Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!

Chris91 is not amusing in any way, shape or form.

Andym Haven sells pencils door-to-door to finance a coup against the government of Andorra.

Chris91 is in a hot, sexy relationship with Mikey.

Lady Anne visits the Bolivian embassy in London once a month to yell "FUCK YOU!" at Julian Assange.

Chris91 accompanied me to the Gay Pride festival today.

Harley Quinn stole a Blockbusters sign and now uses it to threaten those who come near her kitchen! She did it to me, and I was walking down the street!

Andym Haven owns ten crates' worth of unexploded World War II-era German hand grenades.

Chris91 has an entire color-organized collection of guns made out of tampon dispensers.

Andym Haven met David Bowie at a Dairy Queen. Thus began the end of Western civilization and the eventual crumble of humanity itself....

Nin drives to work in an Iranian army surplus tank.

Chris91 caused global warming.

Lady Anne actually believes what she posts here.

KJM will someday wake up from this dream, but they might not like what they actually discover their reality is really like.

Nin is an alien from the planet Uranus.

Lady Anne forged Cyberwulf's signature on an obscene letter to Pope Francis.

Chris 91 puts nacho cheese on Fruit Loops.

That's an actual photo of Layla in her avatar.

Sheba drinks paint varnish with her breakfast.

Chris91 self performs ritualistic masturbation whenever he hears the Steven Universe theme song, "We are The Crystal Gems."

Ratchetmon posted that last message from the Supermax prison in Colorado, where he's serving a life sentence for plotting to blow up the U.S. Mint.

Chris91 once shaved his testicles to aid in the reformation of Sheba's left nipple, turning it into a nippleophagus (nip throat).

Ratchetmon keeps a stash of biological weapons in his attic.

Chris 91 went Super Sayian in 1993.

Ratchetmon once killed a guy using only a paper towel roll.

Chris91 makes me laugh for the right reasons.