Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!

TheIan kidnapped 3 middle schoolers and made them read badfic in order to corrupt them. The attempt failed when the middle schoolers realized that the badfic was written by their preschool age siblings.

Lady Anne writes John Boehner/Harry Reid slashfic.

John Castle secretly wished he was at BronyCon rather than spending the weekend with his "Mistress".

TheIan once wrote a Pat Novak, For Hire fanfic in which he used the line:

"Watching her talk was like watching a bobcat try to eat spaghetti."

John Castle started the Ebola epidemic because he has a hurt/comfort fetish.

Lady Anne has raised up an army of Attack Otters, and any day now will use them to conquer the country of Lower Indianapolis.

John Castle used to go clubbing with Nicolae Ceausescu.

Chris91 once had a pet pineapple named Sally.

John Castle's sociopath tendencies stem from the fact they were never included in any of their high school yearbooks.

TheIan only goes to the movies so he can go out into lobby afterward and shout spoilers at everyone there.

KJM has a mattress stuffed entirely with the tags of other mattresses.

John Castle's faced the the quakes, the wind, the fire
He's conquered country, crown and throne
Why can't he cross this river?

Because she kissed me with the hallucinogenic lipstick, of course.

TheIan has been banned from Peru on pain of death by purple nurple.

John Castle killed Bambi's mother.

and Lady Anne concealed the evidence

Dixie only really replied to Lady Anne because her avatar looks so hot.

Spork was once arrested for impersonating Bill Murray; not because they figured out Spork was an imposter, but because the arresting officer just really does not like Bill Murray and thought that's who he was arresting.

John Castle was the inspiration for Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad.

Chris91 once conquered the Milk Challenge... and then promptly vomited all over a nun after eating a Corn-Nut.

John Castle is the only person in the world who likes the taste of Grape nuts.

I knew that grape couldn't be trusted to keep his mouth shut!  

TheIan has a life-size sculpture of Voldemort glued to the ceiling over his bed; it is made entirely of pocket lint held together by mayonnaise, and he likes to bring girls over just so that when he's about to bed them, they'll look up and see it glaring down at them.

John Castle is Cthulhu's father.

Lady Anne is the mother.

KJM doesn't really need to worry about her smurf problem, it's nothing serious.

Spork isn't actually a sentient plastic picnic utensil.