The Badfic Contest to End All Badfic Contests (EXTENDED TO SEPT 1)

Eldoniel-Alberti wrote:

And what is that GrammaNazi?

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Cormallen wrote:

I'm confused ... if you're mom helped you with this then why is there so many spelling and grammar mistakes?

Do people have to write perfect reviews now?

If you criticise someone's spelling and grammar while making two elementary fucking grammatical errors in the same sentence (you're instead of your, number agreement), it's bitterly ironic. Dumbass.

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Eldoniel-Alberti wrote:

Quote: because some people were unwelcoming? UNDERSTATEMENT. Mean-spirited people .. yup. It gets beyond a joke.

Oh noes! They were? You poor thing, in your very first week, you had a run-in with-


oh. Nevermind, it was just Inkweaver.



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Ink weaver? Nope. The lot of you last I recalled. Those of you who have nothing inspired to do except post crap for stories and see what kind of "feedback" you get. Did I try to see the funny side? Oh fuck yes, I did. TBH though, InkWeaver represents what malicious time-wasters you all are.

Am I sorry for Spamming up or going like A DRAMA OMG FFS in your forum. No, you're forum is a rag and I hope a lot people see it for what it is. Pfft, you may be good fanfic writers or w/e but that doesn't make you good people in my eyes, and especially for the majority, patronising young writers out there with craptacular projects.

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Eldoniel-Alberti wrote:

And what is that GrammaNazi? Quote: Cormallen wrote: I'm confused ... if you're mom helped you with this then why is there so many spelling and grammar mistakes? Do people have to write perfect reviews now?

If you criticise someone's spelling and grammar while making two elementary fucking grammatical errors in the same sentence (you're instead of your, number agreement), it's bitterly ironic. Dumbass

Well I'm glad you find that sort of thing amusing, idiot.

Eldoniel-Alberti wrote:

Am I sorry for Spamming up or going like A DRAMA OMG FFS in your forum.

Right. That's why you make triple posts instead of using the edit function, and posts with nothing but smileys. Because you're so sorry to spam ^_^

Don't forget this one! El's Other Account

Seriously, why are you so angry with me?

Ah
Ignorance, it's more important that someone should be able to perfect on your rag of a forum, therefore proving my point that you hold higher regard towards people's faults. Read the facts. You people post crap, there's enough of it already. Like you can give good advice to any new writers because it would all be lies coming out your superior backend.

OK, now you're just posting random phrases - I can't make head or tail of half of that last post, it sounds like something the ex-Iraqi Information Minister would say. Complaints and insults are kind of ineffective when they're unintelligible.

Eldoniel-Alberti wrote:

TBH though, InkWeaver represents what malicious time-wasters you all are.

If we're malicious time-wasters, why are you still wasting your precious time on us?

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your forum is a rag and I hope a lot people see it for what it is.

OH NOES PEOPLE MIGHT FIND OUT WE'RE SARCASTIC SLITHERY BASTARDS RIGHT NOW INSTEAD OF IN A FEW WEEKS WHEN WE DO THE BIG REVEAL

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Pfft, you may be good fanfic writers or w/e but that doesn't make you good people in my eyes,

You're confusing us with people who give a fuck about your opinion.

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and especially for the majority, patronising young writers out there with craptacular projects.

THIS IS NOT ENGLISH

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Cyberwulf wrote:

If you criticise someone's spelling and grammar while making two elementary fucking grammatical errors in the same sentence (you're instead of your, number agreement), it's bitterly ironic. Dumbass

Well I'm glad you find that sort of thing amusing, idiot. </SPAN>

Don't blame me just because you're too dense to grasp the concept of irony.

Eldoniel-Alberti wrote:

Ah ignorance, it's more important that someone should be able to perfect on your rag of a forum, therefore proving my point that you hold higher regard towards people's faults (???). Read the facts. You people post crap, there's enough of it already. Like you could give good advice to any new writers because it would all be lies coming out your superior back end.

Get in the paddock with Melissa, my new prize lolcow.

I don't know whether to hope she sticks around. I don't foresee her being funny or interesting, ever, but other people might be entertaining in response to her.

*settles in to wait and see*

Eldoniel, calm the fuck down. We're dicks here. That's how we roll. Put up or shut up. It's what we do.

Guvf zrffntr vf va EBG13.

grmblfjx wrote:

I don't know whether to hope she sticks around. I don't foresee her being funny or interesting, ever, but other people might be entertaining in response to her.

*settles in to wait and see*

This could be out new entertainment.

Eldoniel-Alberti wrote:

You think I'm a superhero InkWeaver?
Aww thats really sweeeeeeeeet of you
Probably the first and last time

No, no, it's five syllables, then seven, then five again.

Damn, forgot to screencap my progress. Hmm... well, nevermind.

Daw, I think we hurt the baby's feelings. Don't you know, they're feeding children things like "the internet is made up of nice people" and "be nice or mommy will smack you around" in these kid's bottles now.

I took screencaps, in case. I'm waiting to see if review is deleted. If not, well, I'll see what I do then.

Lord of War was an excellent film.

It was? I haven't seen it.

Also, Cyberwulf, why aren't we best friends yet?

And is she even speaking English at this point? Have we actually made her incoherent with rage or is she just not bright?

InkWeaver wrote:

It was? I haven't seen it.

Also, Cyberwulf, why aren't we best friends yet?

And is she even speaking English at this point? Have we actually made her incoherent with rage or is she just not bright?

You silly girl. She's just playing with you. Really she is masterfully trolling us all by APPEARING enraged, thereby causing us to post for her amusement.

Or at least, that's what she'll probably say in a few posts.

I'm not one to get into typo wars, and I have no intentions of pointing out mistakes that she made or anything. That said, I'm under the impression that her spelling and grammar has deteriorated dramatically over the last few pages.

Zeiss Manifold wrote:

No, no, it's five syllables, then seven, then five again.

Oh, Zeiss. <3

Zeiss Manifold wrote:

Eldoniel-Alberti wrote:

You think I'm a superhero InkWeaver?
Aww thats really sweeeeeeeeet of you
Probably the first and last time

No, no, it's five syllables, then seven, then five again.

While I have been away, I have not had the opportunity to heap adoration on you as I usually do. ily, Zeissy.<3

Melinda has been added to a C2!

I_Lam_Edhellen wrote:

Melinda has been added to a C2!

That is too awesome.

Well, this exploded quite nicely. I'll try to figure shit out when I'm less tired. Just got back from Otakon.

Did it really take you three or four pages to get that El is new to the internets? I mean, getting butthurt (LOL AMERICANISM AMIRITE) over being deceived? On the internets? Has she only had access to it for three days or something?

I lol'd at the vanity search though. Just a little hint at the charming individual we're dealing with.

Also, everything of her posts decreased over the course of the thread. Mostly including maturity. Her later spam posts read like children's 'arguments.' Though you could kind of gather that from her atrocious reading comprehension skills. Pay attention in class, El. Reading comprehension is basic stuff.

Keith Fraser wrote:

Eldoniel-Alberti wrote:

Some fanbrat fics I've seen are worse than trolls

Oh, absolutely! None of the fics we've produced have been anything like as bad as the worst of the worst - check out the Golden Oldies section if you haven't already, and if you're brave. :paranoid:

What makes me grumble is that loads of utter shit is rewarded with countless reviews.



Then again, if they're all squeeing OMG so GUD! reviews, I guess I should embrace and be satisfied with my few honest, grammatically correct, sincere and non-trollish reviews...