Return of the Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster!

I never told anyone this, but Eileen K is correct.

I AM designed to collect useless and inaccurate bits o'trivia. I mean, who better than Eileen K to supply me with such gems of knowledge?

Really, who ELSE could tell me EXACTLY how many public hairs a giraffe has?

...move OVER, WikiPedia!

EileenK98 hates Ohana.

Few people actually know LeeLee's last name.

But Eileen K told me--there's yet another of those "gems of knowledge"--LeeLee's actual last name is "Lostcause-ovitch". It used to be "BluesCLUES-ovitch", but she took her now-ex to the cleaners and regained her maiden name.

Colchise has stolen the identities and hacked the accounts of every person on this board.

Lady Anne steals cars and sells them for parts, just so she can keep her World of Whorecraft account open.

Colchise bet the entire nation of Mexico (don't ask how he acquired it) that his post would be the last in this thread.

You're welcome, Ratchetmon.

Mikey likes to dance around in a tutu and flippers while singing "Wrecking Ball".

Layla framed Roger Rabbit.

Lady Anne is the real reason Donald Sterling's been banned from the NBA...she videotaped him making out with a dead goat and showed the tape to the league commissioner's office.

Chris91 went up a hill but came down a mountain.

Layla is Rob Ford's crack dealer.

Chris91 shot the sheriff, the deputy, the police dog, and a random giraffe.

Root Admin was the last person to see Judge Crater alive.

Chris91 knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.

Lady Anne assaulted Nancy Kerrigan and framed Tonya Harding and her husband.

Mikey Go WOOGA is Boko Haram's top recruiter in the United States.

Chris91 goes trick-or-treating on July 4th.

Layla wrote that last post from an underground bunker in the Nevada desert where she's secretly hiding out from the UN black helicopters.

Root Admin is wanted in eighteen states for unlicensed possession of a concealed handgun.

Chris91 is pregnant with quadruplets.

Layla is the father.

Lady Anne blew up the Hindenburg.

Chris91 sank the Titanic.

Lady Anne COULD tell you what she's writing, but then she'd have to kill you.

I am so sorry I bumped this thread.  I didn't realize it would lead to Lady Anne trying to be funny.

Forgive Mikey?