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KJM
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Join date : 2009-06-11
Age : 41

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Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:
I am so sorry I bumped this thread.  I didn't realize it would lead to Lady Anne trying to be funny.

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You're forgiven.
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Lady Anne
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Lady Anne

Join date : 2009-06-12
Age : 44
Location : The land of the fruits and nuts

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Mikey masturbates to my posts. KJM encourages him.
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Layla
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Layla

Join date : 2011-11-08

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Lady Anne stalks Jem and the Holograms.
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Chris91
Knight of the Bleach
Knight of the Bleach
Chris91

Join date : 2009-06-13
Age : 53
Location : Salem, Mass., USA

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Layla has 70 pounds of C4 strapped to her body at all times.
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Lady Anne
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Lady Anne

Join date : 2009-06-12
Age : 44
Location : The land of the fruits and nuts

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Chris91 is the president of Syria.
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Chris91
Knight of the Bleach
Knight of the Bleach
Chris91

Join date : 2009-06-13
Age : 53
Location : Salem, Mass., USA

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Lady Anne is secretly plotting to kill Mikey Go WOOGA and frame Disco Stu for the murder.
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Sheba
Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Sheba

Join date : 2009-06-10
Age : 33

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Chris91 grew up in Night Vale, moved to Narnia for college and never went back home.
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Chris91
Knight of the Bleach
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Chris91

Join date : 2009-06-13
Age : 53
Location : Salem, Mass., USA

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Sheba faps to old black & white photos of Lyndon LaRouche.
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Dixie
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Dixie

Join date : 2009-06-12
Location : London, UK

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Chris91 is secretly dating Virgo Rouge
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Chris91
Knight of the Bleach
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Chris91

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Dixie is president of the Donald Sterling Fan Club.
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Lady Anne
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Lady Anne

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Chris91 ships Donald Sterling and Barack Obama.
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Chris91
Knight of the Bleach
Knight of the Bleach
Chris91

Join date : 2009-06-13
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Lady Anne posted that last message from a North Korean prison camp, where she's been incarcerated for mooning Kim Jong Un.
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John Castle

John Castle

Join date : 2014-08-05
Age : 45
Location : The Frame Of Reference next door

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Chris91 owns a farm where he raises midgets for their meat and pubic hair; he serves the meat in burgers at his restaurant, "Little Somethings To Eat", and he knits the pubic hair into sweaters that he donates to thrift stores.
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spork
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spork

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Unlike the rest of the posters on this forum, John Castle is not a Knorg sock.
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Sheba
Shitgobbling pissdrinker
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Sheba

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Spork is the offspring of an otter and a cave troll.
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John Castle

John Castle

Join date : 2014-08-05
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Sheba likes to glare at old ladies on the street as they pass by and say, quietly but venomously, "I know what you did!"
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Sheba
Shitgobbling pissdrinker
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Sheba

Join date : 2009-06-10
Age : 33

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......these are supposed to be lies, Mr. Castle.

John Castle has three toes on one foot, six on the other, and a freakish half-formed one growing under his tongue.
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TheIan
Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
TheIan

Join date : 2009-06-12
Location : Dining car on the Train of Time, DenLiner

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Sheba gets mad whenever a retail store PA doesn't play "I Will Survive" and proceeds to go on a mad rampage tipping shelves over until the song comes up or a store employee kicks them out.
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Chris91
Knight of the Bleach
Knight of the Bleach
Chris91

Join date : 2009-06-13
Age : 53
Location : Salem, Mass., USA

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TheIan fled the country this morning after finding out there's a warrant for his arrest on illegal weapons charges and double-parking.
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TheIan
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TheIan

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Chris once attempted parkour.

Let's just say he's not allowed at that orphanage ever again...
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John Castle

John Castle

Join date : 2014-08-05
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TheIan has been known to casually stroll into peoples' houses just to see if they have cats. If he sees a cat, he walks over to it, picks it up, pets it, snuggles it, sets it down again, and strolls out the door.

Unless it's eating.

If it's eating, he picks it up and, before it has time to stop chewing, screams, "FLAMP!!!" at it to see if he can make it choke on its food.

He then sets it down again, gives it a scratch behind the ears for being a good sport, and strolls out the door.
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Chris91
Knight of the Bleach
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Chris91

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Age : 53
Location : Salem, Mass., USA

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John Castle once killed a man for looking at him funny on the bus.
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TheIan
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TheIan

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Chris keeps an archive of every camera in every women's bathroom and uses it for "medicinal study purposes".
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Chris91
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Chris91

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TheIan is wanted in 27 states and the District of Columbia on weapons charges.
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TheIan
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TheIan

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Chris dumps leftovers in front of starving hobos and watches them fight to the death for his entertainment.
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