A decades worth of GAFF,
and even two years more,
has shown me so much badfic,
and Mary Sues galore.
I've taken a trip to 'Mondor',
in a not so epic scene,
I've also seen Hyrule,
in an insane Suvian dream.
Who could forget lavendar,
and IKEA erotica styles,
the kind of 'urple description,
and unrealistic OC wiles.
The patron saints of badfic,
include Severus Snape,
and other characters woobified,
in every form and shape.
High school fics abound,
pseudo goth and witch,
bamfing is the norm here,
in the incoherent ditch.
Invented words too frequent,
titgasm being just one,
just one question remains,
where was the idea from?
I'd like to thank these authors,
without whom life would be dull,
every day we come here,
we're guaranteed a lul.
by Ezri Dax
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