Double Feature: 'sonic to a car' and

Thank god for geniuses like Peter Chimarea

"OH NO! WHER ID ISOTOP?"

Dixie wrote:

From this genius's profile:

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by the way stop leave bad review onto story my

i am fom fracn so if you leave bad review you are racist

(by thre way britis uruin society and it woudl be better place without u so if u take offesne at any of my story screw yoruself as u are racist)

youu think you can get rid of me britis?

hahahaha, i am back!!

i am defender of frnac

A genuine sighting of the Lesser-Brained European Troll!

Ok, who's cast Intelligentium Reductium Maxima on this troll...?

Grimley Fieendish wrote:

Dixie wrote:

From this genius's profile:

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by the way stop leave bad review onto story my

i am fom fracn so if you leave bad review you are racist

(by thre way britis uruin society and it woudl be better place without u so if u take offesne at any of my story screw yoruself as u are racist)

youu think you can get rid of me britis?

hahahaha, i am back!!

i am defender of frnac

A genuine sighting of the Lesser-Brained European Troll!

Ok, who's cast Intelligentium Reductium Maxima on this troll...?

It must be someone from 'Frnac.'

lurkar wrote:

Grimley Fieendish wrote:

Dixie wrote:

From this genius's profile:

Quote :

by the way stop leave bad review onto story my

i am fom fracn so if you leave bad review you are racist

(by thre way britis uruin society and it woudl be better place without u so if u take offesne at any of my story screw yoruself as u are racist)

youu think you can get rid of me britis?

hahahaha, i am back!!

i am defender of frnac

A genuine sighting of the Lesser-Brained European Troll!

Ok, who's cast Intelligentium Reductium Maxima on this troll...?

It must be someone from 'Frnac.'

No, that spell's Dyslexius Perpetiuum (And I suspect that spell's backfired on the caster...).

Check out my story The Revenge

And then look at Pierre's review. I don't understand what he means by 'britis propaganda' [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] since my story is about racism (how it's wrong).

NicolaQ1987 wrote:

Check out my story The Revenge

And then look at Pierre's review. I don't understand what he means by 'britis propaganda' [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] since my story is about racism (how it's wrong).

Huh... Strange indeed. But that's just more troll evidence.

Awww, you made him fanfic? That's so sweet!

Honestly, though, Nicola, you wanna make fun of someone's badfic, proofread your own work a few times first, okay? It makes it more effective.

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[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [url=http://www.whygodwhy.org/javascript:var t = xwindow('http://login.fanfiction.net/report_review.php?reviewid=103352298',560,510);][You must be registered and logged in to see this image.][/url][You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Pierre Tasse 2
2010-05-03 . chapter 1 wat is tghis i am not going to get beat up by britis. your story makes of not good, youu makre of brit propaganda here only. also paras are a wkeak pokemon france should be strong pokemon like cahrizard then i would show that britis charizard what of do.

He spelled France right! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

But then he spells Charizard two different ways in the same sentence. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

FAIL.

Troll in the making? or just someone who doesn't use spell check YOU DECIDE!

Max III wrote:

Awww, you made him fanfic? That's so sweet!

Honestly, though, Nicola, you wanna make fun of someone's badfic, proofread your own work a few times first, okay? It makes it more effective.

Way to miss the point, Max.

Dixie wrote:

Max III wrote:

Awww, you made him fanfic? That's so sweet!

Honestly, though, Nicola, you wanna make fun of someone's badfic, proofread your own work a few times first, okay? It makes it more effective.

Way to miss the point, Max.

No, I mean, in sentences that I presumed were not meant to be punctuated wrong, such as,

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"Something must be done about Paras" Weedle said "He is a racist and
yet does not think so"

Which one would correctly write as "Something must be done about Paras," Weedle said. "He is a racist and yet he does not think so." I assumed it wasn't a parody, because in her other fic, she says

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"Albus. Wake. Up"

Which is a similar error. Nicola, if you're just weaving a very deft satire that I was a little too thick to understand, I apologize, but I thought it appropriate to point out some of your seemingly unintentional typos C: (I got the Pierre style typos, though, that part's clear enough for me).

Dr. Professor Science wrote:

Oh lord, the other stories by this author are just as good. Some are even shorter, too! Check out this three sentence masterpiece (Hey, the entire last section of Ulysses only had seven sentences.):

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one day harryr was shcool and suddenly look out the window and britis! "oh no britis2" sayed harry as he got with his wand and try fight of evil britis. "britis get outo of my ameirca" sayed harry as he shot anti-brit balls out fo wand and all britis got a shoot down. "this will show you britiss to invade at our school" sayed harry as celebraitonh

I wish my wand shot anti-Brit balls!

Ooh, here's a shorter one:

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one day it was allo allo show and suddenly frenhc to come with gun and shoot all allo allo character and all to lie the floor. so all people ded and no one care as they probably britis anyway

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It's definitely a troll, but I DON'T CARE.

Oh, and apparently we're both racist:

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i am fom fracn so if you leave bad review you are racist

Does'nt the poster realise that as Harry is British, & Hogwarts is located in Scotland, not the U.S (Intresting thought, what would the U.S equivalent of Hogwarts be like...?), the wand either...
1) Explodes as a result, & potentially kills everybody in the area with insufficent magical shielding, including Harry himself, or
2) Does Nothing, or
3) Harry clobbers himself with the "Anti-Brit" spell bolt...
As for Allo, Allo, does he even realise it's a parody of such series as Secret Army, that was set in occupied Belgium...?

EileenK98 wrote:

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[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [url=http://www.whygodwhy.org/javascript:var t = xwindow('http://login.fanfiction.net/report_review.php?reviewid=103352298',560,510);][You must be registered and logged in to see this image.][/url][You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Pierre Tasse 2
2010-05-03 . chapter 1 wat is tghis i am not going to get beat up by britis. your story makes of not good, youu makre of brit propaganda here only. also paras are a wkeak pokemon france should be strong pokemon like cahrizard then i would show that britis charizard what of do.

He spelled France right! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

But then he spells Charizard two different ways in the same sentence. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

FAIL.

MEGA-FAIL. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

EileenK98 wrote:

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[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [url=http://www.whygodwhy.org/javascript:var t = xwindow('http://login.fanfiction.net/report_review.php?reviewid=103352298',560,510);][You must be registered and logged in to see this image.][/url][You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Pierre Tasse 2
2010-05-03 . chapter 1 wat is tghis i am not going to get beat up by britis. your story makes of not good, youu makre of brit propaganda here only. also paras are a wkeak pokemon france should be strong pokemon like cahrizard then i would show that britis charizard what of do.

He spelled France right! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

But then he spells Charizard two different ways in the same sentence. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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FAIL.

Yes, but how would his Charizard fare against a Mantine or Wartoise...? (A Mantine, being a Water Pokemon, I suspect would give a Charizard a hard time normally, while a Mantine trained to use a non standard attack such as Earthquake, could win the bout instantly...).

But Charizard is part Flying-type...

lurkar wrote:

But Charizard is part Flying-type...

True, but you're assuming Charizard is in the air, when the initial attack of the bout happens...
If not, then he potentially gets clobbered by the first attack...

lolwut? He's written an anti-British 'fanfic' for every single episode of Doctor Who from this new series. Considering he hates 'britis' so much he sure watches a lot of our shows [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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on day scotland had happy time. "i am happy time" sayed scotland, as
it had build hadrian wall and block out the britis. suddenly, britis
break wall to the ground and invase into soctland! "oh no" sayed
scotish "britis have destroy on our wall barrier!" and britis made
invasion all over the scot land. "britis get out of our scotland!"
yelled braveheart, who pulled out a fireballl and flame all britis to
toast. "visctory!" sayed scotish, as they happy celebration for britis
to gone!

...I... I'm not sure that's how Hadrian's Wall worked at all. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] He's updated with multiple frightening fics. One of which involves interstellar sex.

He's no Hans, but Pierre's starting to grow on me, really.

Not only did he hit Dr. Who, he did a drive-by straiffing of Torchwood:

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one day captian jack was sit in his base when suddenly bang at the base. "who is make bang?" sayed jack as banging increasing its volume! captina jack the securite cameras to on and jack saw it was the britis try to destroy at the base! "britis stop destory at my base!" sayed jack and he hit a button and a minefield came and blew up all britis. "all britis are finaly gonee!!!" sayed happy captian jacck and he made celebration that he was ameriac and not the britis.

That's the whole story right there. He manages to spell Jack right five times, then misspells it at the very end. He constantly mispells said (Sayed makes me think of the Iraqi guy on 'Lost'), and manages to consistently misspell 'captain' as well. And he seems to have an intense fear of capital letters.

Finally, if he's ever actually watched the show, he'd know Captain Jack is an alien. The actor who plays him is an American (though he was born in Scotland and now lives in London), so I think he might consider himself britis.

I am aware i need to go over my own fanfiction but it doesn't compare to Pierre Tasse 2's work. At least you can read and understand my sentences [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.].

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so one day ameirca was sleep. suddenly, he woke up and england had tied
him to chair! "you evil britis" sayed america, "let me go now" "no"
sayed england, and he take america clothes away, "i have your cloth
now" "no!" yelled america "my cloth" and england took his clothes of
also. "my sperm will turn you britis" laughed england, as he whip out
his pensi. "no" sayed america, "please dont make me britis" but it was
too late and england had already insert his penis inside america. he
thrusut in and out of america anal. "noooo" sayed america as he started
ttransform the brit. the whole room was swiimming in sperm and semeen
eggs. "heeelp" screaming america as he turned britis. insert the pensi
and orgnaism! after twoo hours it was over. "now you are britis" sayed
england, and america was britis. "you bloody twat wanker" sayed
america, becuase he wsa now britis. "i not like of be britis" "well
tough becausue you are britis forevermore" sayed england and he jump
out the window and all america was transform to britis by evil england.

Oh... wow. Englands sperm turns people British.
By the way, the summary for this is 'hardcore sexx'. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

I never understand how people can take such obvious trolls so seriously. You look at the reviews for someone like Pierre or Hans, and nearly everyone is all, "You should spell check, your plot made no sense, you should stop writing because you suck!"

That's why they keep writing, because of poor, gullible bastards like you guys.

Personally, I enjoy the lulz that trolls give me, as I'm sure you all will agree.

Half the fun is the resulting drama from said gullible bastards! Don't make those poor gullible bastards stop!

Max III wrote:

Half the fun is the resulting drama from said gullible bastards! Don't make those poor gullible bastards stop!

True that. His stuff is funny, but the drama makes it oh so much more. (More WHAT I'm not really sure, but it's warm, fuzzy fun regardless [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] )