop-boy here

But clopper has his own brand of magic in his awfulness. He does things that once seemed impossible! Like make us nostalgic for Harley and make you and Mikey agree on something.

yes he truly is the trifecta isn't he

1) brony who
2) makes rape threats
3) like an edgy scene kid or /b/tard

and somehow still makes me seem like a decent human being in comparison

god bless you foalfucker

Damn sir Dixon indeed in comparison I'd rather have yr polished horse knob in my ass if it comes down to it


Anyway the fucker just got ousted, Obama won, marijuana is legal in Colorado and gay marriage is legal now in Minnesota, Maine and Maryland and somewhere else, congress elected its first Asian American member and and NAND first openly gay member and first disabled woman veteran


I love mister Obama dont even go there

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first disabled woman veteran

How long until we get to "Congress just received it's first 68 years and three months old one legged Arabic-Irish American hermaphrodite member in history"?

Maybe next year after yr operation

How could an operation make me Arabic?

Also, if "fucker" was referring to Romney, he was not ousted. He can't be ousted because he was never instead in the first place.

Noooo the guy this thread was originally about, silly

And you can get a race change operation just like Robert Downey jr

That's not going to change my race, just my skin color. It's like EXTREME TANNING!!1!

ETA: Which I could admittedly fucking use. I'm so pasty white, albinos look at me funny.

Like that episode of friends where Ross got his teeth whitened? Or was it chandler??? I don't remember but remember the episode vaguely???


Me neither

Well, for what it's worth, the race is over, Obama won, and both Akin and the other whackjob who made the remarks about abortion lost in their respective states. Though it still took Mittens a half-hour of sulking before he'd agree to give a concession speech-he finally gave in when Ohio went blue.

Oh, goody. So we can stop talking about US politics now?

We can start yapping about Australian politics in a few months. :D


Tweet from one of my Twitter followers:

As a proud possessor of a pussy, I feel good about @RepToddAkin's loss tonight. You might say I feel *legitimately* good.

I replied:

Had he won, I'm sure you would have some kind of bodily mechanism handy to shut all that down *rimshot*

xerrofoot wrote:

So we can stop talking about US politics now?

No.

So Akin and Mourdock lost. Sure, they're angry and confused as to why....but c'mon, they were asking for it. I guess it was something God wanted to happen.

Miss Misery wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

So we can stop talking about US politics now?

No.

So Akin and Mourdock lost. Sure, they're angry and confused as to why....but c'mon, they were asking for it. I guess it was something God wanted to happen.

Nononono when something happens that they don't like, it's against God's plan and a bad thing that proved that Satan is involved

Rabid Badger wrote:

Well, for what it's worth, the race is over, Obama won, and both Akin and the other whackjob who made the remarks about abortion lost in their respective states. Though it still took Mittens a half-hour of sulking before he'd agree to give a concession speech-he finally gave in when Ohio went blue.

actually he hadnt bothered to write a concession speech at all and was probably desperately making one up on index cards that whole time

thats what happens when you estimate the population of yr avian livestock before theyre finished gestating

Disco Stu wrote:

Anyway the fucker just got ousted, Obama won, marijuana is legal in Colorado and gay marriage is legal now in Minnesota, Maine and Maryland and somewhere else, congress elected its first Asian American member and and NAND first openly gay member and first disabled woman veteran

Woah woah woah woah. "Somewhere else?" Fucker, Washington legalized the gay marriage AND recreational pot in one election.

xerrofoot wrote:

We can start yapping about Australian politics in a few months. :D

Nobody cares which dingo you elect to mayor, Clopper.

release the drop bears

yap yap bang

Penguin wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

We can start yapping about Australian politics in a few months. :D

Nobody cares which dingo you elect to mayor, Clopper.

A dingo might do better than the clowns we have in parliment at the moment.

rae wrote:

Kakashifan727 wrote:

Wait, so we're making fun of the guy because he likes MLP? I personally don't see the appeal, but it's no reason to hate on the guy. OR is it just because he's acting like a douche to another member ad neausm.

This is a forum where we all have some sort of terrible fandom we enjoy.

It takes a special form of suck for us to really go off. Like threatening rape, after being b& from a rape forum. While claiming to be a practitioner of a religion that is technically supposed to celebrate feminism.

Lets not forget my PERSONAL favorite: masturbating with your imaginary daughter/watching MLP with 'her'(his hand)

Reidmar wrote:

rae wrote:

Kakashifan727 wrote:

Wait, so we're making fun of the guy because he likes MLP? I personally don't see the appeal, but it's no reason to hate on the guy. OR is it just because he's acting like a douche to another member ad neausm.

This is a forum where we all have some sort of terrible fandom we enjoy.

It takes a special form of suck for us to really go off. Like threatening rape, after being b& from a rape forum. While claiming to be a practitioner of a religion that is technically supposed to celebrate feminism.

Lets not forget my PERSONAL favorite: masturbating with your imaginary daughter/watching MLP with 'her'(his hand)

Every time someone references the Daughter Saga, a pegasus loses their wings. Please, think of the pegasi.

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A dingo might do better than the clowns we have in parliment at the moment.

Word.

xerrofoot wrote:

We can start yapping about Australian politics in a few months. :D

Then Clopperdoodledo will endlessly bitch and moan about how his candidate lost because of the koala vote.

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Every time someone references the Daughter Saga

That wasn't even a saga. It was one page of posts that amounted to...

Clopper: "I HAVE A DAAAAAUUUUGHTERRR"
Us:
Clopper: "NO WAIT I TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL U"
Us: "kay"

Mr.Doobie wrote:

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Every time someone references the Daughter Saga

That wasn't even a saga. It was one page of posts that amounted to...

Clopper: "I HAVE A DAAAAAUUUUGHTERRR"
Us:
Clopper: "NO WAIT I TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL U"
Us: [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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Deal with it.