The Badfic Contest to End All Badfic Contests (EXTENDED TO SEPT 1)

But I got a reply!

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huh, strangely enough i really liked it, but yah characters were OC.

my friend who's also on here writes stories for contests, like what you did, and i luv to do that but i don't know where to find em.

help if you can please =]

loved the story, and the steak - stake thing was obvious but funny

toodles

/x

UPDATE: And... someone favorited the story. And the author. *facepalm*

Hits 974
Favourites 3
Alerts 5
Reviews 5 (not counting the 2 for Chapter Six)

My fic was also included in the C2 "DoomedFic" courtesy of Masked Reviewer. "If your story's included in this C2, it sucks. Do better next time. If you rewrite a story, PM me and I might remove it from this list."

And I got another reply:

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Mmh, yes, I guess a lesson was learned: tastes differ.
Thank you for writing a story I liked.
Bye now.

Well, at least someone got some enjoyment out of it.

OK, stats for this iteration of my badfic:
Reviews: 10
Favourites: 4
Alerts: 10
C2s: 2: DoomedFic, and "Journey's End Collection", which is presumably a serious C2.

ZoZo wrote:

C2s: 2: DoomedFic

Yours too? I did wonder.

Ugh sorry u gais, had major issues with the ol' laptop. Bottom line is modem was replaced but then vista apps no longer worked and internet ran as if t'were dial up. Repair guys told me to ring Microsoft, Microsoft told me to ring manufacturer. Common sense told me to borrow vista disc and reinstall. Woop woop.

Anyway even though I didn't finish this chapter of the contest I shall start work on my reveal chapter forthwith.

I didn't make the deadline in time, which is alright. I'm going to milk it more, and make it ridiculously long and progressively worse. And stuff.

Chapters: 2
Hits: 569
Reviews: 20
Favorites: 17
Story Alerts: 28

This is going to be fun. x3

La wrote:

I didn't make the deadline in time, which is alright. I'm going to milk it more, and make it ridiculously long and progressively worse. And stuff.

Chapters: 2
Hits: 569
Reviews: 20
Favorites: 17
Story Alerts: 28

This is going to be fun. x3

Wow, only two chapters and that's your tally? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] I haven't read your story--that must be some epic stuff!! :D

Helps that she's using the Naruto fandom and I think... Itachi/Sakura or Sasuke/Sakura? One of the two? They're rabid.

HA! I found a Code Geass fanfic that uses basically the exact same plot as my Harry Potter badfic!

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It even has other female characters from the series as other whores working where the main character does, and the ones the author doesn't like are evil and vice versa.

I've had someone favourite me after the final chapter was posted as well; I'm going to message them and ask if they were amused by the 'gotcha' ending.

Fairlight - don't know if you already saw it, but someone posted a review in response to your last chapter:

Masked Reviewer wrote:

Ahem, you failed to give me credit for adding this 'story' to Doomed Fic, my C2 for Doctor Who badfic. I added it weeks ago. I didn't review it because if I commented on every piece of crap writing on this site, I would have no time to do anything else.

The people who gave this thing positive reviews should be ashamed of themselves for encouraging a crapfic author.

I find the lack of wank that has ensued startling. You'd think at least one fanbrat would get pissed off. Just one.

They really don't read the fics they drool over, do they?

Like I said, fanbrats tend to clam up when they realize they've been tricked.

Keith Fraser wrote:

Fairlight - don't know if you already saw it, but someone posted a review in response to your last chapter

I did, then I sent him a PM inviting him to take a look around WGW. His response; "Lovely site. It reminds me very much of the late, great Godawful Fanfic."

Remember, favoriting something doesn't mean somebody thinks it's GOOD. It just means they want to read more of it.

This thread was last active around the time I was in my prime.

Yeah, funny story today.

So, the boyfriend asks me out of the blue, "Say, did you use the business email to set up a dummy fanfiction.net account to write badfic for Buffy?" And I'm all like, "Uh, how did you know? It was for a contest". He said, "Well, someone really liked it, or so they said in their review. And they favorited it. And they story and author alerted it."

... so even with the big reveal chapter, people still liked this stupid ass story.

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this is really really good. very original. I'm loving the way your portraying spike in the story. can't wait for more.

It's sad, really. I mean, people have such low expectations for fanfiction that they will enjoy ANYTHING, no matter how abysmal. It really makes me feel kind of sad about having almost 150 reviews for Prison Island Break.

And worried.

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

It's sad, really.

That you revived a nearly two year old dead topic?

How about running the contest again?

Or a repeat of the crossover contest? That was awesome.

^ You mean the Star Trek / Star Wars one? Because that was really great.

Why not both?

I'm STILL getting reviews on that. The latest one:

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good story BUT WHY DIDNT YOU FINISH IT

Just last week. I... I don't even know.... Although this would be a prime time to do another badfic competition, what with The Hunger Games coming out and fans all over themselves about it.

Maximilia wrote:

I'm STILL getting reviews on that. The latest one:

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good story BUT WHY DIDNT YOU FINISH IT

Just last week. I... I don't even know.... Although this would be a prime time to do another badfic competition, what with The Hunger Games coming out and fans all over themselves about it.

Dystopia then BAM! Zombie Apocalypse.

I'm in.