Stephenie Meyer is a Feminist Warrior; Let's Read Desire Climax

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This two page spread just about sums this series up.

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Our strong leading lady, everyone!

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Take a wild guess on just how she earns some extra cash. Hint; it does not involve selling organs on the black market- though I wish it did.

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: He scares me, yet I am strangely attracted by the way that he man-handles me. I sure do hope he doesn't rip my bodice off and ravishes me.

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: My supreme doucheiness impairs my ability to to behave in according to your social laws and devalue the importance of money.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]: Oh, okay then.

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: You know what I said earlier about ravishing me? Well, I meant it.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]: Shut up while I make it rain dolla' bills.

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: Da bitches love it when I my cash rains.

I guess she doesn't realize that slavery is illegal and that she can just can just say "no" (just like drugs).

Anyways, Japanese Bella's mom is sick and that is why her family is poor.

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Take a wild guess who JB's landlord's son is. Hint: It is not Starscream, but Harley really wishes that he was.

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He also farts rainbows and his sperm cells are shaped like unicorns.

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Yeah, we already know that Clark Kenting Japanese Edward's perception of reality is slight askew.

Anyway, CKJE (that rolls off the tongue smoothly doesn't it?) is all like "My dad wants to talk to you." and JB's all like "Okay!"

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Yeah, being in the same car with the guy who sexually assaulted you and claimed you as a slave is pretty damn awkward.

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It's cliffhanger, ya'll.

10 points to whomever accurately predicts what happens next.

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Dick Powers wrote:

It's an anti-climactic reveal that we all saw coming, because we aren't as stupid as JB.

She shapeshifts into a skin-stealing lizard monster and eats him?

...please?

I demand to be given the entirety of this, uuuuuuhhhhhh, abomination.
For scientific purposes.

grmblfjx wrote:

I demand to be given the entirety of this, uuuuuuhhhhhh, abomination.
For scientific purposes.

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] -starts laughing at grmbl- ha ha ha for SCIENTIFIC purposes... uh right. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Seule wrote:

grmblfjx wrote:

I demand to be given the entirety of this, uuuuuuhhhhhh, abomination.
For scientific purposes.

A++, would fap again


Admittedly, the story gets kinda confused at times, and it might have been better with about half the plot twists, and some things just don't get resolved.
But. No snuff, torture or weird fetish porn, and just the right balance between dominance and affection. Best fapping material I've found in years. Thanks, Dick!