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Lady Anne
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Lady Anne

Join date : 2009-06-12
Age : 44
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TheIan kidnapped 3 middle schoolers and made them read badfic in order to corrupt them. The attempt failed when the middle schoolers realized that the badfic was written by their preschool age siblings.
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John Castle

John Castle

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Lady Anne writes John Boehner/Harry Reid slashfic.
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TheIan
Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
TheIan

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John Castle secretly wished he was at BronyCon rather than spending the weekend with his "Mistress".
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John Castle

John Castle

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TheIan once wrote a Pat Novak, For Hire fanfic in which he used the line:

"Watching her talk was like watching a bobcat try to eat spaghetti."
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Lady Anne
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Lady Anne

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John Castle started the Ebola epidemic because he has a hurt/comfort fetish.
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John Castle

John Castle

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Lady Anne has raised up an army of Attack Otters, and any day now will use them to conquer the country of Lower Indianapolis.
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Chris91
Knight of the Bleach
Knight of the Bleach
Chris91

Join date : 2009-06-13
Age : 53
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John Castle used to go clubbing with Nicolae Ceausescu.
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John Castle

John Castle

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Chris91 once had a pet pineapple named Sally.
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TheIan
Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
TheIan

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John Castle's sociopath tendencies stem from the fact they were never included in any of their high school yearbooks.
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KJM
Sporkbender
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TheIan only goes to the movies so he can go out into lobby afterward and shout spoilers at everyone there.
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John Castle

John Castle

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KJM has a mattress stuffed entirely with the tags of other mattresses.
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TheIan
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TheIan

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John Castle's faced the the quakes, the wind, the fire
He's conquered country, crown and throne
Why can't he cross this river?
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John Castle

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Because she kissed me with the hallucinogenic lipstick, of course.

TheIan has been banned from Peru on pain of death by purple nurple.
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Lady Anne
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Lady Anne

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John Castle killed Bambi's mother.
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Dixie
Sporkbender
Sporkbender
Dixie

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and Lady Anne concealed the evidence
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spork
Sporkbender
Sporkbender
spork

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Dixie only really replied to Lady Anne because her avatar looks so hot.
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John Castle

John Castle

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Spork was once arrested for impersonating Bill Murray; not because they figured out Spork was an imposter, but because the arresting officer just really does not like Bill Murray and thought that's who he was arresting.
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Chris91
Knight of the Bleach
Knight of the Bleach
Chris91

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John Castle was the inspiration for Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad.
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John Castle

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Chris91 once conquered the Milk Challenge... and then promptly vomited all over a nun after eating a Corn-Nut.
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TheIan
Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
TheIan

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John Castle is the only person in the world who likes the taste of Grape nuts.
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John Castle

John Castle

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TheIan has a life-size sculpture of Voldemort glued to the ceiling over his bed; it is made entirely of pocket lint held together by mayonnaise, and he likes to bring girls over just so that when he's about to bed them, they'll look up and see it glaring down at them.
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Lady Anne
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Lady Anne

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John Castle is Cthulhu's father.
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KJM
Sporkbender
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Lady Anne is the mother.
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spork
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Sporkbender
spork

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KJM doesn't really need to worry about her smurf problem, it's nothing serious.
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John Castle

John Castle

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Spork isn't actually a sentient plastic picnic utensil.
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