Counter Strike cheat STABBED IN THE FUCKING HEAD!

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I'm sure a medkit will fix that right up....

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a group of youths playing at an internet cafe in the province of Jilin in northern China noticed that the 17-year-old boy who was their opponent was using wall-hacks. A scuffle broke out between the accused hacker and his victims, and it turned violent - and at the end of it all, the hacker had a 30cm (~11.8in) knife through his head.

Thankfully, because he's a haxxing fag CS n00b, and the knife went straight through his brain, there was no lasting damage...

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Miraculously, he survived through the operation: According to medical staff, the knife avoided major arteries that could have resulted in a fatal hemorrhage, and it also missed damaging any of the parts of the brain that deal with the body's motor control.

VIDEOGAMES! YAY!!

videogames cause violence

Mafiosa wrote:

videogames cause violence

Nuh-uh! Haxxor fag n00bs cause violence!

I wondered briefly whether any of his emotional or moral centers were damaged by the knife.

Then I remembered he was wallhacking in fucking Counterstrike of all things, and decided he probably wasn't using those anyway.

WD40 wrote:

Nuh-uh! Haxxor fag n00bs cause violence!

Indeed, and the bitch got what's coming to yeah no, if anyone thinks that video game cheaters and hackers need to be taken out back and have their fingers broken or something, then it's time to step away computer, and go outside, there is a whole world out there.

Also, WD, you forgot your proper avatar.

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^me reading this

WD40 wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

videogames cause violence

Nuh-uh! Haxxor fag n00bs cause violence!

Internet cafes cause violence.

Psy-4 wrote:

Also, WD, you forgot your proper avatar.

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Have I Got an Av for You?

I just made an inside joke about WD40 being a goon.

Does your house have stairs?

I know the answer to that question, but won't say it on the account of not being a goon myself, yet.

internet dick-wagging alert

Nihilist wrote:

"I paid ten bucks and all I got was this lousy in-joke."

Take it from a real goon.

Well played.

goons suck 4chan supremacy

SirDixonDongs wrote:

goons suck 4chan supremacy

the internet sucks

all of it is equally terrible

The Unoriginal wrote:

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They seriously took an x-ray?

"Hey doc, this kid just came in, he appears to have thirty centimeters of knife blade in his head."

"Well, take an x-ray just to make sure. I don't want to find out it was only twenty-nine centimeters and get sued over it."

But it sounds like he got what he deserved. Apparently no lasting damage, and some very important lessons about hacking in public places. Lessons like...

1.) Bring a gun to the knife fight.
2.) Make sure you have an escape route and a backup escape route.
3.) Make sure you're faster than everyone near so those escape routes are useful.
4.) Don't hack in a public place.

Mafiosa wrote:

SirDixonDongs wrote:

goons suck 4chan supremacy

the internet sucks

all of it is equally terrible

no it is you who are the terrible one

SirDixonDongs wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

SirDixonDongs wrote:

goons suck 4chan supremacy

the internet sucks

all of it is equally terrible

no it is you who are the terrible one

people like you are why I don't want my children on the internet

e: the internet is not child friendly i hate all of it except kate beaton she can stay

WD40 wrote:

I'm sure a medkit will fix that right up....

Counter-Strike does not have medkits. Fucking n00b.

Mafiosa wrote:

SirDixonDongs wrote:

Mafiosa wrote:

SirDixonDongs wrote:

goons suck 4chan supremacy

the internet sucks

all of it is equally terrible

no it is you who are the terrible one

people like you are why I don't want my children on the internet

e: the internet is not child friendly i hate all of it except kate beaton she can stay

b... but mai delicious childrens

the internet is awesome and every child should be given entirely free reign to browse as they like, this is the key to utopia

All children should be goatse'd.

Dick Powers wrote:

All children should be goatse'd.

qft